faraway saint Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 (edited) There's been a few crackers in the last 2 games. Nominate the post from the matchday thread that is the most ludicrous, amusing or just bonkers. Elvis is always in with a shout but there's always a hidden gem. From the Alloa game...................IOBS showing the strength of character we all know and love. On this showing it's relegation express. Start the game with a small striker up front by himself. Train at 25min past three I'm on it. From the Celtic game, after a 4-0 smacking...............saintargyll proving drink and interfering with sheep can do irreparable damage. no damage done what so ever.. reality.....beginning of the night ...2 points behind 10th place end of the night ...2 points behind 10th place Edited January 26, 2019 by faraway saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted January 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 Yesterdays contenders.................. Sweeper07, after 3 minutes, proudly proclaiming this................"As it stands right now we are above Dee on goal difference !" Sonny, ever optimistic, if deluded..................."Extremely disappointing however the new signings so far look better than what we had. They need a few games to gel although time is limited. Keep in the pack until this hard run is over then watch us climb" Watch us climb? IOBS with his usual contribution, this time aimed at TC................"Your a disgrace to St Mirren football club and its supporters. " But the probable winner was the meltdown, probably alcohol fuelled, by LPM............"Really..? What the f**k are you on about mate? Have You any idea of my background? Just f**k off with your "oh... I'm offended" shit. Go on f**k off and never try and trip anyone with whatever skeltons You've got rattling. That is the lowest type of trolling imageable." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 Kemp, the flag waving Tartan Terror with his ENGLISH EMPIRE remark. Usually hear that shite from Celtic /IRA scumbags. He will be wanting the ' butchers apron ' burnt next. He has been dishing it out to me and others in the past while. Time the cowardly feck got it back. ENGLISH EMPIRE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted January 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 It also seems we will be transformed, so much that we could be in with a shout of beating Hamilton.....................quite an achievement. (C) DOP Not sure I can handle the transformation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, faraway saint said: It also seems we will be transformed, so much that we could be in with a shout of beating Hamilton.....................quite an achievement. (C) DOP Not sure I can handle the transformation. They all know best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted January 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 Wonder what'll win next week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 (edited) Early contender..............Kilbarchan Buddies (It this one person or a wee group?).................. "We are now better than Hamilton, Dundee, Motherwell and Livingston but must show this in forthcoming games to stay up" Motherwell must be shitting themselves. Just to clarify, Motherwell have won their last 4 league games on the trot, equalling our points total for the season. Edited February 3, 2019 by faraway saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 (edited) The Cowardly Abusive Tartan Terror ( ENGLISH EMPIRE ) Bully spouts his shite again. Probably run away again or be a cry baby to Div again after this. Forum Fanny . KEMPY Saints 4,102 2,748 posts Location:Paisley, but not at the moment. Report post Posted 6 hours ago Genuine question, do other team's forums have these sad little fannies that seem to feel vindicated when their own team loses? Elvis gets a lot of grief on here, but he's just a crushing pessimist. With "Top Cat" and LPM you can almost feel the excitement every something goes against us. "YOU SEE MOTHER, I WAS RIGHT! LET ME LOG ON TO B&W ARMY AND TELL EVERYONE". If you went round the pub acting like these two every time we lose a game you'd eventually get a smack in the mouth. Edited February 3, 2019 by shull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 Kemp The Tartan Terror Wants To Smack St Mirren Supporters In The Mouth because of their opinions. He is the Tartan Terror. ( he hates the English and their Empire ) Fecking Cry Baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Optimistic Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 On 1/28/2019 at 10:44 AM, faraway saint said: Yesterdays contenders.................. Sweeper07, after 3 minutes, proudly proclaiming this................"As it stands right now we are above Dee on goal difference !" Sonny, ever optimistic, if deluded..................."Extremely disappointing however the new signings so far look better than what we had. They need a few games to gel although time is limited. Keep in the pack until this hard run is over then watch us climb" Watch us climb? IOBS with his usual contribution, this time aimed at TC................"Your a disgrace to St Mirren football club and its supporters. " But the probable winner was the meltdown, probably alcohol fuelled, by LPM............"Really..? What the f**k are you on about mate? Have You any idea of my background? Just f**k off with your "oh... I'm offended" shit. Go on f**k off and never try and trip anyone with whatever skeltons You've got rattling. That is the lowest type of trolling imageable." Talking about meltdowns.......who said this? Let's get this straight ya cnut, where have I indicated I was trying to avoid paying tax? Show me or shut the feck up. You do love making a cnut of yourself, unable to take in what has been posted, preferring to focus on your own agenda. Really, do one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mr Optimistic said: Talking about meltdowns.......who said this? Let's get this straight ya cnut, where have I indicated I was trying to avoid paying tax? Show me or shut the feck up. You do love making a cnut of yourself, unable to take in what has been posted, preferring to focus on your own agenda. Really, do one. Me? Taken in isolation, yip, but if you had a brain, or a wife, you would see why I replied in this manner. Run along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Optimistic Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 You'd be funny if you weren't so sad! Life has clearly not been very good to you, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, Mr Optimistic said: You'd be funny if you weren't so sad! Life has clearly not been very good to you, Irony, Mr Lonely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Optimistic Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, faraway saint said: Irony, Mr Lonely. Says the man with 33,393 posts on a St Mirren Forum!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 Just now, Mr Optimistic said: Says the man with 33,393 posts on a St Mirren Forum!!! Makes no sense, except if you're simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 35 minutes ago, Mr Optimistic said: Talking about meltdowns.......who said this? Let's get this straight ya cnut, where have I indicated I was trying to avoid paying tax? Show me or shut the feck up. You do love making a cnut of yourself, unable to take in what has been posted, preferring to focus on your own agenda. Really, do one. We have a winner. That really was a spectacular meltdown. Right up there with LPM last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 hour ago, oaksoft said: We have a winner. That really was a spectacular meltdown. Right up there with LPM last week. And not alcohol fuelled. Anyhow, I decide the winner, fud face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 Village Idiot says The Blue Bigots 1873 - 2012 were RELEGATED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 1 hour ago, shull said: Village Idiot says The Blue Bigots 1873 - 2012 were RELEGATED. And the forum fool agreed. What a quiz team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Ricky Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 5 minutes ago, faraway saint said: And the forum fool agreed. What a quiz team. Learn to read (it will help you in contract negotiations). I said something similar.. Not the same.. F Man. First that I'd like to see them relegated (I didn't say again) Keep up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond our ken Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 the weeks of sitting in the sin bin must have been like wearing a set of itchy pants & vest for him and Shull. Look at them scratching each other's itch. Surely this week's joint winners. It's like watching a needy puppy being reunited with it's owners after a couple of months in the pound. Go on Shull, give his belly a good scratch, mind and get that bit behind his ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, beyond our ken said: the weeks of sitting in the sin bin must have been like wearing a set of itchy pants & vest for him and Shull. Look at them scratching each other's itch. Surely this week's joint winners. It's like watching a needy puppy being reunited with it's owners after a couple of months in the pound. Go on Shull, give his belly a good scratch, mind and get that bit behind his ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 30 minutes ago, beyond our ken said: the weeks of sitting in the sin bin must have been like wearing a set of itchy pants & vest for him and Shull. Look at them scratching each other's itch. Surely this week's joint winners. It's like watching a needy puppy being reunited with it's owners after a couple of months in the pound. Go on Shull, give his belly a good scratch, mind and get that bit behind his ear. Thank feck you're not permanently in here. Ye boring trumpet. I can spend my time, between hires, peacefully and perfectly contentit in here, spouting whatever pish comes into my head and bothering nobody. If pricks, like you, Oakey, Village Idiot and the Stirling wanker want to infest The Bin, at least try be original and slightly interesting. Bawbags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Ricky Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 1 hour ago, shull said: I wish you were in here permanently in here. I can spend my time, between hires, peacefully and perfectly contentit in here, spouting whatever pish comes into my head and bothering nobody. I am delighted when Oakey, DJ and St R visit The Bin. They brighten my day. Thanks guys. Very kind of you. I'm sure the others think as highly of you as I do. Keep posting but please avoid: The OF, Cost of Admission and Cost of Food and Drink at the Stadium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 44 minutes ago, St.Ricky said: Very kind of you. I'm sure the others think as highly of you as I do. Keep posting but please avoid: The OF, Cost of Admission and Cost of Food and Drink at the Stadium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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