Doakes Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 (edited) ...if it was fired at you out of a cannon. Not enough nonsense in the nonsense thread. Reckon I could comfortably catch a large-ish badger. Not sure how viscious they are though, could be kinda dangerous. A small dog is another option. Ye'd never guess I'm trying to pass time/skive at work.. Edited October 9, 2013 by Doakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qarsaan Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 A badger? I thought they are extinct. Get back to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 A badger? I thought they are extinct. Get back to work. Back on topic...................................an octopus, all them arms would make it easy to catch, or it could could catch me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 you might be able to catch her.... (on yir face if unlucky) she's suited and booted for the cannon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doakes Posted October 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 you might be able to catch her.... (on yir face if unlucky) she's suited and booted for the cannon That made me shudder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 you might be able to catch her.... (on yir face if unlucky) she's suited and booted for the cannon ten FFS do you need to take it to this level EVERY time? Get a grip, oh you do, far to often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 That made me shudder. It'd make the earth shudder when she came into land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappy coco Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 Animal eh" i think could maybe catch an 8st sevco fan but i would prefer to see him land on his face......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hambud Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 That made me shudder. think her being fired out a cannon might make the whole world shudder! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapamythighs Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 you might be able to catch her.... (on yir face if unlucky) she's suited and booted for the cannon you would need to make sure to have both feet anchored and tethered to something,to assist in pulling you back out,,,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintnextlifetime Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 Catch an animal. .Georgios Samaras, I reckon l could catch him , briefly. The facking Cretan. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 It'd make the earth shudder when she came into land ........aaaaaaaannnnnndddddd the winner of the title of Forum Most Obvious Virgin of the Year Award goes to somner. Rapturous applause. Tears and a speech........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 A whale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doakes Posted October 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 A whale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 Am I the winner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 I could catch crabs, if not careful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 I could catch crabs, if not careful. You can't catch crabs from the toilet seat Drew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 You can't catch crabs from the toilet seat Drew. Even in Arbroath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 Even in Arbroath? Ah, well, funny you should say that, there was this time............................................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 you might be able to catch her.... (on yir face if unlucky) she's suited and booted for the cannon you would need to make sure to have both feet anchored and tethered to something,to assist in pulling you back out,,,, Aye and a big plank nailed tae yir erse tae..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Ninjas Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 I've caught some enormous monsters getting fired out of Tolido when I was a yoof, do I win five pounds...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 I've caught some enormous monsters getting fired out of Tolido when I was a yoof, do I win five pounds...? Naw, it was Toledo, fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest somner9 Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 talking about animals.... cough (change subject) i had to give my mate some honest advice today when he came round bleating on about how his missus complained about his general conduct of late... he said: 'she's told me I'm crabby, that i muscle my way into every situation, and she has to winkle out any kind of emotional reaction from me' I said; ' you know you're problem mate..? you're just too shell-fish!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 talking about animals.... cough (change subject) i had to give my mate some honest advice today when he came round bleating on about how his missus complained about his general conduct of late... he said: 'she's told me I'm crabby, that i muscle my way into every situation, and she has to winkle out any kind of emotional reaction from me' I said; ' you know you're problem mate..? you're just too shell-fish!' Oh dear, trying too hard and failing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doakes Posted October 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 talking about animals.... cough (change subject) i had to give my mate some honest advice today when he came round bleating on about how his missus complained about his general conduct of late... he said: 'she's told me I'm crabby, that i muscle my way into every situation, and she has to winkle out any kind of emotional reaction from me' I said; ' you know you're problem mate..? you're just too shell-fish!' Aw naw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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