Dirty Sanchez

Strange that they get their smallest crowd of the league season in the play off semi final.

Don't know how the Mobdro app is performing lately, but it might be worth a bash. I watched a perfect stream of the 0-0 game with Celtic on it from the States.

Had the ball in the net five times in the away leg, but had two goals disallowed just for the craic. A financially doped Dunfermline, managed by none other than Davie Hay, actually repeated the fiasco against a team from Iceland. Here. That Peter Mackie goal against the **** is a bit underrated. **** had scored a customary late equaliser, but Mackie was having none of it this time and burst through the middle of them to rattle in the winner down at the Love Street end.

What the f**k's that tackle on Dreyer supposed to be from Tanser? No intent to go for the ball at all.

To put a date on it, my earliest memory of that map was watching Dundee United fans using it to find Love Street before the cup tie where Fitzy scored the winner and McAvennie fractured his skull, which would have been about March 1982. In my defence, I can't remember any of the other maps mentioned, and my only memories of County Square are in colour, not black and white.

Seeing the County Square pictures made me think of the big map inside the glass case that used to be against the wall at the station end of the Post Office. You pressed buttons along the bottom for the place you were looking for, and it would light up your destination on the map. Did that thing really exist, or was it a dream I had one night?

At 79:10 when there is a close up of Saints fans with their taps aff, it sounds like the commentator actually says "taps aff".

In the days when no one was watching Rangers, the away sides at Ibrox used to get the whole of the Broomloan Rear to themselves, whether they could fill it or not. Then people started watching Rangers, so they gave the seats to their own fans instead. I'm not sure what's different here.

We only allocated the Old Firm both ends of Love Street from 1987-1992, and never since. The rest of the time it was just unofficially full of them at both ends, with no segregation at the LoveStreet end.

Need to get the story behind the guy who's just walked in wearing a Morton top.

This will mean that Dundee are going to both Livingston and St Johnstone for a third time, while Hamilton have a third home game with St Johnstone, although the total number of homes and aways is equal.

Brechin's solution to that was build their stand on top of a little hill!

'4671' at Dunfermline. Their 'ever popular' free kids season tickets (that no one apparently bothers to use) strike again.

Watching Dunfermline 0-1 Ayr at HT. I wonder what their customary laugh out loud, made up attendance figure is going to be tonight. It looks like you coud easily fit everyone into one stand.

I'm not saying my concentration was drifting, but that was so boring that I didn't even realise Erhahon had been sent off, even though I watched the game live and saw a replay of the tackle at the time.

If the same teams stay in the bottom six we'll most likely get two homes and three aways after the split. Unless we play three out of the first four of these away, it would mean that the last game is likley to be an away fixture anyway.

I think the team having been pish for years doesn't help. It takes some of the fun out of it when you're only making up the numbers. I could tell you more about the 1982 World Cup, which was played when I was in primary school, than I could about the last World Cup. I was the same as some of the posters above. I went to most of the home games from about '84 before tailing off through the Berti Vogts era, and I went to all four tournaments that they qualified for during that period, including Euro'92 which we only had about 4000 fans at. I've barely been to game since then. My last away game was the Euro 2000 play-off at Wembley, and my last home game was the 3-2 loss to Germany, which I only attended to see some of the top Germans players in the flesh, to be honest. I could envisage getting back into it if the team could compete at a decent level.

Unlucky Sky Sports. Right city, wrong team.

Not often you hear commentators and pundits bemoaning VAR not being available. More used to hearing dinosaurs complaining about it getting used.

I won't be accepting the surrounding area one as a reason for putting a game off after the recent game at Parkhead, where the authorities were content to leave the pavements like a bobsleigh run.

Just watched highlights of that Aberdeen game. It would put you off football watching cunts likes Morelos and McGregor staining the game. Appealing the Morelos' yellow for diving is nothing more than a troll by the cunts, who will be well aware that he could easily have been booked for diving about four times during the game, including one in the slapstick category.

This convoluted modern pricing cracks me up. Half a dozen different rates based on your age. Are they checking everyones' ID at the gate? They'd be better off asking you to bring along a bank statement to prove how much you can afford to pay.

Good point. It's been a long time whoever they claim to be. At least they got a good night for it.

Another season without a trophy. Nine different teams won a trophy since they last did.

I thought it went without saying that it's not Cammy Murray. Hence why I didn't say it. '5 in' would be Martin Baker.