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What a shock!
 although you might have guessed that an entity that calls itself the name of a deid club might well be a regular offender in the lying department....

7 minutes to go - the SPFL better declare the result pretty quick or I'll punch my laptop!
 
Like I've said elsewhere with nothing confirmed I think 3 divisions of 14 would be fairer but there's no doubting relegating Hearts would be funnier! 

If The Rangers' suggestion is to void the season and hand out the prize money I can only assume that as the results are void that the relevant prize money is distributed evenly among the Premiership clubs or better still all the prize money for the four leagues is divided evenly among all the SPFL clubs, what a mananimous gesture on their part that would be but I suspect that isn't what they are saying.

Something went wrong in the planning stage and now he’s changed his mind. 🤪

Now, it's well documented that their are too many using this situation as a means to bash the government but this £10,000 being made available to MP's? 
To cover the costs of equipment to allow them to work from home, such at laptops and printers. 
Fecking up to £10,000? 
Where are they going to buy this equipment?
How many already don't have enough equipment to allow them to work from home, I'd wager (gagging for a bet) not many if any.
IF they need it, buy it themselves, they can fecking afford it. 
 

Wait, he's got a point, I've been eating hunners of oranges and drinking lots of (diluted) lemon juice and I'm fine. 

I don’t dispute the global concern - and unlike Hiram I am well aware of the reality that too many people are dying through the real limited services available(the bottleneck) presents to efficient maintenance of our health services (and body disposal) and them being able to cope.
I certainly DON’T imagine the same applies to all viruses in the video, as the “causes of death notifiable” was only tweaked in the last year to include CV19 and it still does NOT include flu.
the numbers are, at least, dodgy.

I hate coffee..............................I'm a weirdo. 

Shut it lizard lover [emoji14]

The coffee flavoured one is the best. Anyone who says otherwise is a weirdo.

Back in the early 90's in the Jimmy Bone era I recall John Hewitt sticking the ball in the top corner after 18 passes, what a goal.
I think it was against Kilmarnock.
Big Jon Obika's vs Hearts is fair cheering me up during this Covid 19 crisis though!

Couldn't have put it better myself!

What kind of sweets, might make a difference. [emoji16]

He didn't carry his on that far but follow his graph and see where his daily deaths would have been in 10 days time. Absolutely miles away from 3000, it would have been the end of the world on his graph.
 
I didn't ignore it, I said it's tragic, as is 23k people a day dying from hunger.
Its not whataboutery either. Every man and their dog is on a high horse with this, more people die from trivial things every day, and none of those were watching having a pissing contest give a f**k because it doesn't affect them. That's not whataboutery. That's the selfish nature of people. Don't give a f**k until it has a chance of affecting them. 

Do we know of any Buddies who have it?
 
Lets hope we all get through this.....in the mean time, stay the f**k away from me you walking germ bags, but stay safe every Buddie, stay safe.

Cheques in the post. 

Well feck off then if you're not in the gang. 

Whatever arm you "excercise" with with be all muscles.

That's more likely for me....................I'll post pictures. 

I blame the vegetarians. 🤔

You're not taking this seriously. 😉

Rumours that Greggs are starting a drone delivery  service - I reckon it’s just pie in the sky

https://spfl.co.uk/news/spfl-clubs-to-vote-on-curtailment-of-ladbrokes-s

That’s surprising, considering there wasn’t an old firm game, oh oh contentious 

We are in mid April and daily deaths are sky rocketing. The latest science suggests we might peak in two weeks or thereabouts.
That'll be close to the end of April.
Judging by most other countries we can look forward to perhaps several weeks of a plateau before a gradual reduction of perhaps another few weeks. An estimate of 10 more weeks in total is not unrealistic IMO before the removal of lockdown can be considered. By then we are into July.
There's no prospect of the current season being finished and theefire no chance of us being in any league other than this one.
The club are making a judgment call based on a tiny risk of relegation if the season restarts against the very real risk of bankruptcy if money doesn't start coming in soon.