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Who the hell is Kirk Caldy?
 

FFS Stu, why? 
I did think you had a lot of "relations" in key positions, now that's looking like you made it up.
Never mind, I'm just off the phone to the queen, she's fine. 
 

JC if he existed died in AD 33ish - the four Books of the New Testament are estimated to have been written between 70 & 110 AD.
Interestingly Lord Balfour whose 1917 Declaration was a major step in the formation of modern Israel had strong Christian beliefs and according to many sources believed this would lead to the Second Coming - at the time he was heard to say "Armageddon outa here before it all blows up".

^^^^^ Nurse? 🤪🤪🤪

In a similar vein...……..
 

Didn’t even notice you were there.

At least my semen will be sweet tasting!

The Gman will be pleased. 

Who was it?

Proud to announce the network premiere of "On Our Way" - The Story of Season 2017-2018
 

That's 1 hr 23 mins and 52 seconds of my life I don't want back.
Thank you Div.

Baz, unless you use the quote function properly I’m not even going to read let alone reply.

At the time, the winning expert opinion near globally of the cause of the plague was the conjunction of 3 planets in 1345 that caused a great pestilence in the air. [emoji106]

What you on about? He said it perfectly correctly. Regardless of the words he used. Your just too stupid to understand what he meant of course. 

OK I'll try.  Briefly, I'm afraid...
This thread has already offered several links to many leading health experts, epidemiologists and other health professionals - worldwide - who believe the CV19 data is as useful as wet toilet paper, the lockdowns to be disproportionate and the doom-laden pronouncements are overkill...  
 

I KNOW, I KNEW.... 
 
 
But Top Thirty is dirty data - skewed to show singles that disproportionate impact upon the emotions of teenage people.  They should be set to one side...
I felt sure oxter would pop along to do 'a graph' on those platters entering between 30and 40...

That's true, but he still wouldn't allow antrin a vote in Indyref2...

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Maybe it was Morton trying to win a game since we weren’t there. 

My son and I went for a couple of drinks in the supporters bar after this fantastic game. On leaving and in high spirts when we came out, blow me was the Hearts team bus not parked right there outside the club shop with all their players getting on.
To my surprise I regressed 40 years by dancing around, waving my scarf, singing going down, going down etc.
Will always remember the look on Naismiths face as he watched, it wasnt anger more just shock that an old bloke like me would do this.
Funny what football can do to you. Hope it comes back soon.

You're doing great
 
We have to remember the "virus" we have..... only known cure is for Div or whoever  to bin them once and for all
 
Mind you more chance of St Mirren being named champions this year, however I think we have a solid case

I’m sure Sellic hand out huge cash prizes at half time so gambling rules shouldn’t be a problem.I think sevco do something similar but instead of cash it’s an IOU.

The boredom of self isolation...did you know that if you rest one of your testicles on the top of an empty beer bottle, and hold a naked flame at the base eventually it gets sucked inside?

If you did know this, and you know how to get it out, please message me...urgently!

Got my Key Worker card today which entitles me to drive up & down the A/M77 at speeds of up to and beyond 100mph (in reverse if I so desire @Eric Arthur Blair)!  

That will explain the great toilet paper shortage  🧻 

Must admit, I do find all this hilarious
The majority of us are working from Home
 
The world is in lockdown, financial markets are suspended , trillions of aid, social isolation and people dying and we want to know if the poxy season will be finished with the ugly sisters 1 and 2...……………...
 
 
Who cares !!!!!!!