Slartibartfast

Aye very good!

Players will be out of contract.
Players will have left.
Will new players be allowed to sign?

That makes it a different team... hardly right or fair.

It is what it is.

We need to respond appropriately.

That reminded me of something (amusing) that I read this morning.
A scientist with an innovative mind and wondering how to tackle an aspect of CV19 spread...
instead of just doing a pointless graph, he had other ideas...  💡 

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/30/astrophysicist-gets-magnets-stuck-up-nose-while-inventing-coronavirus-device
if only we had someone, a scientist say...   on this forum who’d be so self-sacrifing on our behalf!
Fair dos to the young man.  He knows his situation was funny. And was happy to share.

Did you find any ginger bottles?

I dunno…
Have they run it past oxter, yet?

But harsh on Michael Gove mate, 

Aye, me

There's a 4th group that I fall into that don't give a single f**k about your graphs 

Well, butt out, sorted. 

Primitive!
 
I used to think like that.
It turns oot that it’s all done by someone else in the hoose, behind your back when you have been distracted.

To be fair it contains as much valid information as Sheldon's graph.

Actually you are very clearly trying to tell him what to do and then attempting to manipulate the rest of us into applying peer pressure to force a change in his behaviour.
That sounds that you are not only supportive of the principle of a fascist state but actively engaging in collusion on your part.
Can we expect you to announce you've launched legal proceeds next?
Colluders will never be forgiven nor forgotten. Just ask those from Vichy.
Brrrrrrrr..........

For someone suggesting he's not keen on a fascist police state, you are being very fascist-policey...

They don't come much simpler than shull.......

You can rest assured that he doesn't have at least 15 family members connected with police Scotland.
As others have mentioned he lives in an imaginary world, where he makes up friends and relatives.
 

Show me where I said that ffs, you really are back to making up stuff willy nilly again. They have been moved from her normal unit to different duties connected with the ongoing situation. Anecdotally you have heard more crime in your area and likewise less in mine let's just leave it there. If someone said black you would say white, it's tedious.

Wife. 
A blow up doll isn't, legally, your wife. 

Frontline. 
I've just spoke to Taggart, he say you both talk shite. 

You know when they set up the league tables at the start of the season and it is always in alphabetical order, if they are The Rangers why the hell are we always bottom?

Funny to see Third Lanark so far ahead of Morton despite ceasing to exist 53 years ago.

As the saying goes” It takes one to know one”🤪

Never any doubt IMO. 

Bampot eh? With my exhausted wife doing 12hr shifts as a carer, while I'm self isolating from my job in construction, I'd currently put myself in the wank category..😁

Unfortunately for you, most sane people would trust Trump before trusting a known liar like you so even if you are right you have no credibility. This is the crop you have sown. Time to reap it.

Just because it looks like the OF doesn't make it true.
For example, I can use this argument too. Here is a sausage:-
 

Oh yes