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Off topic, but f**k it. Last time I heard that song was on the school bus circa 1985. A guy known as Billy the Punk (who always sat by himself for some reason) was blasting it out at full volume on the top deck. I was scared to get off the bus in case he saw my Jam Shoes.

Shaft?

Fair enough, Shull. I'd never call you a liar. Krankies Therapist is doing an amazing impression of you tho........

Are you really not Krankies Therapist? I'm unconvinced. Gold medal to the person who set up that account if I'm wrong

Top trolling, Shull. I doff my cap to you

Best fitba chant I've ever seen

Just noticed this thread. Why has Faraway been banned? He was a prolific poster and he enjoyed a wee argument. I never saw any nastiness from him tho.

For f**k's sake Shull. Used to enjoy reading your ramblings. Have had you on ignore for a while now and just dipped in to see if anything has changed. You're still coming out with exactly the same old shite you've been babbling on about for ages

Occasionally sneaking a pint of Moretti onto expenses when I have lunch at the Bankhoose. Hard to resist Moretti when in the Bankie [emoji481]

Don't agree with a lot of what you post, Oaky. Not that you would give a f**k about that [emoji3] I think this is a really good post tho. Ahem not that you'd give a f**k about that either. Tax credits are a f**king nightmare tho, especially for the self-employed. I work in that field so I see the problems every day. Issues with Tax Credits and the immediate ending of Jobseekers Allowance when someone goes self employed can be catastrophic. The much maligned Universal Credit actually mitigates that problem. Your comment about whether food banks drive want rather than fulfil need may be controversial but I get it. When my clients need to visit a food bank it's almost always down to desperation. However, I recently had a case where a client received a food bank delivery (yes delivery) that he didn't need or ask for

Agreed. Slow motion doesn't help in a case like this. The incident obviously happened at full speed so slow mo is irrelevant

Is is Shull tho? I'm not sure. The Shetland alias definitely was. This is fun...

Kirkie's a great signing for us. f**king loved his attitude when he was with us before. Happy to let my heart rule my head with this one. Bet I'm not proved wrong

Great post; thinking outside the box. It'll never catch on.....

Kinda on topic I've noticed recently that the desktop site has become so slow on my tablets that it's unusable. It's fine on my laptop and the app is ok too. Anyone else having similar problems?

BBC Sport app still showing them on 1 point. Website maybe different?

There seems to be a lot of misunderstanding regarding the scoring system; BBC Sport have EK on 1 point in the table, Google has them on 3 and the SPFL have them on 2. I think SPFL are correct?

The Sun said. That's that f**king sorted then.

Oran kept us up. That's all that was asked of him and he did that. Sounds simplistic I know

Agree with this. They were f**king terrible. Unfortunately we don't look like we can score tho

Ahem by speed I don't mean drugs

Difficult one. Keeping drivers' speed down on the motorway should be a good thing. Sometimes tho you need a wee bit of speed to get yourself out of trouble. Imagine you pressed your accelerator and nothing happened.

Have you been away for a while, Rickster? Good to have you back. Agree with the first part of your post. Didn't think the team played well in general tho. Thought the Duck added something when he came on

I agree with this. If this incident happened fellow fans are far more likely to be able to identify the perpetrators from grainy footage than the authorities are. Then we can get the (alleged) cunts kicked out of our club.

Had a meeting with a client in the Costa in Newton Mearns last Friday. Pointed out that they hadn't charged me and the lassie behind the counter said 'have this one on me'. Nae Ambassadors etc. Just a nice story