TediousTom

Very dissapointed in you Bulto, very dissapointed indeed. If I am still living, breathing and aware come the 19th September (that is the day after this hugely important vote) I want to hear "the ayes have it". Keeping the monarchy is unimportant, the currency we use is unimportant, freedom to make our own choices is everything. Dissapointed in you, thouroughly dissapointed. I may start spelling properly now just to piss you off!

I do of course jest as my slotting days are somewhat behind me. More importanly can one procure a decent fish supper in the vicinity of this Blyth place? In the absence of a fish supper I am happy to accept recomendations for Italian food as a rissotto can prove somewhat easy for me to chew upon due to it's mush like qualities. However my preferred option is definately a fish supper. Do I have to bring my own Irn Bru?

Is there a local square dancing establishment or some other establishment where ladies of a certian age and desperation tend to congregate? If I am to travel such a distance and I am to spend such an amount on ale then I would be looking to slot something before I return to my country of Scotland.

It is a stupid way to travel, throughout my extraordinary long lifespan I have known several competent motorcyclists who have succumbed to serious injuries caused whilst riding these stupid machines. Such dangerous pursuits are best left to supporters of the evil Glasgow two and not for decent people such as users of this forum. Motorbikes and also horses for that matter are just daft. Try smoking instead it is much safer!!!!

The case is made...Scotland needs to be free and those who stand in it's way are in the words of Robert Burns a "parcel of rogues". Stuart Dickson and his like are rogues.

Wee Tommy Tomster will sign another unknown player and turn him into a no bad player, that's my speculation for today

I would not like to see the Ayrshire lad that is known as Kirk Broadfoot return to our club. When he was our player I did like him although in the back of my mind I did regard him as a thick Ayrshire inbred. Now I do not know if he is thick, inbred or from Ayrshire for that matter but that was the opinion I held of him. Anyway to move on a little I do recall that after he signed for the now defunct Glasgow Rangers and he was lucky enough to return to Love Street he behaved like a thick, Ayrshire inbred twat when he kissed his (now defunct) Rangers badge in front of the north bank. You may recall that this occurred in a game where a Stephen McGinn scored a pantaloon creamer of a goal to beat the horrible and now defunct lower class Ibrox knuckledraggers. Anyway to sum up, I just do not like him and I do not want him to return to our club. I would prefer to see us nurture some genuine talent than waste a jersey on this twataholic.

I am somewhat disappointed that I did not see this thread until now. Anyway here is my belated contribution And a lot dirtier

Shull, Shullster, Shullamena, Shull de wull, Shullsterio, The big Shhhhhhhhhhullshterrrrrr The tip tap tappyness was evident during the era of Daniel Lennon. Daniel Lennon has gone now. Tommy Craig's total footballing circus extravaganza is about to be unleashed on us Paisley folk and you, like me and everyone else of our persuasion will enjoy it. Yours in excited delirium TediousTom

First of all we suffered the indignity when the revelation of the home kit was thrust upon us to gasps of dissapointment. All that had to be done with the away kit was a low risk, one colour top with our clubs crest and sponsor logo theron. That was all that was required to make the away kit the preferable choice for non blind supporters of our great club. It really was that easy. What has been revealed is HONKING

Good to see you young bucks still playing your wee game in your spare time, great indeed. Now tell me, what is the worst injury sustained by any of you nubile young lads? Twisted knee, broken ankles or detached testicle? Yes let's stimulate some conversation rather than this back slapping exercise you have been indulging in. Torn ball sac?

You are correct in that he will not be coming to Paisley, correct indeed. That said as a non supporter of our club then one must wonder why you hold an opinion on the matter at all. I question your motives.

The best western is actually a hotel chain however if we are discussing western themed films then I must plump for the best of all them Blazing Saddles If you have not watched this masterpiece then I urge you to do so now. You will thank me, you really will,

Little Thomas Craig is the greatest of the great, best of the best, wisest of the wise, most clever of the clever, most brilliant of the brilliant, most gallus of the gallus, bravest of the brave and most noble of the noble. To bin your online identity over such nonsense is in bad taste my in bad taste former forum friend, in bad taste indeed.

Ah it is nice to see that we are attracting some foreign poster's. My linguistic abilities are somewhat short of where I would ideally like them to be so I unfortunately do not recognise the language. Prussian?

You ask some good questions for someone who claims not to support our team. I question your motives.

He has firmly established himself as a non entity. I was upset when we lost Tottie Beck to the Ibrox dwelling scum but not this waster. Tommy will replace him with better!

I shall have another go Jock Bradford Andrew Findlay Willie Newbiggin Tom Morrision Willie Summers Willie McDonald Mattha Morgan Allan Gebbie Davie McCrae Jimmy Howieson Jamie Thomson Manager - Johnny Cochrane Asst manager - John McCartney Physio - Andy Binning Ball boys - SPS, Cheesey, Sean Kelly and Jason Naismith Shop owner - AWP Groundsman - Tommy Docherty Official club taxi driver's - Shull and HSS Official rumour starter - St Sid Official player signing venue - Asda Linwood Official fans group - The fans council Offcial social club - Knox street Official pub - The Terrace Bar Official sponsors - none Official rivals - Abercorn Official unofficial forum - Black and white army Official strip - 1926 Official official - Tiny Wharton Official club drummer - Dougie Vipond Official club media bloke - Chic Young Official car - The Hillman Imp Official programme writer - Christopher Brookmyre Official pie supplier - Knox and Finnies Official community coach - Tony Fitzpatrick Offcial train station - Paisley St Mirren Official club jam - Robertsons Official cinema - The Kelburne Official place for parading cups - The old municipal buildings at Gilmour Street Official ground - Greenhill road Official travel club bus convenor - Toshie Official observatory - Coates

Yes that is correct, correct indeed. Utterly gash player who played every bloody week. Always tried hard so I (and many other supporters of our great club) would not boo him but were continually amazed at his ability to draw any sort of wage from a football club. Tony Fitzpatrick signed two players in his second stint as manager from an amatuer club and played both away versus Falkirk at Brockville. Both were humming and were never seen again. Does anyone remember the names of these two? I can picture one of them now I think kicking the ball for the one and only time but the names totally esape me, totally escape me indeed.