Annoying Things About Warm Weather

[Thorizaar]

1. A workplace where the heating is still on at a low level. 31c in the room, 41c in direct sunlight through the window!!

2. Buses and trains with the heating still on full blast.

3. Honking sweaty people next to you when you're in the supermarket buying your lunch/dinner.

4. Hayfever.

5. The blanket assumption in the media that everyone loves hot, sunny weather when in fact many people hate it.

[Herbie]

1. Wasps

2. Ants (the wee feckers are all over my kitchen)

3. Sweaty hawmaws

4. Sunburn (it's shite being strawberry blonde in the sun )

5. Having to cut the grass.

and a wee extra one....

6. Working, and getting texts from your mates telling you that they are in the garden drinking beer.

[Tennant's Lager]

1. Wasps

2. Ants (the wee feckers are all over my kitchen)

3. Sweaty hawmaws

4. Sunburn (it's shite being strawberry blonde in the sun )

5. Having to cut the grass.

and a wee extra one....

6. Working, and getting texts from your mates telling you that they are in the garden drinking beer.

It must be awfully, awfully rotten to be ginger.............

[Dirty Sanchez]

I've yet to see a bare chested,stick thin Ned walking down the street. That's usually the first sign of summer.

[Hollz]

I've yet to see a bare chested,stick thin Ned walking down the street. That's usually the first sign of summer.

I saw one earlier, only had shorts and trainers on, sitting outside the bookmakers in Glenburn :S

[North Sea Saint]

I've yet to see a bare chested,stick thin Ned walking down the street. That's usually the first sign of summer.

You f'cken talkin aboot me

[shull]

You f'cken talkin aboot me

Naw, he never mentioned Auld.

[North Sea Saint]

Naw, he never mentioned Auld.

Fair enough

[mcd54]

I've yet to see a bare chested,stick thin Ned walking down the street. That's usually the first sign of summer.

The T shirt hingin` oot the back pocket of course

[ped]

The T shirt hingin` oot the back pocket of course

Dont forget the Bottle of IrnBru in hand ( glass version of course for the descerning man around town)

[Speckled_Jim]

listening to chipmonk techno with their windows wide open so everyone can hear the pish they listen to

[groo-ver]

I've yet to see a bare chested,stick thin Ned walking down the street. That's usually the first sign of summer.

saw one on thursday in castlemanky, swaggering down the road wi no t-shirt and a celtic scarf round his neck... (buckie bottle in his hand, natch...)

[Gordon Urquhart]

I've yet to see a bare chested,stick thin Ned walking down the street. That's usually the first sign of summer.

[North Sea Saint]

Its warm oot here, I'm coming hame, so I'm no annoyed

[Reidy1987]

1, Smelly barbeques. Unless it's your own of course...

2. Fat burds wearing low cut tops

3. Fat blokes wearing shorts

4. Having to trim the hedge

5. Cricket.

[tam]

listening to chipmonk techno with their windows wide open so everyone can hear the pish they listen to

They now have the really annoying mobile with the loudspeaker, what a pain in the tits.

[Reidy1987]

So have you got rid of your beer belly and sideburns then?

Aye

[Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes]

1. Nothing

2. Nowt

3. Shag all

4. Not a thing

5. Zero

I like summer.