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This sign was found prior to the St Johnstone v Aberdeen match yesterday...

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Businessman goes to BMW dealership to collect his new top-of-the-range 5 series. Salesman explains that the new stereo system is linked through Sat Nav' to a central computer at BMW HQ. Voice activate

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Two men were driving a truck around with a penguin. A traffic cop noticed the penguin and stopped the truck and told the driver to take bird to a zoo right away. The next day, the same cop saw the s

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Top Class Comedy

Incidentally, Uncle Colm is my favourite character but unfortunately, he ain't in the Show often enough.

Anyway, where is Sweeper ?

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On 8/13/2021 at 2:42 PM, faraway saint said:

Almost word for word for me, except when the grandkids are in the car. :zipit

May be an image of text that says "THINGS I SAY MOST WHILE DRIVING. "You're welcome dickhead" after you let them through but don't say thanks. "You can get a fucking bus through there." "Put your foot down then prick." prick.' "What the fucks he/she she looking at." "You've got indicators, fucking use them." "Fucking MOVE then." "Ihate listening to adverts." "The lights are on green... Go ffs.""

Laughed at that, spot on..

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"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."

"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

Oh wait... I think I may have told that the wrong way around!

It's US who can't see a doctor at the club. [emoji850][emoji26]

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"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."

"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

Oh wait... I think I may have told that the wrong way around!

It's US who can't see a doctor at the club. [emoji850][emoji26]
What club do you see your doctor in, BiEK?

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