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Got stopped by the police at 2 am this morning.

"Where might you be going at this time of the morning"? They asked.

I replied, "I'm going to attend a lecture about gambling, hookers, alcohol abuse and the effects on the human body, the danger of smoking and staying out late".

"Really"? the officer said in disbelief. "And who would be giving such an in depth, substantial lecture at this time of day"?

So I told them,





"My Wife"!!!!


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