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Got stopped by the police at 2 am this morning.

"Where might you be going at this time of the morning"? They asked.

I replied, "I'm going to attend a lecture about gambling, hookers, alcohol abuse and the effects on the human body, the danger of smoking and staying out late".

"Really"? the officer said in disbelief. "And who would be giving such an in depth, substantial lecture at this time of day"?

So I told them,

 

 

 

 

"My Wife"!!!!

 

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Sad news from the Nestle factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking. He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me" his colleagues just cheered.:rolleyes:

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5 minutes ago, Buddymarvellous said:

Ah but Shull’s long gone - we’ll no see him for a while.....

Yes he is, isn’t he. I suppose if he had just kept his head down and didn’t post lots of extreme stuff he would still be on here. 

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