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2 minutes ago, Slash said:

My girlfriend’s canary broke his leg, I managed to patch him up with a swan vesta matchstick...you could see his little face light up ...along with the rest of him, I forgot I’d lined his cage with sandpaper that morning!!

Schoolboy error, you should have put the matchstick the other way up. :rolleyes:

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On 5/7/2021 at 7:54 AM, Cookie Monster said:

An Ice Cap. emoji1787.png

Just hazarding a wild guess but 27 days ago, did you say "Right that's it Margaret, I have had enough. I am going to open those unused covid christmas crackers that are taking up space in the kitchen cupboard". I have no idea who Margaret is but as I said just a wild guess.

 

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Just hazarding a wild guess but 27 days ago, did you say "Right that's it Margaret, I have had enough. I am going to open those unused covid christmas crackers that are taking up space in the kitchen cupboard". I have no idea who Margaret is but as I said just a wild guess.
 
Nope, I had picked up a p p p penguin. [emoji14]

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