erskinebud Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Roman Abramovitch's boy toy spotted off Greenock today. He apparently heard Saint Mirren were for sale and visited Paisley yesterday. Unfortunately he could only find what looked like a certain east end of glasgow's training academy going by the signage so he's now at Crappielow in negotiations with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2becks Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 The stolen yacht has been recovered by Police Scotland and will be washed and returned to it's rightful owner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethal89 Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 It's now in Rothesay!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 It's now in Rothesay!!!IOBS will be buying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Sure it's not Putin spying on the submarine base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 IOBS will be buying it.They say IoBS won Euromillions. Twice.Pie + Bovrils are on him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erskinebud Posted July 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Update on Abramovitch's negotiations with our Renfrewshire friends:- deal is off as he couldn't work out the exchange rate between roubles and provi cheques. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E=Mc2 Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 My friend Roman is often found sailing the west coast and his chef often buys scallops and lobster from local fishermen who are invited on board. They leave their boots on deck before they go beneath to meet Mr. Abramovich and find their boots have been cleaned when they are taken back ashore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FS Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 If he takes the boat around Argyle a bit, will there be a Roman in the gloamin ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyg Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 His private Boeing 767 is parked at Paisley Airport just now ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 His private Boeing 767 is parked at Paisley Airport just now ! Perhaps Chelsea have rented out Parkhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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