The Funny As Feck Thread

[faraway saint 26,992]

Never a truer word..................or words.

 

[cockles1987 4,988]

Never a truer word..................or words.

 

Right, who all thought immediately he was referring to shull.

[faraway saint 26,992]

10 minutes ago, cockles1987 said:

Right, who all thought immediately he was referring to shull.

Wrang..............next guess? 

[faraway saint 26,992]

Fcuking well said Billy.................

[shull 29,717]

[Cornwall_Saint 4,024]

Can’t help but love Scottish football

[Cornwall_Saint 4,024]

[Eric Arthur Blair 5,608]

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[faraway saint 26,992]

David Beckham..........................

 

[shull 29,717]

Corden, like Lenny Henry shouldn't be anywhere near a " funny as feck thread "

Didnae click 

[HSS 11,152]

 

[shull 29,717]

  JACK ROSS 

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[faraway saint 26,992]

Sad but true......................goes for quite a few of the older sensitive forum members. 

Edited June 10, 2019 by faraway saint

[pod 6,546]

14 hours ago, faraway saint said:

Sad but true......................goes for quite a few of the older sensitive forum members. 

Sure about the one on the left. 

[shull 29,717]

A ventriloquist visiting Aberdeenshire, 
walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.

Ventriloquist: awright Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him.'

Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid man

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Doin' all right.'

Villager: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the villager)

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Villager: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Villager: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (pointing at the villager)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.'

Villager: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Villager: 'The sheep's a f**king liar'

[faraway saint 26,992]

4 minutes ago, shull said:

A ventriloquist visiting Aberdeenshire, 
walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.

Ventriloquist: awright Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him.'

Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid man

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Doin' all right.'

Villager: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the villager)

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Villager: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Villager: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (pointing at the villager)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.'

Villager: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Villager: 'The sheep's a f**king liar'

True story? 

[shull 29,717]

Aye 

And so is Sweeps invisible man in the sky. 

[portmahomack saint 1,031]

18 hours ago, faraway saint said:

Sad but true......................goes for quite a few of the older sensitive forum members. 

15 year old Russian boy on the Normandy beach in 1944 how did he end up there  

[faraway saint 26,992]

1 minute ago, portmahomack saint said:

15 year old Russian boy on the Normandy beach in 1944 how did he end up there  

Maybe he got lost? 

[Slartibartfast 7,768]

Spanish guy claims that he can make himself disappear in less than 3 seconds. He is asked to prove it. He starts counting, "Uno, Dos," then disappears without a tres.

[shull 29,717]

 

[Cornwall_Saint 4,024]

Any Harry Potter fans out there, this is an extract taken from an AI written version of a new Harry Potter book.

Safe to say AI isn’t quite ready to take over from actual authors...

[shull 29,717]

He was the master. 

 

[shull 29,717]

 

[eastlandssaint 1,893]