faraway saint Posted March 7, 2019 Report Posted March 7, 2019 Never a truer word..................or words. Quote
faraway saint Posted March 7, 2019 Report Posted March 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, cockles1987 said: Right, who all thought immediately he was referring to shull. Wrang..............next guess? Quote
faraway saint Posted March 7, 2019 Report Posted March 7, 2019 Fcuking well said Billy................. Quote
Cornwall_Saint Posted March 9, 2019 Report Posted March 9, 2019 Can’t help but love Scottish football Quote
faraway saint Posted March 13, 2019 Report Posted March 13, 2019 David Beckham.......................... Quote
shull Posted March 13, 2019 Author Report Posted March 13, 2019 Corden, like Lenny Henry shouldn't be anywhere near a " funny as feck thread " Didnae click Quote
faraway saint Posted June 10, 2019 Report Posted June 10, 2019 (edited) Sad but true......................goes for quite a few of the older sensitive forum members. Edited June 10, 2019 by faraway saint Quote
pod Posted June 11, 2019 Report Posted June 11, 2019 14 hours ago, faraway saint said: Sad but true......................goes for quite a few of the older sensitive forum members. Sure about the one on the left. Quote
shull Posted June 11, 2019 Author Report Posted June 11, 2019 A ventriloquist visiting Aberdeenshire, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun. Ventriloquist: awright Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him.' Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid man Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?' Dog: 'Doin' all right.' Villager: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the villager) Dog: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?' Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.' Villager: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?' Villager: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think.' Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?' Horse: 'Cool' Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (pointing at the villager) Horse: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?' Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.' Villager: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?' Villager: 'The sheep's a f**king liar' Quote
faraway saint Posted June 11, 2019 Report Posted June 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, shull said: A ventriloquist visiting Aberdeenshire, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun. Ventriloquist: awright Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him.' Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid man Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?' Dog: 'Doin' all right.' Villager: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the villager) Dog: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?' Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.' Villager: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?' Villager: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think.' Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?' Horse: 'Cool' Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (pointing at the villager) Horse: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?' Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.' Villager: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?' Villager: 'The sheep's a f**king liar' True story? Quote
shull Posted June 11, 2019 Author Report Posted June 11, 2019 Aye And so is Sweeps invisible man in the sky. Quote
portmahomack saint Posted June 11, 2019 Report Posted June 11, 2019 18 hours ago, faraway saint said: Sad but true......................goes for quite a few of the older sensitive forum members. 15 year old Russian boy on the Normandy beach in 1944 how did he end up there Quote
faraway saint Posted June 11, 2019 Report Posted June 11, 2019 1 minute ago, portmahomack saint said: 15 year old Russian boy on the Normandy beach in 1944 how did he end up there Maybe he got lost? Quote
Cornwall_Saint Posted June 16, 2019 Report Posted June 16, 2019 Any Harry Potter fans out there, this is an extract taken from an AI written version of a new Harry Potter book. Safe to say AI isn’t quite ready to take over from actual authors... Quote
faraway saint Posted June 30, 2019 Report Posted June 30, 2019 Capaldi.........................GIFRUY Gallagher. Quote
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