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I'm off for a few days holiday, I'll leave this...........................smile, it's what makes life worth living.

A young fella with his pants hanging half off his arse, no front teeth and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local unemployment office to pick up his benefit money.

He strolled up to the counter and said:
"Hi there, you know what... I really HATE claiming benefits, I'd really much rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system and getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said:
"Wow, your timing is excellent. We've just received a job opening from a very wealthy elderly man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his brand new Mercedes-Benz CL, he'll supply all of your clothes and because of the unsocial hours, meals will be provided free of charge, you'll also be expected to escort his daughter on her overseas holiday trips, but you will also have as part of your job, to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sexual appetite."

The guy, jaw dropping and wide-eyed said:
"You're bull-shittin' me !"

The social worker said:
"Yeah, well . . . You started it . . .“ :lol:

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2 hours ago, lugton said:

Agree with your post Shetland.

Oaksoft is poison. A horrible individual.

Where does he think he is ,other than a St Mirren football forum  ?

He is not better than all the rest.

He treats the rest as dogshite.

He posts from the gutter.

And another one.

FFS. How many aliases does this loser have?

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