The Funny As Feck Thread

[faraway saint]

[faraway saint]

Poor Gary, not having a good day......................

[faraway saint]

[faraway saint]

[faraway saint]

OUCH........................

 

[faraway saint]

I recently "deleted" someone on Facebook for continually posting this type of shite....................................

[faraway saint]

I'm off for a few days holiday, I'll leave this...........................smile, it's what makes life worth living.

A young fella with his pants hanging half off his arse, no front teeth and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local unemployment office to pick up his benefit money.

He strolled up to the counter and said:
"Hi there, you know what... I really HATE claiming benefits, I'd really much rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system and getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said:
"Wow, your timing is excellent. We've just received a job opening from a very wealthy elderly man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his brand new Mercedes-Benz CL, he'll supply all of your clothes and because of the unsocial hours, meals will be provided free of charge, you'll also be expected to escort his daughter on her overseas holiday trips, but you will also have as part of your job, to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sexual appetite."

The guy, jaw dropping and wide-eyed said:
"You're bull-shittin' me !"

The social worker said:
"Yeah, well . . . You started it . . .“ 

[ALBIONSAINT]

Shull been purged again 😂 I might take bets on the name of his next reincarnation 

 

[Cookie Monster]

Shull been purged again [emoji23] I might take bets on the name of his next reincarnation 
 

Isle hazard a guess. [emoji6]

[ALBIONSAINT]

2 minutes ago, Cookie Monster said:

Isle hazard a guess.

Oh please no 🤪

[oaksoft]

4 hours ago, shetland said:

Stupid arse Freethinker has been exterminated by Div and all his content removed.  He just wouldn't take a telling. 

Oh FFS I forgot about shetland.

Another shull alias for the ignore list.

[Buddymarvellous]

Shull talkin’ tae himself again....

[oaksoft]

2 hours ago, lugton said:

Agree with your post Shetland.

Oaksoft is poison. A horrible individual.

Where does he think he is ,other than a St Mirren football forum  ?

He is not better than all the rest.

He treats the rest as dogshite.

He posts from the gutter.

And another one.

FFS. How many aliases does this loser have?

[Slarti]

And another one.
FFS. How many aliases does this loser have?

My ignore list is getting longer and longer. [emoji38]

[Slarti]

You'll be catching up on that fud Poz.
He had so many people on his ignore list he forgot that he could only see/read his own posts. [emoji38]

In reality, 90% of my ignore list is shull.

[Sue Denim]

On 9/10/2020 at 8:34 PM, Long John Baldy said:

You'll be catching up on that fud Poz.

He had so many people on his ignore list he forgot that he could only see/read his own posts. 

He’d have been best just ignoring himself 😂

[faraway saint]

It used to be ok in here but it's recently got shite.

Can @div grant me a pardon? 

[linwood buddie]

3 hours ago, faraway saint said:

It used to be ok in here but it's recently got shite.

Can @div grant me a pardon? 

Time served for good behaviour Smokie.

[div]

On 9/16/2020 at 5:49 PM, faraway saint said:

It used to be ok in here but it's recently got shite.

Can @div grant me a pardon? 

[faraway saint]

1 minute ago, div said:

There's too many in here, one in one out.................................

[HSS]

[faraway saint]

On 9/18/2020 at 2:06 PM, div said:

I didn't know you is black? 

[linwood buddie]

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Edited September 22, 2020 by linwood buddie

[linwood buddie]

3 hours ago, Long John Baldy said:

It's the way I tell them.

[shull]

Benjamin Ha ha ha