Guest murdy Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 How many threads is that, now, Murdy? Ye know ye can get done for virtual stalking...? 178221[/snapback] all,i think. if wee elvira posts on all threads telling us of her birthday,she deserves a reply on all of them virtual stalking? imagine being given a restraining order for your keyboard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facepainter87 Posted June 25, 2005 Report Share Posted June 25, 2005 all,i think. if wee elvira posts on all threads telling us of her birthday,she deserves a reply on all of them virtual stalking? imagine being given a restraining order for your keyboard 178233[/snapback] I'm surprised Joanne hasn't done that already. :wink :wink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murdy Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 I'm surprised Joanne hasn't done that already.:wink :wink 178247[/snapback] im in a win/win situation. if joanne goes on the PC,i get the playstation and she misses eastenders etc,etc. if she gets the telly,i get the PC. might change soon though. other things to do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facepainter87 Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 im in a win/win situation. if joanne goes on the PC,i get the playstation and she misses eastenders etc,etc. if she gets the telly,i get the PC. might change soon though. other things to do 178282[/snapback] soon be changing shitty nappies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murdy Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 soon be changing shitty nappies 178287[/snapback] cant wait for that bit................ its got to be done though. im coming round to the idea of green shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted June 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 im coming round to the idea of green shite. 178299[/snapback] You should do. They've been on the go since 1888. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbie Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 You should do. They've been on the go since 1888. 178307[/snapback] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbie Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 cant wait for that bit................ its got to be done though. im coming round to the idea of green shite. 178299[/snapback] Jet black and very sticky at first Murdy! Lovely. If you can avoid the dry boak yer a better man than me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facepainter87 Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 Jet black and very sticky at first Murdy!Lovely. If you can avoid the dry boak yer a better man than me. 178316[/snapback] wimp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark_a Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 *Bump* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 *Bump* June 2005? That's a bump and a half. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 Allan McGraw's wheelchair army, weee, weee wheelchair army, weee, weee, etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcd54 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 vs c*ltic, Danny McGrain lying injured in front of the North Bank getting treatment, to the tune of "one diabetic, there`s only one diabetic". I was disgusted, as was Murdo McCleod, who just stood there shaking his head! vs Fulham in the Anglo Scottish to George Best ... "one alcoholic, there`s only one alcoholic" Not quite as cringy as above vs Sheffield Utd, Anglo Scottish again! ... "one Yorkshire Ripper, there`s only one Yorkshire Ripper" At least the geography was right 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 vs c*ltic, Danny McGrain lying injured in front of the North Bank getting treatment, to the tune of "one diabetic, there`s only one diabetic". I was disgusted, as was Murdo McCleod, who just stood there shaking his head! Followed by.......... SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR MCGRAIN !!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmc Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Allan McGraw's wheelchair army, weee, weee wheelchair army, weee, weee, etc Aye feckin' hilarious! Hopefully you manage to get through your life without being impacted by disability! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted April 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Have to admit that the songs about Allan McGraw were exrtemely cringeworthy, however with one or two I couldn't help laughing. Apologies, dmc, I know I shouldn't but it WAS in a "I REALLY shouldn't find this funny" kind of way, sort of like a Jerry Sadowitz gig. I've a great respect for the man and have the good decency to be somewhat ashamed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaside Nipper Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Have to admit that the songs about Allan McGraw were exrtemely cringeworthy, however with one or two I couldn't help laughing. Apologies, dmc, I know I shouldn't but it WAS in a "I REALLY shouldn't find this funny" kind of way, sort of like a Jerry Sadowitz gig. I've a great respect for the man and have the good decency to be somewhat ashamed. Yeah , I am advised renditions of : relegation and amputation , away away away................. dunno how accurate as its been a while since we shared a league , even longer since McGraw was leading a team versus us. Maybe a bit urban mythy but still that certainly fits in with the cringeworthy sicko theme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mon the saints!! Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 The worst I've heard at Love Street was the solitary voice in the Main Stand shouting "CYCLOPS!! CYCLOPS!!" to Dean Shiels. Other than that I believe we're impeccably well behaved 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaside Nipper Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 The worst I've heard at Love Street was the solitary voice in the Main Stand shouting "CYCLOPS!! CYCLOPS!!" to Dean Shiels. Other than that I believe we're impeccably well behaved oh ffsake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyg Posted April 27, 2011 Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 Heres one from 1981 , made up by and sung by the NB during a 3-1 victory over Cellic who were trying to celebrate their League title success : (To the tune of the Joe Dolce music Theatre , Shaddup You Face) What's the matter you , hey Gotta no respect , hey 48 dead in a Dublin Discotheque , hey It's the latest craze Dying in the Maze Ah , shaddup you face ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted April 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2011 Yeah , I am advised renditions of : relegation and amputation , away away away................. dunno how accurate as its been a while since we shared a league , even longer since McGraw was leading a team versus us. Maybe a bit urban mythy but still that certainly fits in with the cringeworthy sicko theme. Well, I dunno about that one, it's new to me, however the "Yardley/Ludo/shíte at judo" is one that springs to mind. Heres one from 1981 , made up by and sung by the NB during a 3-1 victory over Cellic who were trying to celebrate their League title success : (To the tune of the Joe Dolce music Theatre , Shaddup You Face) What's the matter you , hey Gotta no respect , hey 48 dead in a Dublin Discotheque , hey It's the latest craze Dying in the Maze Ah , shaddup you face ! Bloody hell, Billy, never heard that one. (But yes, I did have a wee appalled snigger.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 (edited) Aye feckin' hilarious! Hopefully you manage to get through your life without being impacted by disability! Never said it was funny, but it was rather sick. stay away from here and stick to the morton websites if you dont like it Edited May 2, 2011 by TPAFKATS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackandwhite saints Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 david murray's got no legs has been sung on a few occasions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Repoman Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 'we have yardley, we have ludo, allan mcgraw is shite at judo' is one of the worst. tho it did (shamefully) raise a smile the first time i heard it I wrote that..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracy Barlow Loyal Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 I remember coming out of a Chinese in Moss Street for my Friends Birthday during Season 1999/2000 and we were heading towards the High Street. A group of guys came out of Langs and started walking the direction we were going in and they started singing:- "You're Mum's on the game, Your Dad's in the Nick, Your Sister's a She-Male with a big d*ck, In your Greenock slums, In your Greenock slums..." Very bizarre I must say. Never heard it since... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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