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His tune...
 
 

See what you've done? 

I know you’re at it Shull but I’ll bite anyway. In order for teams to play, even behind closed doors, the furlough scheme no longer applies. So St Mirren would have to play players and staff with no income stream. This is a non starter. Call the league over now. We can look at a new season when fans are able to return, even if that is a year from now. TV money could potentially allow the big 5 leagues to finish behind closed doors, but, other than Germany, even that seems unlikely

Well this has got me thinking.
 
Perhaps we as fans of the Saint Mirren professional football club pte ltd company should show our thanks to the Lord above for sparing some of us from this evil pandemic (that by reason of belief he himelf or she herself, or it itself - God may identify as pansexual) created to strike us down with.  Thank you  old man/woman/pan in the sky for striking not me down.
 
Anyway this could be an epiphany and I suggest in the name of a the father/mother/pansexual overlord that we immediately arm the army of singing section sinners with the weapon of choice.  Smisa shall forthwith purchase tambourines (from amazon, the shops are shut) and issue these to W7.  The Saints really will be marching in.
 
I have undertaken in his/her/pans name to pen a song for our re-born identity as warriors of God.  At the re-opening of the stadium (we should rename it immediately as the faith bowl) we should burn a sinner at half time.  In fact burning the sinner could replace bung a baw.  I was bored with bung a baw anyway.  So in front of the family stand we shall ignite a sinner and let him burn before us to cleanse of us of sin until our next home game.  I nominate Shull, as a long serving protganist of this forum I can think of no other who deserves this holiest of honours more than oor Shull.  He lived a sinner but died screaming in agony as a weapon of God.  Just imagine Gods glory as the screams are prevented from piercing the ears as the rythmic wonder of 2000 tambourines beat in unison as the men, women, pans people and children recoice as the flesh burns in front of our eyes.  The smell of burnt flesh will make people hungry so we can also expect increased takings at the pie stall.  Shull died for our pie stall we shall say!
 
So to the song, I have dedicated many seconds neigh a minute or two dedicated to him/her/pan.  My lockdown is in your name Lord.
 
Sing Hossannah, Sing Hosannah, Sing Hosannah for the Saint of Saints
Big Obika, big Obika he hath scored against Hearts for the Saint of Saints
Sinner Shull, sinner Shull, burned in agony to save us all
We shall rejoice and watch the football
 
 
Sing Hossannah, Sing Hossannnah, Sing Hossannah for the Saint of Saints
Vaclaz Hladky, Vaclav Hladky he has the Lords presence in his gloves
Jens Paeslack, Jens Paeslack, keep him away from the collection bowl
Jimmy Goodwin, Jimmy Goodwin, he leads us on Gods behalf
Will Jack Baird be returned to centre half
 
Sing Hossannah, Sing Hossannah, Sing Hossannah for the Saint of Saints
 
 
This could really catch on.  Perhaps as a special, say at cup games Tony Fitzpatrick could faith heal people at half time instead of burning sinners (keep them for league games).  In return for Tony's healing hands the once smited fan can show his/her/there appreciation be giving all worldy poseesions to the club.  The fact that we never choose poor ill people is just by chance.  Those premium Smisa members are suddenly good for something!
 
Let us pray
Let us pray
Shull was the first to be burned this day
Let us pray
Let us pray
May Saint Mirren win the day
Amen
 
 
 
 
 
 

Ffs Shull! How? New squads, no fans. Unrealistic at best

Ffs Shull! How? New squads, no fans. Unrealistic at best

FIT to work

Gordon. 
No need for reconstruction. 
Along, with the other 39 Clubs, get together and boot Celtic and Sevco out of Scottish Football. 
Simple 

Absolutely agree with this but it won’t happen. The best possible solution is a league of 2 with the bigot brothers. They can play each other 3 times a week forever to keep the media happy. The rest of Scottish football to go to 2 divisions of 18 with the pyramid below that. Everybody happy

Now is the time to go to 16-18 team league, play each team twice. Won’t happen as Sky will demand 4 old firm games a season, teams need to cut their cloth to suit and do what’s right, tell Sky to go do one and try and be financially stable without the silly tv money. If it means teams are part-time then so be it.

I thought it was only mandatory to wear a face masks when playing Morton ? 

The Leagues & Play Offs are absolutely fine the way they are.
 
Only 3 changes need...........
Sevco & Celtic booted tae feck.
Admission Prices slashed.
Players wages decreased by huge amounts.
SOCCER SORTIT

Regardless of what you think of the plans in general, the massive fly in the ointment/elephant in the room is the mention of colt teams.
Quite frankly, f**k that!!!

Proud to announce the network premiere of "On Our Way" - The Story of Season 2017-2018
 

I had a wee barbecue last night. Just me, the misses, Jack Daniels and a whole lot of food.
Anyway, the booze went straight to my head. At 7:59 pm I started shouting "if you hate the f**king Old Firm clap your hands..." and the whole street was out clapping. Even the ones who support Celtic and Rangers. That's respect! I'm the king in my manor.

What absolute bollocks. If anything Sturgeon has been leading the way in protecting Scots from the virus. Working WITH the UK Government while, when the need was felt,  implementing measures ahead of the rest of the  UK. The Westminster Government have been bloody minded by NOT working with the EU to obtain vital medical supplies and ventilators because, in their words, we are no longer part of the EU. Absolutely shocking behaviour.

Nice to see that some people, not the fecking hoarders, are doing what they can to help those that in need..........................
A SCOTS shop is delivering coronavirus “packages” to OAPs in a bid to stop the spread of the killer bug.
Day Today Express in Stenhousemuir, Falkirk, are giving away facemasks, hand gel and cleaning wipes to pensioners free-of-charge.

Boris is beyond parody. Today’s measures are welcome as far as they go. However, the so-called key workers, of which I am one, are amongst the lowest paid groups of workers in the country! We see Universal Credit increased by £1000 a year for a single person. Nurses, council workers and civil servants have not received £1000 increase in the last decade combined!!! But we are suddenly vital key workers, getting partronising video messages from ministers and senior management about how great we all are. No increase in salaries obviously. Of course, once this is over, once again austerity will be brought in and once more we will lead the way in being hammered as an example to everyone else.
 

A Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, the Pope, Nicola Sturgeon and a ten year old school boy.
The plane is about to crash and theres only 4 parachutes.
Trump said I need one. I’ve to sort out the USA!’ Takes one and jumps
The pope said ‘I need one, I've to sort out the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.
Boris said ‘I’m the smartest man in England.’ He takes one and jumps.
Nicola said to the ten year old "you can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting".
The 10 year old said "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in England took my school bag

Agree, I've had cold/man flu symptoms for a week, but tonight Dr Smirnoff will see to that. 

Boris is beyond parody. Today’s measures are welcome as far as they go. However, the so-called key workers, of which I am one, are amongst the lowest paid groups of workers in the country! We see Universal Credit increased by £1000 a year for a single person. Nurses, council workers and civil servants have not received £1000 increase in the last decade combined!!! But we are suddenly vital key workers, getting partronising video messages from ministers and senior management about how great we all are. No increase in salaries obviously. Of course, once this is over, once again austerity will be brought in and once more we will lead the way in being hammered as an example to everyone else.
 

Boris is beyond parody. Today’s measures are welcome as far as they go. However, the so-called key workers, of which I am one, are amongst the lowest paid groups of workers in the country! We see Universal Credit increased by £1000 a year for a single person. Nurses, council workers and civil servants have not received £1000 increase in the last decade combined!!! But we are suddenly vital key workers, getting partronising video messages from ministers and senior management about how great we all are. No increase in salaries obviously. Of course, once this is over, once again austerity will be brought in and once more we will lead the way in being hammered as an example to everyone else.
 

Aye, and this will be used to justify stifling future wage increases.
I don't envy Boris, given the circumstances. It's really unprecedented this scenario. At least with a war their was an obvious, tangible threat. The problem with this virus is that unless one is categorised as high risk, the effects are likely to be a mild illness, and therefore many people don't see it as a major problem. Plus some folk believe it may all turn out to be a fuss over nothing, with a very low death rate.  

Boris is beyond parody. Today’s measures are welcome as far as they go. However, the so-called key workers, of which I am one, are amongst the lowest paid groups of workers in the country! We see Universal Credit increased by £1000 a year for a single person. Nurses, council workers and civil servants have not received £1000 increase in the last decade combined!!! But we are suddenly vital key workers, getting partronising video messages from ministers and senior management about how great we all are. No increase in salaries obviously. Of course, once this is over, once again austerity will be brought in and once more we will lead the way in being hammered as an example to everyone else.