TediousTom

Your a cheeky monkey are you not?

IT gets worse HSS...apparently some people still pay for the BBC!!!!

I am a member of said golf club and your comment affirms your status as the forum halfwit. No such nonsense occurs at that great establishment and your contribution to this thread could not be worse. Now off you scurry back under whatever rock you came from and allow the decent people of the fans council arrange this fabulous day at a great club for great reasons without the likes of you trying to spoil it. Disgusting and sub human, disgusting and sub human indeed. Edited to add: Yes I see your apology but only an idiot would post something like that on our forum. No excuse.

That is absolutley correct, everything takes longer. I caught a wrinkle of testicle skin in the zip of my breeks over a week ago. Due to my dailly asprin intake my blood is somewhat thinner than the average adonis and as such it bled rather profusely. I had to discard a pair of trusted underpants due to the blood staining. Anyway the blood enventually clotted on the fold of ruptured testicle skin, thus stopping the offending bleed. But has the cut healed in the last week? No, my right man sphere remains cut. That said the Thommohawk is phsycally perfect and I am sure his muscles will heal just fine unlike my marbles.

Well I can say with absolute confidence that you are NOT the alias of Bulto.

Does that mean that we can imminently relax? I want to hear confirmation of this imminently and it is imperative that this is imminent, importantly, imperitavely imminently indeed.

What does the black and white army homepage and underpants have in common? They are both new and about to be infested with pish! Good looking page, fresh, vibrant, artistic and easy to use.

Now young Thomas that is indeed the question. I shall hazard the first guess at £7.25

WIthout reading the thread I will have a stab at answering this as It is not often I know anything about technology past that of a Rolls Royce engine (circa 1945). Your pop ups are to do with biscuits on your computer. For example when you looked at that donkey porn website a donkey porn biscuit was left on your computer. That biscuit sends out a salty biscuit smell (in electronic terms) and other donkey porn peddlers smell the salty biscuitness and send donkey porn adverts in the direction of the biscuit. So to sum up, the dodgy pop ups are your own doing...you naughty little man.

May I take this opportunity to welcome you to the Saint Mirren professional football club pte ltd co first team playing squad. May I also wish you the very best of luck in this endeavour and I sincerely hope that the move to full time football proves to be a highly succesful one. May I also point out that you need to get your form into the fans council asap if you wish to join the 1877 club as I am sure applications will be rolling in and you do not want to be left sitting next to Stuart Dickson who will only join in order that he can complain about it.

Of course you do, of course you do indeed.

Well LordPityMe I do indeed pity you. I made a mistake once, I think anyway as it was so long ago and way before the internet was invented and I was on my own in my old potting shed so no-one knew but still the humiliation I felt in front of my tomato plants made me blush. Anyway when I made that mistake I am proud to say that I wasnt trying to hurt anyone else at the time, it was certianly nothing like spreading potentially damaging information about another human being without thorough research and the ability to easily demonstrate my assertion. That said everyone has made the odd mistake and I am sure the fellowship of the forum will forgive you (after some gentle ribbing in the oral sense) eventually if you show the decency to apologise as publicly as you accused. I feel for you this morning. One can imagine the moment you opened your eyes on your pillow and after that initial burst of morning enthusiasm the thought dawned "Awww Naw whit did I rite on the forum last nite" and "awww naw Ive goat a pure riddy, Im no gawn oan that aww day such is the pureness aww mah riddy".

Ah yes in typical blackandwhitearmy fashion let us weigh straight in with the negative. I shall rebuke your negative post with language of the type that should be more prevelant on this forum. 1) Well done to the fans council on actually making something happen here. Undoubtedly the club are heavily involved but from my perspective the fans council appear to be at the very least a partial driver in this project. 2) Massive thank you to the fans council also for not pricing this out of the range of your average fan. Whislt the need to finance the project has undoubtedly been considered I must congratulate you on resisting the temptation to price the average fan out. Often in football the lifeblood fans are bled dry or outpriced as the faceless grey suits only chase the money. At £120 per annum it is certianly not cheap but will be affordable to many. Books appear to be balanced with a modicum of sense. You have my admiration and my thanks. 3) A general thank you for all your hard work. Often on this very forum we read the senseless diatribe of those who profess to know everything about our club but who in practice do very little (or nothing, some do not even attend games). You give up your time and apply your energy always to the benefit of us fans and our club. From a fan who has enjoyed a number of your events and who appreciates all that you do, thank you. Now I shall return you to the ill-thought criticism that has already begun.

Yes but did he say which week? Every year we have this panic, fuelled by everyones ability to use this new online world to vent frustration, circulate rumour or just talk nonsense. Until the interweb was invented the term "knickerwetting" was not used so freely in describing concerned fans with who clearly do not have enough to worry about in other aspects of life. A knickerwetter was just someone who pished in there knickers. This year I shall not examine everything that my teams manager does just so closely. This year I will be more relaxed in my support for my team (although just as fervent). This year is the year that I head down Greenhill Road way with the sole intention of enjoying my day at the "fitbaw". After all I paid good money for that season ticket and hopefully I shall enjoy ownership of this season ticket unlike last season when my season ticket brought me boredom and pain. Relax, be more interesting, get out and enjoy the fresh air. The football season has not started yet so let us worry about it then. Life is for living, for living indeed.

In response to the thread title I shall offer my tuppence worth. No it is not, quite wrong, quite wrong indeed. My righteous football team have a long established derby with our down trodden neighbours from "doon the shitty watter". It is a good derby and one that I look forward to. I could offer Kilmarnock as an alternative but I base my assertion on our shared history in the Renfrewshire cup as clear evidence of our derby. To suggest that this orange order loving, no voting scum, fraudulent and bigoted new team from Govan could in any way have enough in common with the decent punters of Paisley is quite frankly rubbish, quite frankly rubbish indeed. Stop abusing my favourite forum with such nonsense and let us concentrate on real football talk!!!!

Thank you. Much of it seems rather gobbledy gook to me. Gook and gobbledy indeed.

Hello forum user's. Not for the first time I attempt to drink from the font that is your knowledge. A young relative of mine has a special birthday coming up and it is my intention to have a gaming PC built for the young man as he likes to "game". Once I work out the "spec" I require I shall pop into my favourite computer shop in Paisley's west end and have it built. Can you help me with this? Here is what I have read so far.... An i5 processor. Its almost the dogs testicles but not quite. The dogs testicles are the i7 but its way more expensive and not worth the extra. Have the system "overclocked". Dont know exactly what this means. Have the system water cooled and not cooled by a noisy fan like my laptop is. A graphics card is needed, I dont know which one. Anyway please give me your knowledge to drink, to drink indeed.

I can, quite easily. Our new manager, you know him as Mr Ian Murray, decided that he wanted Mr Alan Gow to play in his team and as such Mr Alan Gow was offered a contract on the authpority and as per the wishes of our manager. Mr Alan Gow signed said contract and as such he plays for my team. A real football fan would have known how the system works.

Quite right, quite right indeed. Sometimes one must wonder if some of our fellow forum user's actually enjoy football or moaning the most? Alan Gow was having a very indifferent time at our fantastic club but once he gathered some fitness and started against Motherwell he was clearly the best player on the park. One must realise that Mr Gow will now participate in a full pre-season training schedule at our wonderful training complex. I am very pleased at this signing. This is one that has real potential of working out well. Well done Mr Murray in making your first signing. I am sure it will be a very succesful one that will contribute to the immediate (and long term) success that I am sure you will enjoy at Paisley's most wonderful club. Would it not be nice if we could encourage more actual football fans to use this forum of ours and not the shower of football ignorant moaners we currently endure? Looking forward to witnessing a good season from Mr Gow, looking forward to it indeed.

The best players I ever saw at Love Street had pace, pace to burn despite wee jinky legs. Mr Dan McGarry, the jinkiest and most skillful of inside forwards/wingers was a fast we bugger, a fast wee bugger indeed. In saying that Brian McGinty, Davie Elliot and Greg Wylde had pace as well......so other skills are important too.

You are assumng he flew. He could be doing a "staycation" or caught a ferry to the continent or drove via the channel tunnel to the European continent.

That is not my recollection Mr Slash, not my recollection indeed. Anyway I have no interest in standing at the football, even as a younger man I didnt like it. No-one remotely human would enjoy it. The football experience has improved enourmously since the implementation of the alcohol ban and standing at the football and the stamping out of racist chanting. Now we have had people daft enough to try and re-introduce the alchol, now we have poeple daft enough to try and return us to standing so when can we expect the re-introduction of the racism? I shake me head at these people, I shake my head indeed. Edited to add: I have just read the above post that was produced by my own fair hand. One must say Bulto you are losing your touch as I was appalled at my own typing errors, appalled indeed.

A wonderful record set by an Ayrshire man has now been beaten by an Englishman. It says a lot for the British cycling set up that this prestigious record has remained in British hands for so long, says a lot indeed.

Yes they are and they do.......they are and they do indeed. And yet we are where we are, we are where we are indeed.