TediousTom

Aye and maybe he could pull his socks up properly and make sure he wears fancier boots. If he can do all these things I’d give him a new deal.
Honestly, with the absolute paucity of any genuine mercurial ability in our squad at the moment, how anyone would consider not giving this guy a contract is beyond me. He might not be the finished article but he’s more than good enough for us. 

That's it back on

That's it back on

That's it turned aff.
 
We actually played well in phases but by Christ we are pish up front.  That header that Obika missed, FFS Gary McVie would have scored it.
 
Jay Henderson looks quality...

Shut up ya walloper. 
When you get up at stupid o'clock to empty your Pamper don't bother coming onto the forum, it's cringeworthy. 
 

This is exactly why we need away from these clowns,
 
Hartlepool is NOT a modern, swinging urban utopia but rather a Northern (southern for us) working class area with all the social problems that come from governmental neglect.
 
Despite all this, they still vote Tory.  We need away.  f**kit lets do it this afternoon as soon as SNP win the election up here.
 
 

This is exactly why we need away from these clowns,
 
Hartlepool is NOT a modern, swinging urban utopia but rather a Northern (southern for us) working class area with all the social problems that come from governmental neglect.
 
Despite all this, they still vote Tory.  We need away.  f**kit lets do it this afternoon as soon as SNP win the election up here.
 
 

Yes I recall that well.  Did he not let Kenny's contract run down and he was re-signed by wee Danny?
 
My recollection may be faulty but something in my auld heid is tingling away

It was the point you were making. Below is your quote. Don't turn into another basil and say I should know what you meant to say rather than what you actually said. 
 
 
 
 

Many years ago I knew someone who had a slight speech impediment, he was also a bit an arse.  You know the type, had to have the biggest motor, talked about it all the time, likes to tell you what his house was worth etc etc.
 
Anyway he had a big shed built in his back door and unlike any normal person he called it his shummerhouse (summerhouse).
 
One warm summer Monday morning we had the age old conversation, started by "what did you get upto at the weekend?".  
I probably answered something like "watched St Murn get beat, couple of pints, ordered a chinese meal".
 
Arse boy proclaimed "me and the wife had a shit in the shummerhouse".  
 
Made me laugh, still makes me laugh, made me laugh and still makes me laugh indeed.
 
 
 

Many years ago I knew someone who had a slight speech impediment, he was also a bit an arse.  You know the type, had to have the biggest motor, talked about it all the time, likes to tell you what his house was worth etc etc.
 
Anyway he had a big shed built in his back door and unlike any normal person he called it his shummerhouse (summerhouse).
 
One warm summer Monday morning we had the age old conversation, started by "what did you get upto at the weekend?".  
I probably answered something like "watched St Murn get beat, couple of pints, ordered a chinese meal".
 
Arse boy proclaimed "me and the wife had a shit in the shummerhouse".  
 
Made me laugh, still makes me laugh, made me laugh and still makes me laugh indeed.
 
 
 

Many years ago I knew someone who had a slight speech impediment, he was also a bit an arse.  You know the type, had to have the biggest motor, talked about it all the time, likes to tell you what his house was worth etc etc.
 
Anyway he had a big shed built in his back door and unlike any normal person he called it his shummerhouse (summerhouse).
 
One warm summer Monday morning we had the age old conversation, started by "what did you get upto at the weekend?".  
I probably answered something like "watched St Murn get beat, couple of pints, ordered a chinese meal".
 
Arse boy proclaimed "me and the wife had a shit in the shummerhouse".  
 
Made me laugh, still makes me laugh, made me laugh and still makes me laugh indeed.
 
 
 

Are they?
 
In that case I should be getting adverts about Hob Nobs, chocolate digestives and the like and not the Asian ladyboys that I am!
 
Edited to add:  I made that up, 
 

He isnae fit, the lad is just back from an injury that we all thought would end his season.  Any Dennis time you get now is bonus Dennis time.  Enjoy and appreciate your Dennis time appropriately.
 
The squib has been damped..........our sliding doors moment occurred and instead of European glory it is Hamilton Accie shitehawk.
 
 
 
 

I hope we get a cup win next week before this game as we need to pick things up or the season could end up being very disappointing.
Ross County will be fighting for survival, we're fighting for more cash, what will come out on top? 

the hearse was last seen pursuing a large sedan down a road tunnel in Paris

Ah well,at least the roads will be a safer place.....

Ah I see you reply as usual with your usual low brow abuse.
 
You really are a nasty little pathetic individual.  But hey, it is evident for all to see!!!!!!

Ah I see you reply as usual with your usual low brow abuse.
 
You really are a nasty little pathetic individual.  But hey, it is evident for all to see!!!!!!

The fact is that you when you aren't on making your nasty wee jibes and proclamations of fake offence the forum really is a happier place.
 
The reason you cannot see the problem is because you really are the problem,
 
 
 
 

A tale of two strikers.
 
Lee Erwin was excellent today, won plenty of ball, caused the Accies centre halves all sorts of problems and set up Obiika more than once.  
Kristian Dennis, didn;t do much at all except for SCORING A WORLDY
 
A funny old game.  
 
 

A tale of two strikers.
 
Lee Erwin was excellent today, won plenty of ball, caused the Accies centre halves all sorts of problems and set up Obiika more than once.  
Kristian Dennis, didn;t do much at all except for SCORING A WORLDY
 
A funny old game.  
 
 

A tale of two strikers.
 
Lee Erwin was excellent today, won plenty of ball, caused the Accies centre halves all sorts of problems and set up Obiika more than once.  
Kristian Dennis, didn;t do much at all except for SCORING A WORLDY
 
A funny old game.  
 
 

A tale of two strikers.
 
Lee Erwin was excellent today, won plenty of ball, caused the Accies centre halves all sorts of problems and set up Obiika more than once.  
Kristian Dennis, didn;t do much at all except for SCORING A WORLDY
 
A funny old game.  
 
 

Wiz it aye?
 
Great save from Jak