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Frankly my dear, I don't give a bawbag. - Gone with the Bawbag

What is it? The stuff bawbags are made of. - The Maltese Bawbag

Of all the bawbags in all the towns in all he world, she walks into mine. - Casabawbag

Luke, I am your bawbag. - One of the Star Bawbag films

The name's Bawbag, James Bawbag. - any of the James Bawbag fillums.

I love the smell of bawbag in the morning. - Bawbag Now.

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"He pullsh a knife, you pull a bawbag.

He puts one of yours in the hoshpital, you put one of hish in the morgue.

That's the Chicago way."

(Shir Shean in the Untouchablesh)

And a few from my favourite film, Full Metal Bawbag.....

"Get off of my obstacle Private Bawbag."

"Texas? Only steers and bawbags come from Texas"

"5 foot 9? I didn't know they stacked bawbags that high."

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his bawbag"

"It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your Mam's bawbag."

And the recruits prayer.....

This is my bawbag. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My bawbag is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life.

Without me my bawbag is useless. Without my bawbag, I am useless. :lol:

I must fire my bawbag true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is

trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will.

Before God I swear this creed. My bawbag and myself are defenders of my country.

We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviours of my life.

So be it .. . until there is no enemy... but peace.

Amen.

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"Bawbags, faaasaaands of 'em!" Michael Caine, in "Bawbag"

"Truly he was the bawbag of God" John Wayne, in "The greatest bawbag ever told."

"I'm Connor Bawbag, of the Clan Bawbag, and I cannot die" Christopher Lambert, in "Bawbag" (a different bawbag to the Michale Caine one.)

"These are'nt the Bawbags you're looking for." Sir Alec Guiness in "Star Bawbags"

"Serve the Public trust, Protect the innocent, Uphold the bawbag." Peter Weller in "RoboBawbag."

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1/ " If you yell Barracuda , everyone says , huh?"

"If you yell Bawbag , we've got a panic on our hands on the 4th of July " :) - (Baws)

2/ "Bullshit Mr Hann man" - (Enter the Bawbag)

3/ "Heeeeeeeeere's Bawbag" - (The Shining)

Edited by billyg

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Do you fell lucky, bawbag? - Dirty Bawbag

No man tosses a bawbag. - Lord of the Bawbags

Bawbag? Bawbag? Bawbag? - Bawbag (hmmm, this one doesn't quite work, does it :blink: )

Houston, we have a bawbag. - Bawbag 13

Open the pod bay door, Bawbag. - 2001, A Space Bawbag

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Top 5 from Withnail & I

"I have a bawbag condition. If you hit me, it's murder."

"We want the finest bawbags available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now."

"What's your name? McBawbag?!"

"I'm going to pull your bawbag off, because I don't like your bawbag."

"I've been watching you. Especially you, prancing like a bawbag. You want working on boy."

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On a Star Wars theme:

"You are part of the rebel alliance and a bawbag" - Darth Bawbag to Princess Bawbag, Star Wars IV - A New Bawbag

"You will travel to the Dagoba system, there you will meet with Yoda, the Bawbag who trained me" - The ghost of Obi Wan Bawbag to Luke Bawbag, Star Wars V - The Bawbag Strikes Back

"Teko ba chooko, de roto de champa, dooga" translation "You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're bawbag fodder" - Jabba the Bawbag to Han Bawbag, Star Wars VI - Return of the Bawbag

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'luke, i AM a bawbag' (star bawz)

'we're gonna need a bigger bawbag' (Bawz)

'nobody puts bawbag in the corner' (dirty bawbags)

'let the baw bagger decide..' (lord of the baws)

'you cheated..!' 'I know.. bawbag?' (bawbags of the carribean)

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