Miss Saint Posted June 23, 2013 Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 i feckin will, i'll hunt him down and show him how effective a power washer is :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted June 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 i feckin will, i'll hunt him down and show him how effective a power washer is :-) I'm going to join Obi/Tracy/Tony and disappear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted June 23, 2013 Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 Go get him Miss Spangle ! Aim yir power washer on full throttle in the appropriate direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted June 23, 2013 Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 I'm going to join Obi/Tracy/Tony and disappear. Summat will disappear when Miss Spangle gets that power washer trained on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted June 23, 2013 Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 i feckin will, i'll hunt him down and show him how effective a power washer is :-) That's what happens to all bullies in the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted June 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 Having listened to most of the points on here and done some further research it's looking like I'll certainly purchase one of these items. There are some do's and don't, thanks for the tips, but with careful use it will certainly do the job. I'll borrow one for next weekend and, weather permitting, give it a go. I've sent a letter to the immediate neighbours warning I'll be doing this naked so please, no cameras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 Having listened to most of the points on here and done some further research it's looking like I'll certainly purchase one of these items. There are some do's and don't, thanks for the tips, but with careful use it will certainly do the job. I'll borrow one for next weekend and, weather permitting, give it a go. I've sent a letter to the immediate neighbours warning I'll be doing this naked so please, no cameras. I think those last 4 words win the forum award for 2013 in the category of Most Unnecessary Words in a Post. I wouldn't worry about green slime appearing on your newly cleaned paving. I blasted my slabs 5 years ago and they still look fine. Except for the 3 billions weeds which grew between them because I forgot to add sand afterwards. Still I worked out a unique method for removing weeds.........3 children, one bucket and the promise of ice cream afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 What happened to the thieves? I bothered reading the rest of this thread just cos you mentioned thieves.... I don't get the bit about thieves. What am I missing? The original heading from Faraway was misleading as well. I thought it was about hookers and jailbirds. Eddy in rubber gear and a hoodie might look like a thief I suppose. But I don't get it. Make allownces, there were some real noisy buggers in my class at school. I was easily distracted. PS. You could sell tickets to see Miss Saint firing her pressure hose up Faraway's jacksie. I've got half a notion he might enjoy it. He'll be bollock naked anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 Make allownces, there were some real noisy buggers in my class at school. I was easily distracted .OI! I WAS NEVER NOISY, AllowAnces. Pedantic, perhaps.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 Without being pedantic about it, bluto, there's no "perhaps" about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 Without being pedantic about it, bluto, there's no "perhaps" about it! f**kin pedant..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted June 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 See the mad troll is back.......for a wee while. Pressure washer should arrive tomorrow or Saturday. I'll take a picture of the slabs before and after, see what the improvement has been. Decided to wear a wet suit, is that acceptable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 Good old fashioned klismaphilia! Marilyn Monroe was fond klismaphilia and her female aide would often perform it on her. Does the English language need a word for a scoosh up the arse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 See the mad troll is back.......for a wee while. Pressure washer should arrive tomorrow or Saturday. I'll take a picture of the slabs before and after, see what the improvement has been. I think it's fair to say that few of us will sleep until you post the results. I've personally brought a pillow, a quilt, 9 tins of beans and 14 man sized nappies into the dining room so I don't have to leave the PC. I'm all set and won't move till I've heard news from you. ......tin opener! F*^&*^&^!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted June 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 I think it's fair to say that few of us will sleep until you post the results. I've personally brought a pillow, a quilt, 9 tins of beans and 14 man sized nappies into the dining room so I don't have to leave the PC. I'm all set and won't move till I've heard news from you. ......tin opener! F*^&*^&^!!!!! Have I ever mentioned you're a fanny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 If you haven't you're most probably in a minority of 1 on this forum..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 (edited) Have I ever mentioned you're a fanny? Hmmmmm. I think it might actually be the only name you haven't called me. I'm collecting names a bit like those football stickers from the 70's. I just need "c**t" and "plonker" to complete the set. Where's RosstheBoss and his live-in lover saintnextlifetime when you need them? Edited June 27, 2013 by oaksoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted June 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 Hmmmmm. I think it might actually be the only name you haven't called me. I'm collecting names a bit like those football stickers from the 70's. I just need "c**t" and "plonker" to complete the set. Where's RosstheBoss and his live-in lover saintnextlifetime when you need them? I could save you some time, but I'll leave it as you enjoy the notoriety, ya fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 (edited) I could save you some time, but I'll leave it as you enjoy the notoriety, ya fanny. Notoriety? This is simply a football forum where a depressing number of people:- a) Get all foamy around the mouth at those who disagree with their view. b ) Take themselves WAAAAAAAY too seriously. See point a. Edited June 27, 2013 by oaksoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted June 28, 2013 Report Share Posted June 28, 2013 Notoriety? This is simply a football forum where a depressing number of people:- a) Get all foamy around the mouth at those who disagree with their view. b ) Take themselves WAAAAAAAY too seriously. See point a. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovestreet Posted June 28, 2013 Report Share Posted June 28, 2013 (edited) I agree some on here use this forum as a traffic to wind and noise up the afflicted its just not cricket ye know. Edited due to fat fingers Edited June 28, 2013 by lovestreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted June 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 I think it's fair to say that few of us will sleep until you post the results. I've personally brought a pillow, a quilt, 9 tins of beans and 14 man sized nappies into the dining room so I don't have to leave the PC. I'm all set and won't move till I've heard news from you. ......tin opener! F*^&*^&^!!!!! You better restock your supplies, I've been let down on borrowing that power washer. I'm fizzing, can't depend on anyone these days. You couldn't let me borrow yours could you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hambud Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 Does the English language need a word for a scoosh up the arse?I always thought it was colonic irrigation - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted June 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 I always thought it was colonic irrigation - That's two words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hambud Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 That's two words. good point but it is the correct name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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