stlucifer Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 What happened to faith? Just saw in the news. Chapels having mass WITHOUT holy water due to the virus. So much for believing you'll be looked after if you believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russian Saint Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 Think it's about to get serious... The spread of coronavirus means it is likely Premier League matches will be played behind closed doors this month, a leading club executive has admitted. Sasha Ryazantsev, Everton’s chief financial officer, said banning fans from matches in an attempt to slow the spread of the virus would be a decision “forced” on clubs. However with Italian authorities having taken the decision to play Serie A fixtures behind closed doors until April, the possibility of something similar in England is increasing. Wouldn’t notice any difference at Hamilton’s games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Ricky Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 18 minutes ago, Russian Saint said: Wouldn’t notice any difference at Hamilton’s games. Tough! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 Why is there shit on my hands? What you asking me for. They're your hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, TPAFKATS said: What you asking me for. They're your hands. Have you been a victim of the great toilet roll shortage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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oaksoft Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, faraway saint said: Unfortunately the body pretty much immediately breaks down the alcohol into a variety of aldehydes and ketones so that won't work. Happy to ruin any and all jokes with some boring science. I'm available for parties...... Edited March 6, 2020 by oaksoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 Couldnae make it up............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 1 minute ago, oaksoft said: Unfortunately the body pretty much immediately breaks down the alcohol into a variety of aldehydes and ketones so that won't work. Happy to ruin any and all jokes with some boring science. I'm available for parties...... Don't call me, I'll call you........................................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 LPM spotted shopping today........................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Ricky Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 Cases more or less double in day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 LPM in a car when someone sneezed........................panic, what panic? (I've got hunners) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Slartibartfast said: Then how can the police test how much alcohol someone has in their blood the morning after a drinking session? Could you make a fortune as an expert witness at court? I didn't say ALL of the alcohol broke down. The amount which gets to the blood is very small compared to the amount drank. And just as well too because alcohol is toxic - even in relatively small quantities. ETA. I'm not actually sure that they are detecting alcohol. They might be detecting the by-products. I'll have a wee look and see because I don't know. ETA 2. Yes it is detecting alcohol. It's the alcohol that your liver can't break down and is left in your blood. Still a small fraction of what you've drank but interesting nonetheless. Edited March 6, 2020 by oaksoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 100,000 infections worldwide and the graphs I am looking at still look exponential in nature. That trend should be concerning everyone but Faraway Saint assures us all that it's "just the fecking flu" so I, for one, am reassured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 Just now, oaksoft said: 100,000 infections worldwide and the graphs I am looking at still look exponential in nature. That trend should be concerning everyone but Faraway Saint assures us all that it's "just the fecking flu" so I, for one, am reassured. Why are you concerned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 Just now, faraway saint said: Why are you concerned? I'm not. Did you not read my post? You reassured me that an exponential curve of infections was nothing to worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, oaksoft said: I'm not. Did you not read my post? You reassured me that an exponential curve of infections was nothing to worry about. Stop wining then, rejoice, it could be worse, you could have accepted that one way flight I offered you to Wuhan..................wait, that wasn't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 1 minute ago, faraway saint said: Stop wining then, rejoice, it could be worse, you could have accepted that one way flight I offered you to Wuhan..................wait, that wasn't you. I am neither whining nor wining (whatever that is). I won't start to become concerned until I have permission from you to do so. And no. I am pretty sure you offered Dickson a ticket to Wuhan. Or slarti. Or Ricky. Might have been cockles or TPAK thingy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 9 minutes ago, oaksoft said: I am neither whining nor wining (whatever that is). I won't start to become concerned until I have permission from you to do so. And no. I am pretty sure you offered Dickson a ticket to Wuhan. Or slarti. Or Ricky. Might have been cockles or TPAK thingy. Apologies for the typo, was under pressure t get the dishes done, jeezo, not easy being a high flyer like me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 1 minute ago, cockles1987 said: Wasn't offered to me, I'd have taken it. Ok, you're booked....................a seat next to Ricky, enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Ricky Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 22 minutes ago, oaksoft said: 100,000 infections worldwide and the graphs I am looking at still look exponential in nature. That trend should be concerning everyone but Faraway Saint assures us all that it's "just the fecking flu" so I, for one, am reassured. He is unlikely to understand exponential. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 HUnners and hunners.................... didnae get mad cow disease. didnae get bird flu. didnae get swine flu. expect me tae be scared ae this f**kin coronavirus? its a lot ae shite. a headline the day said "cases in scotland double overnight". aye, fae 3 tae 6 ffs. n sales ae corona beer have went doon, people wilnae buy a chinese. stop bein f**kin media puppets n get a grip. the media are just tryin tae distract us fae aw the main issues; climate change, the shambles that is our government, the fact that fat women keep wearin leggings. its aw a sham! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, cockles1987 said: Fae 3 to 11 Calm yersel, that was from the other day FFS. Eleven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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