If you had the money........

[ALBIONSAINT]

If money was no obstacle, and you wanted to build something that would bring people into Paisley what would it be? 
Here are a couple of ideas I have had over the years to get you all started....

1. build a giant zip line from the car park in the sky to Stanley dam.

2. build an outdoor beer garden on the piece of land next to the Watermill hotel 

[FTOF]

12 minutes ago, ALBIONSAINT said:

If money was no obstacle, and you wanted to build something that would bring people into Paisley what would it be? 
Here are a couple of ideas I have had over the years to get you all started....

1. build a giant zip line from the car park in the sky to Stanley dam.

2. build an outdoor beer garden on the piece of land next to the Watermill hotel 

I take it the first idea came to you when you were pished?

My idea of razing the Piazza to the ground and replacing it with a riverside bar/restaurant boardwalk type construction has been mooted both on here and elsewhere.

 

 

[ALBIONSAINT]

17 minutes ago, FTOF said:

I take it the first idea came to you when you were pished?

My idea of razing the Piazza to the ground and replacing it with a riverside bar/restaurant boardwalk type construction has been mooted both on here and elsewhere.

 

 

Okay, I admit my business plan was written on the back of a beermat, however build it and they will come 

[Guest]

A free cemetery and a free crematorium. That would certainly bring punters in. 😂 

 

[Buddymarvellous]

2 hours ago, ALBIONSAINT said:

If money was no obstacle, and you wanted to build something that would bring people into Paisley what would it be? 
Here are a couple of ideas I have had over the years to get you all started....

1. build a giant zip line from the car park in the sky to Stanely dam.

2. build an outdoor beer garden on the piece of land next to the Watermill hotel 

FIFY - Pedant I know - But I presume it was you’re autocorrect anyway.

[antrin]

4 hours ago, Buddymarvellous said:

FIFY - Pedant I know - But I presume it was you’re autocorrect anyway.

FIFY - Pedant, I know, but I presume it was your autocorrect anyway.

 

 

[Callum Gilhooley]

18 hours ago, FTOF said:

I take it the first idea came to you when you were pished?

My idea of razing the Piazza to the ground and replacing it with a riverside bar/restaurant boardwalk type construction has been mooted both on here and elsewhere.

 

 

Perhaps we could start a go fund me page ? 

[faraway saint]

3 minutes ago, Callum Gilhooley said:

Perhaps we could start a go fund me page ? 

Hope it goes better than the last one. 😉

[Scott-Leeds]

Perhaps we could start a go fund me page ? 

More chance of a ‘Go f**k yourselves page’ [emoji1787]

[beyond our ken]

On 12/29/2021 at 5:13 PM, ALBIONSAINT said:

If money was no obstacle, and you wanted to build something that would bring people into Paisley what would it be? 
Here are a couple of ideas I have had over the years to get you all started....

1. build a giant zip line from the car park in the sky to Stanley dam.

2. build an outdoor beer garden on the piece of land next to the Watermill hotel 

How about an indoor beer garden?

[beyond our ken]

On 12/29/2021 at 5:33 PM, FTOF said:

I take it the first idea came to you when you were pished?

My idea of razing the Piazza to the ground and replacing it with a riverside bar/restaurant boardwalk type construction has been mooted both on here and elsewhere.

 

 

With air rifles so that the punters can amuse themselves by shooting the rats on the river bank?

[beyond our ken]

Restoration of the Glen Park to its forrmer glory and properly complete the 1960s vision of a country park extending all the way to the car park.  Utilise the reservoir for water sports, have a sheltered climbing wall in one of the small quarries and run the zip line through the park.