Reidy1987 Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 1. The Old Scum. Obviously. 2. Traffic lights on roundabouts. What's that all about? 3. Boxer shorts with a button fly. Nightmare when you're in a hurry... 4. People on a holiday flight who applaud the pilot when he touches the plane down. How feckin patronising is THAT? 5. Blue headlights on cars. Just because. OK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 1. Baseball caps and the w****rs (mostly) who wear them. 2. The expression "absolutely". As in "Did you remember to pick up a loaf of bread ?" "Absolutely." What the feck is wrong with "yes" ? 3. The expression "back to back". I'll say no more. 4. Ann Widdecombe. 5. The Old Firm. Obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houston_bud Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 (edited) old folk whining cos they wish they were young again !! Edited April 15, 2004 by houston_bud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 1. John O'Neill 2. delivery boy (1&2 might count as one) 3. tom mcbuggersthenfelcheslikeagoodscumbag 4. the registration nonsense for the main fishal site. You have to register to get match info / sponsorship info / ticket info etc. f'k'n stoopit 5. segregation (someone should design a pie throwing smilie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorizaar Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 4. the registration nonsense for the main fishal site. You have to register to get match info / sponsorship info / ticket info etc. f'k'n stoopit Absolutely!!! (Heh heh, sorry Bill!). I emailed them when they brought the registration in a while back saying that it was a terrible idea and would turn away the casual visitor and hence the potential customer. Also, some football souvenier collector in Spain or wherever could be looking for Saints stuff but is required to register to look at stuff. Total rigmarole. The official response was "Most people think it's a great idea"!! Oh really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 (edited) Aye. I'm registered - or believe I am - cos I can get intae the Official site and read news and so on and enter comps like the Carlsberg one, and I am happily kept updated with news posts from the Official site, but... I CANNOT get on even to simply read their Forum - let alone post on it! I've tried a few times but my name is unrecognised or I have the wrong password or... life simply drains away and I give up on it. If a commercial site of any sort puts up barriers to a wider public it has to be hurting itself. (btw when I'm sent Official News about matches - it says "tickets for such and such a game will cost: ." It's a mystery - there's never any units of currency or numbers present. Great non-info!) Edited April 15, 2004 by chingford Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jeddy Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 1. The expression "without doubt" - Derek Whytes answer to everything 2. Old folk on buses who stand up too early....they just KNOW they're going to end up on their behinds. 3. All reality TV shows 4. Boybands 5. Boy racers who "improve" their cars i.e. noisy exhausts, lights under car, huge spoilers etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 1. Old boys who wear socks (usually dark brown and patterned) with summer sandals. 2. Those bad-tempered, tiny yappy dogs (Yorkies, etc) that imagine their stupid squeaky bark would frighten anyone off......... and the over-protective (normally elderly) owners of these 'precious wee fuffers'. 3. Women aged 60+ in full OAP heavy-duty make-up and dyed-blonde / silver hair who wear tracksuits / shellsuits and cheap white trainers, and who probably own a fuffing Yorkshire terrier. 4. Any old git who claims the middle lane of the motorway as his own no matter how slowly he's driving his Rover 75 and who is probably wearing dark, patterned socks with open-toed summer sandals, and who will undoubtedly be married to an old wifie in a shellsuit that owns a stupid yappy dog. 5. Cockneys / Pearly King knob-ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy1987 Posted April 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2004 1. Old boys who wear socks (usually dark brown and patterned) with summer sandals.2. Those bad-tempered, tiny yappy dogs (Yorkies, etc) that imagine their stupid squeaky bark would frighten anyone off......... and the over-protective (normally elderly) owners of these 'precious wee fuffers'. 3. Women aged 60+ in full OAP heavy-duty make-up and dyed-blonde / silver hair who wear tracksuits / shellsuits and cheap white trainers, and who probably own a fuffing Yorkshire terrier. 4. Any old git who claims the middle lane of the motorway as his own no matter how slowly he's driving his Rover 75 and who is probably wearing dark, patterned socks with open-toed summer sandals, and who will undoubtedly be married to an old wifie in a shellsuit that owns a stupid yappy dog. 5. Cockneys / Pearly King knob-ends. What - no room for Paul Hartley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rothesay Saint Posted April 16, 2004 Report Share Posted April 16, 2004 1. Cars that cost between 20-50 grand, either buy a ferrari or have an astra like everyone else. 2. Mousebreaker, cos I am shit at it. 3. Tofu, it isn't a food no matter what vegetarians say. 4. Children, all of them. 5. Supermarket music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny P Posted April 16, 2004 Report Share Posted April 16, 2004 4. Children, all of them. Be prepared for a kicking off the Junior Toons, when you return home next season then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted April 17, 2004 Report Share Posted April 17, 2004 1. Bongo 2. HSS 3. Maguire 4. Finlay 5. Head of the Greenock sorting office Just mssing out:- bagsnatchers in Bolivian lakeside holiday resorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamboMan1 Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Get rid of Morton , Rangers , Celtic , David Beckham , and every other annoying arsehole in football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isle Of Bute Saint Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 1 - Old Firm. Get them ta feuk out of Scotland, the sooner the better. 2 - Paisley's one way system. Obviously designed by a prat who does not live in the town. Maybe the person is from Greenock 3 - Charter Flights. Being 6,2 I have long legs and no way can i sit with my legs in front. Have to put them side ways which is impossible unless I am on the out side seat. Have not been in one for years now and don't intend to be in future. 4 - Sunday Drivers. Living in Lochwinnoch you meet more than your fare share. So next time your driving up from Largs spare a thought ! 5- Bad Boys Of Love St - You know the ones shouting abuse at players whether the players is 16 or 36. These dickheads should go back to school to learn the meaning of the words encouragement and motivation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 1. greenock 2. parkhead 3. ibrox 4. pish adverts when the voices dont match the mouth 5. people who cant spell properly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 1. Bongo2. HSS 3. Maguire 4. Finlay 5. Head of the Greenock sorting office Just mssing out:- bagsnatchers in Bolivian lakeside holiday resorts. It appears to be a 2 each draw, due to your mistake..................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whosyirdaddy Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Be prepared for a kicking off the Junior Toons, when you return home next season Hes lucky he doesnt have 7 ears into the bargain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ped Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 1. THE OLD FIRM - THEY MUST GO SO THE CIVILISED CAN LIVE IN RELATIVE HARMONY AND MUTUAL RESPECT. 2. FLAT PINTS / CRAP BARSTAFF 3. NEW LABOUR/TORIES/LIB DEMS 4. THE SUN / THE RECORD/ AND THE REST OF THE GUTTER PRESS 5. TELE SALES PEOPLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 whoever taught me to spell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speckled_Jim Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 1. Woman driving 4x4s or as CB refers to them "w**k tanks", if they are normal 4X4s what the feck are 4x4 BMWs and Porsches??? 2.OAPs in Glasgow on a saturday morning...YOU HAVE HAD ALL F**KIN' WEEK 3.Litter bugs 4.Mancunians 5.naff street performers (have you walked up buchanan street lately?) just missing out...go-bots, feckin transformer wannabes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whosyirdaddy Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 2.OAPs in Glasgow on a saturday morning...YOU HAVE HAD ALL F**KIN' WEEK 166003[/snapback] They have been trying all week to get home but due to their slowness and failure to do the before mentioned .... So they just decide to stay out for next weeks blue rinse and visit to M&S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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