Slartibartfast

By paying for the customers shopping ?

Apparently it’s a thing [emoji2]

Aye. I got positive result on my ripped my tights test though! 

Talking about the trouble at games in the 70s has reminded me of a guy who stood near me on the North Bank.
He would never stand still and was always fidgeting and jumping around.
One day I asked him what was wrong and he explained he was worried about people chucking bottles and cans at us.
I assured him if it was for him it would have his name on it. 
I'm called McEwan he replied.
I'll get my coat

Now now, with the football knacked, we should all try and be nice to each others          well we could try  

Don't be silly. faraway's wife, if he has one, would have married faraway. Which one do you think has any degree of intelligence?

I'll ALWAYS forward these in future, I'm sorry everybody........................

Millions of people in this country don't know how to wash their hands after taking a piss.
How on earth are you expecting them to choose education and health providers? 

All bollox, but you know that.
Just trying to be a Frankie Boyle with attitude, but you're doing it with haemorrhoids...

Ah no I remember now.
He wanted a universal payment to every citizen but he wanted all benefits stopped. He also wanted to abolish free NHS and free education,
The idea was that he wanted that universal payment to be used by people to pay for those services.
I also remember his figures being all over the place and his wafer thin knowledge being repeatedly exposed.
For some reason I have a suggested figure of £25k per person in my head
 

My mistake, Rowan St 

most folk I know on here are older than me.............................
 
So, quite soon, I'll be the oldest on here.

It's true. Alligator Aberdeen, they call him. 

I should hope not.
Sweeper would send you to hell for damaging Jesus' bed.

Can we start a "Living in the Dark Ages or 2020" thread

Still making toilet rolls then? 
Keep up the good work. 🤪

NEWS REPORT
"Oh Corona 19,  you killed the football scene and Hetrz urnae too keen" Sang supporters of Paisleys greatest ever sporting institution to the tune of Come on Eileen at the Fegie dome today.  What was the occasion?  Well after much deliberation and shite hawking in the corridors of power those few SFA blazers who survived the Corona 19, or as it has become know the "e-plague" pandemic  (after academics discoverd it could actually be spread by e-mail) have finally reached a decision to relegate Heart of Midlothian to the championship. 
 
In a meeting that only last month began with the 21 "blazers of power"  in deadlock finally ended at lunch time today with the three remaining living blazers voting 2-1 in order to relegate the team left bottom of the pile by the remarkable Job Obika.  
 
Such was the tension around the decision that supporters of the Saint Mirren professional football club pte ltd co first team playing squad gathered at the Fegie dome as St Mirren chairman Alan Wardrop addressed the excitable crowd.  The new Chairman, following Chairman Scott vacating the hot seat to run as a Conservative candidate in one of the many seats  vacated by dead elderly Tories following the e-plague, Chairman Wardrop  compared himself to Cesear himself.  "Friends, Buddies, Countryman" he began as the now fever pitch crowd, undoubtedly ramped up by the fact that most of them have not been allowed out of the house since Boris banned commoners from being out in daylight until the Corona 19 epidemic stopped killing rich people, began kicking over the "wank wall".
 
The Wank wall of course being a local name for the Smisa wall, Smisa being a now failed group who clubbed together, built a wall and put their own names on it.  Well the wank wall and Hearts had something in common, both had to go down.  
 
Similar scenes could be found at New Douglas park as a huge crowd of upto 14 accie fans turned out to rejoice as once again the Accie turd was not flushed.
 
In other news, following the timely death of Rupert Murdoch after his covid inspired end Paisley journalist Kyle Gunn  has been appointed chief journailst of all UK newspapers and director pupper master of the BBC.  Good luck Kyle.  

So tiring.
Lunatics / asylum.
Our old pal Shull has almost single-handedly managed to destroy this website with his relentless shite. Who has allowed this to happen ?? Well IMO someone in charge of this website should have dealt with that attention-seeking moron years ago and taken appropriate actions if they really wanted to save the site for the sake of sensible contributors. Shull's contribution to B&WArmy for years has been nothing more than negative bla bla bla bla, anti-St Mirren propaganda.
But seemingly nobody cared. Let's humour the f**k brained minicab driver. God help anybody landing at Glasgow Airport getting landed with this cretin as their onward transport.
Now it's worse.
Now we have Ricky. Intent on bringing attention-seeking to a new level.
FFS Ricky PLEASE stop this !!!
Shut down your laptop and give the human race a break from your brain diarrhoea !!!!
We can't cope with your relentess pish for months until the football season re-starts.
NOOOOOOOO !!!!
This website is f**ked.
Thanks, both of you.

Stating the obvious there fatty. 😆

Starting stupid threads? 🙄

Rangers 0 St. Mirren 1 (Miller o.g.) - 2010 League Cup Final

Somewhere in Stirling likely  

Raise you, Saints 3 Hammerby 0

Don't thank me, thank the pilot of the chopper who dropped you off  

That'll be Euro 2021 then? 🙄