E=Mc2 Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 (edited) http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7095134.stm If it's it not coo's jobbies................ The question has to be asked, Are women becoming less attractive? Edited due to typo Edited June 1, 2014 by E=Mc2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murray street Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7095134.stm If it's it not coo's jobbies................ The question has to be asked, Are women becoming less attractive? Edited due to typo The dyson also had to be emptied of spunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 The big question must be, did he damage his helmet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 The big question must be, did he damage his helmet? Would the sentence have been more severe if he had used his Chopper? Wonder what he did with his Dinky toys when he was a boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 He probably didn't have anything else to do and was just a Boardman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Did he pump it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieinEK Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Funny but sad.. but why the hell did it end up in court? Don't get me wrong... the bikes I've been with after a bevvy were most definitely of the human kind... ... But the guy was in his own room with the door locked. The cleaners invaded his privacy from what I read. What a waste of court time... We are being unnecessarily SADDLED with taxpayers costs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond our ken Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 well if what a man does in privacy with a consenting velocipede is now a crime then it's time for public action anyone in favour of holding a raleigh? to show our support for bike-sexual men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Funny but sad.. but why the hell did it end up in court? Don't get me wrong... the bikes I've been with after a bevvy were most definitely of the human kind... ... But the guy was in his own room with the door locked. The cleaners invaded his privacy from what I read. What a waste of court time... We are being unnecessarily SADDLED with taxpayers costs! Hoy you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 All i can add is Bradley Wiggins..... Ffs surely theres a wealth of gags in that name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Funny but sad.. but why the hell did it end up in court? Don't get me wrong... the bikes I've been with after a bevvy were most definitely of the human kind... ... But the guy was in his own room with the door locked. The cleaners invaded his privacy from what I read. What a waste of court time... We are being unnecessarily SADDLED with taxpayers costs! I've got a lot of sympathy with what you say. Behind closed doors etc.and hurting no-one. Even the bit about being on the sexual register thingy needn't be a problem. If he's asked about crimes in an interview situation he can just say he once got done for riding his bike without lights. Any normal person is bound to wonder if that's all our polis have to worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddiecat Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 hope he used a condorm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddiecat Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 he obviously had the horn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddiecat Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 is nobody thinking of the poor bike,it might have been on its menstrual cycle,and could now be expecting a wee three wheeler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 The guy's favourite album is reportedly Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Welcome to the Velodrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Heard the bike commented... "What goes around Gets cum around..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 is nobody thinking of the poor bike,it might have been on its menstrual cycle,and could now be expecting a wee three wheeler Aye, his poor wee bike. I've been kind of holding back on this question, but where did he actually stick it? So to speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddiecat Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Aye, his poor wee bike. I've been kind of holding back on this question, but where did he actually stick it? So to speak. under the seat ? next to the tail light Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Aye, his poor wee bike. I've been kind of holding back on this question, but where did he actually stick it? So to speak. Well he stuck the front wheel up his.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 The bloke was obviously drunk. Bought ten cans earlier in the day and tandem all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieinEK Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 The bloke was obviously drunk. Bought ten cans earlier in the day and tandem all. Aye... but he Raleighed well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddiecat Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 i blame the bike - aw tarted up wi fancy chain, flashing its headlamps, wee tassles dangling from its handlebars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 This was in the NEWS? It was Ayrshire, ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 i blame the bike - aw tarted up wi fancy chain, flashing its headlamps, wee tassles dangling from its handlebarsHmmmmm.I understand, now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 According to a police spokesman, this was the latest incident I'm an unsavoury chain of events. A medical witness confirmed that the man had been on mood stabilisers, in a unsuccessful attempt to get his life back in gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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