pozbaird Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 First McLean, now my town's title? Fcuk yer' oil, just fcuk off! Boooo! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-31095837 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 First McLean, now my town's title? Fcuk yer' oil, just fcuk off! Boooo! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-31095837 The way the oil companies are greeting the oil may be f'cked anyway!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieinEK Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 First McLean, now my town's title? Fcuk yer' oil, just fcuk off! Boooo! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-31095837 Don't you worry mate... Cumbernauld will ALWAYS be a carbuncle to me! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted February 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Don't you worry mate... Cumbernauld will ALWAYS be a carbuncle to me! ;) Where is it you live again? Oh aye, East Kilbride.... Another contender for this year's title and beaten by Aberdeen. We were on for a hat-trick. If we won it this year we got to keep it. Bloody daylight robbery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmitch Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Aberdeen is my least favourite Scottish city. This award is well overdue IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Where is it you live again? Oh aye, East Kilbride.... Another contender for this year's title and beaten by Aberdeen. We were on for a hat-trick. If we won it this year we got to keep it. Bloody daylight robbery. And they probably paid under the odds for the title as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Dickson Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Aberdeen is my least favourite Scottish city. This award is well overdue IMO. Least favourite? For me it's my most hated. Same difference maybe but a stronger term for my dislike seems appropriate. I can't think of anything redeeming about the place. Even the local residents tend to be utter arseholes. Any beauty around that area ends at Stonehaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 I have to agree that Aberdeen deserves this title. A soulless city, no redeeming features and grey most of the time. No historic features like Edinburgh, not the investment that Glasgow has seen and even Dundee is a brighter place to visit. A real disaster as the potential investment should have seen it be the shining light instead of the drab shithole it is. Saying that, I'm going there this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieinEK Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 First McLean, now my town's title? Fcuk yer' oil, just fcuk off! Boooo! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-31095837 Just listened to a fascinating interview with one of yer coonselurs! After the first award, a sub committee was set up to address the problem. They finally decided it was an image thing and that it was best to build a statue so that when someone mentioned Cumbernauld they would think of "the place with the statue" rather than "the place with that town centre"! They had a massive budget. The chairman wanted the statue placed in the town centre but was outvoted... "have you seen the state of the place ?" he was asked by a fellow politician charged with improving it!!! You wiz robbed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alba Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Any beauty around that area ends at Stonehaven. Utter pish. Get yer lazy arse up along the Moray Firth coast - absolutely cracking part of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted February 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Just listened to a fascinating interview with one of yer coonselurs! After the first award, a sub committee was set up to address the problem. They finally decided it was an image thing and that it was best to build a statue so that when someone mentioned Cumbernauld they would think of "the place with the statue" rather than "the place with that town centre"! They had a massive budget. The chairman wanted the statue placed in the town centre but was outvoted... "have you seen the state of the place ?" he was asked by a fellow politician charged with improving it!!! You wiz robbed! We were in the news last week about Cumbernauld being a possible site for fracking. The Scottish government have stopped it happening, unfortunate, as the work would have caused over two million pounds worth of improvements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovestreet Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Aberdeen is a f**king horrible place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffs Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 I've had a few good weekends out in Aberdeen when one of my mates moved up. I had a few beers too many one night and saw a clothed mannequin beside some bins. I thought it would be amusing to pretend to kick said mannequin in the bollocks. My foot connected and the mannequin let out a " f**kIN HELL! WHIT THE f**k ARE YOU DOING? Didn't hang about to see if the guy was alright. Billy Dodds was at Aberdeen at the time and after this particular weekend he was out for 4 weeks with a groin injury. I still wonder to this day with a rye smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffs Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 wry smile, not rye smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted February 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 I've never been to Aberdeen, aside from football games in 1979 - 82ish, and then it was just getting out the supporter's bus, walking across that bloody field, and into the stadium. Have never been in the city itself. The biggest toilet I've been in, and I know I live in Cumbernauld, is Irvine. Truly depressing place. Apologies to anyone from Irvine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 All the "new towns" have carbunkles as centres Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kombi Buddie Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 (edited) aw shite. This years lads trip to see St Mirren is Aberdeen on the 21st. ach well, just means my mates will be more eager to stick to Paisley in future. Every cloud :-) Edited February 5, 2015 by Kombi Buddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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