shull Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 They give me the f*cking creeps. Weirdos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 They give me the f*cking creeps. Weirdos Don't you talk like that after a few whiffs of helium? What a laugh.............................. Could improve your image. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Great thread................no doubt it'll run and run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 They give me the f*cking creeps. Weirdos I've a great idea don't watch them ya trumpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 (edited) I've a great idea don't watch them ya trumpet. Whit? Leave him alone, he's just found a new source for more exciting threads. PS Don't tell him there was a thread dedicated to adverts, it'll kill his thread/post count. Edited March 30, 2016 by faraway saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 I think these ads are brilliant , better than some of the bloody programmes !! On the "get that shite aff ma telly " List are : The Admiral insurance ad with the stupid singing bint. Any & All Kinder adverts Any ads showing manky skanks making their clatty kitchens gleaming clean. The Aviva ads with Paul Shitehouse The P&O cruise adverts with Rob Bryden..... & anything else with that twat in it ! All Bingo adverts , especially those with Babs windsor & ..............B r e a t h e !!! Thats better . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 I think these ads are brilliant , better than some of the bloody programmes !! On the "get that shite aff ma telly " List are : The Admiral insurance ad with the stupid singing bint. Any & All Kinder adverts Any ads showing manky skanks making their clatty kitchens gleaming clean. The Aviva ads with Paul Shitehouse The P&O cruise adverts with Rob Bryden..... & anything else with that twat in it ! All Bingo adverts , especially those with Babs windsor & ..............B r e a t h e !!! Thats better . My 'get that shite aff the telly' list is somewhat simpler... Sarah fcuking Millican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 (edited) I think these ads are brilliant , better than some of the bloody programmes !! On the "get that shite aff ma telly " List are : The Admiral insurance ad with the stupid singing bint. (Aye, a bit shite) Any & All Kinder adverts (You've lost your childhood and become a grumpy auld man) Any ads showing manky skanks making their clatty kitchens gleaming clean. (Aye, coz your kitchen is manky) The Aviva ads with Paul Shitehouse (No comment) The P&O cruise adverts with Rob Bryden..... & anything else with that twat in it ! (You have become a grumpy auld man) All Bingo adverts , especially those with Babs windsor (Hallelujah, at last) & ..............B r e a t h e !!! Thats better . To be honest all of the above are much funnier than the vast majority of your attempts at humour so they win you lose. Edited March 30, 2016 by faraway saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted March 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Turning into a belter of a Thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 To be honest all of the above are much funnier than the vast majority of your attempts at humour so they win you lose. To be honest he's not on the telly so you lose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Turning into a belter of a Thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Belter? I think that's what poz wants to do to Sarah Millican. Think you'll find it's shagger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 (edited) To be honest he's not on the telly so you loseHe should be, then we could switch him off...Oh, come on, someone had to. Ok, I'll get my jaiket. Edited March 31, 2016 by salmonbuddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 9 years without watching telly and counting. TBH it doesnt sound like I am missing anything lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 Is it to save you the price of a licence or do you magnanimously allow your loved ones to look at your old black and white Bush? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 (edited) Is it to save you the price of a licence or do you magnanimously allow your loved ones to look at your old black and white Bush? Jesus Christ. What is this forum coming to? Filth. Utter filth. It's a f**king disgrace. ETA. Also, I stopped watching TV because it wasn't worth the fee. DVDs only and TBH I rarely watch them now either. As I said some time ago, I genuinely don't know where I'd find the time to spend hours watching telly now. I've forgotten what it is like to sit down and watch it. I wouldn't even know how to any more. Don't even know if Freeview is still a thing. Edited March 31, 2016 by oaksoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 Maybe if you stopped posting PISH on here you might find the time to watch some TV. There are some superb factual documentaries that might teach you a thing or two about LIFE. Harsh............................... You do know Oaky knows EVERYTHING and therefore TV would teach him nothing? (That is in Oaky world right enough) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 They give me the f*cking creeps. Weirdos You need to get a twitter account so you can tweet out every thought that crosses your mind rather than create a new thread on here everytime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted March 31, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 Good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 I reckon that of Brits who watch television I would be somewhere among the 5% who watch least. Take sport out of that and I could well be about the1% mark. Doesn't make me a better person. I do think it's a bit odd to simply make a decision not to watch at all. But, hey, there's nowt as queer as some folk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaldyOzBud Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 The amount of utter shite on TV is truly mind boggling, but there are always a few gems that are priceless, gotta trawl through and have a look to find them though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 The amount of utter shite on TV is truly mind boggling, but there are always a few gems that are priceless, gotta trawl through and have a look to find them though... Aye, Australian TV is shite, everything seems upside doon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 He should be, then we could switch him off... Oh, come on, someone had to. Ok, I'll get my jaiket. Push him of would be better, but thanks for playing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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