Gonny let me out now

[ReturnOf isma is god]

7 hours ago, helpmaboab said:

We a know whit size it is, the size that belongs tae a poxy wee eejit wi nae balls and a jobby mooth.....TOTTY!

Totty’ – Small, wee, tiny.

Aw that’s a shame do you often find yourself having to explain your shitty jokes 

[ReturnOf isma is god]

17 minutes ago, helpmaboab said:

Naw, just tae you dumbo.

You’re going be in here next f**k face and canny f**king wait for you to be sitting greeting in here 

[ReturnOf isma is god]

46 minutes ago, helpmaboab said:

Nah, I'm a good boy. 

Nah yer a gimp 

[ReturnOf isma is god]

5 hours ago, helpmaboab said:

Why don't yi try talking 'nice' tae folk an then the boss might let you oot. Yer no helping yer cause mouthin aff a the time. 

You shag yer das arse. That nice enough for you.

[DougJamie]

On ‎7‎/‎21‎/‎2018 at 1:34 PM, ReturnOf isma is god said:

f**k up c**t you’re the reason I’m in here ya 50p pole dancer, no even got the baws to face me hiding behind yer ignore list ya mental f**k nugget 

Must admit I am at a total loss why you're still in there

 

Well apart from the fact you're a jobby mouthed wee fud

[ReturnOf isma is god]

3 minutes ago, DougJamie said:

Must admit I am at a total loss why you're still in there

 

Well apart from the fact you're a jobby mouthed wee fud

Doug you used to be sound wit happened to you Doug wit happened 

[DougJamie]

10 hours ago, ReturnOf isma is god said:

Doug you used to be sound wit happened to you Doug wit happened 

Well my hair is a little more grey, and I have taken up Pilates  

Edited July 23, 2018 by DougJamie

[DougJamie]

32 minutes ago, helpmaboab said:

Have you tried Pilates Isma? 

Every time he drops the soap

[ReturnOf isma is god]

This is shite 

yous are shite

but most of all Div is shite 

[ReturnOf isma is god]

For f**k sake this is getting ridiculous now just gonny let me oot  

[ReturnOf isma is god]

Look I don’t want to make escape attempts Div but yer f**king pushing me to it 

[E=Mc2]

“FREE THE ISMA ONE!”

Maybe the fans group will make up a sign for the next home game.

 

[ReturnOf isma is god]

9 hours ago, helpmaboab said:

How cun Div let you oot when yi still huvnae washed oot yer wee jobby mooth? At least gi it a wipe. Anywi, yi said yi liked it in there being able tae act like an eejit withoot upsetting too many folk. Yi know I'll visit yi noo an again tae cheer yi up. Did yi hear yer team won? Guid eh? 

When did I say that’s liable ya f**king bawbag

[DougJamie]

On ‎8‎/‎5‎/‎2018 at 1:01 AM, E=Mc2 said:

“FREE THE ISMA ONE!”

Maybe the fans group will make up a sign for the next home game.

 

I asked

General opinion was F""K  HIM

[ReturnOf isma is god]

2 hours ago, DougJamie said:

I asked

General opinion was F""K  HIM

Well you tell them then f**king square go then 

[ReturnOf isma is god]

On 8/5/2018 at 11:21 AM, helpmaboab said:

I never said you said that's liable. 

I think you meant 'libel'

libel.........a published false statement that is damaging to a person's reputation; 

firstly, it wasn't a false statement, a remember reading words tae that effect.

secondly, calling you a nice well mannered person or similar would be damaging tae yer reputation. I would never try and damage yer reputation.

Here's another wee song tae cheer yi up.......

 

And you yer shite f**k off 

[Hendo]

Is it just me, or does anyone suspect that Return of Isma is God and Help ma Boab are both Shull aliases, and the only person amused by their shite patter is Shull?

[bazil85]

Are there still people locked in here? I hope they've learned their lessons... 

[shull]

1 hour ago, Hendo said:

Is it just me, or does anyone suspect that Return of Isma is God and Help ma Boab are both Shull aliases, and the only person amused by their shite patter is Shull?

I think they are great. 

The new Francie and Josie. 

They are too funny to be me. 

[DougJamie]

10 minutes ago, helpmaboab said:

Actually I'm nearly everybody  on the forum including you ya bas.

Am no poxy mind yi. A draw the line there. Wee jobby moothed arse wipe that he is. Still happy tae try an cheer him up tho'

here's anither wee song fur yi poxy.....god bless yi

 

You're not me. As I don't talk like a total fanny

[ReturnOf isma is god]

3 hours ago, helpmaboab said:

Of course you talk like a total fanny, Yi ur a total fanny.

Yi sure yer no me?

Here you every c**t hinks yer a fanny 

Edited August 7, 2018 by ReturnOf isma is god

[BaldyOzBud]

Right you two, take note. This was a very entertaining thread for quite a time, so FFS ramp it up.

I'm sick of reading about the ins and outs of what happens when the legend that is John McGinn is or is not sold, and the arguments aboutlaw vs legislation so come on, giz a bit of sweary semi literate abuse,

 

Regards

 

BaldyOz etc

[ReturnOf isma is god]

12 hours ago, helpmaboab said:

Maybe, so whit? Just like everybody here knows you are a wee jobby moothed c**t. Fine by me.

Nevermind, Jesus loves you.

Did Yi enjoy the wee song? 

Stick the selling yer arse and stop trying to be funny you haven’t succeeded once you fat f**ker 

[DougJamie]

27 minutes ago, ReturnOf isma is god said:

Stick the selling yer arse and stop trying to be funny you haven’t succeeded once you fat f**ker 

How do you know he is fat ?

[ReturnOf isma is god]

1 hour ago, DougJamie said:

How do you know he is fat ?

His wife telt me