TediousTom

Shame to see him go, a good lad. Was an especially important player over the festive season when he was able to move to centre half. All the best (except when you play us), All the best (except when you play us) indeed.

To be fair, I couldn't see him getting back in the team.....ah well off you go, off you go indeed

No but.....have you seen him since yesterday? I've not and I shop in Asda

Well done Tony, well deserved, well deserved indeed. Now who says we should stop at that? I shall throw some ideas out there The Jock Bradford goal net The Israel Campbell Money goal net (we have two nets) The Mark Yardley burger bar The Gerry Baker penalty spot The Davie Lapsley penalty spot (see the nets) The James Daddy Dunlop centre spot The Aaron Mooy corner flag (next to where his bike sat) The BAWA corner flag The Div corner flag (for services rendered to the exciting digital world of the average scheme dwelling Buddie) The Kieran Ragg corner flag (because it rhymes) The Kevin Twaddle physio room The Codey Cooke subs bench The Tony Mowbray away subs bench (it was the last one he sat on in THAT job) The Jens Peaslack burglar alarm The Cambell Kennedy TV remote off button The Jimmy Bone tea cake box The Alan Wardrop door mat The Jose Quitongo toilet roll holder The Billy Stark car park The James Gardener urinal

Was that really the best comeback you could muster? When all is said and done can you, hand on heart can say that you gave that your very best? When next you gaze at yourself in the mirror can you see a go getter staring back at you? When you are in the pub youth club with your mates can you truthfully boast that you gave old Tom what for? I thinketh not young chap, I thinketh not indeed.

No but your reputation as the forum funny man did

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There is a reason why aggressive hard men like yersel are known as a "heid the baw" Head that ball Wilbur, head that ball indeed

Wee Gus is all over this. If we don't get Glen then we will go for Hutchison and if we cannae get Hutchison we go for Robertson and if we cannae get Robertson we will bring in a big lad called Stepek, So its Glen, Hutchison, Robertson or Stepek! If we were to get all four I would go pure Radio Rental! We don't need to buy any of them, you essentially "loan them" by paying £5.65 per week, so in essence you rent them, like a rental boy or whatever the proper term is for a boy you rent.

In answer to the OP's question Not me, I was going to nip out earlier for a pint but its far too cold so I am staying in.

Better than that He was brought up in Inverclyde...........

Good for Harry, his dad James must be very proud.

And for us the transfer window finally opens. The first signing of the decade has been made, Jimmy Goodwins chequebook pen has finally scribed and we are off and running in the Jnauary sales. Top of the morning to you Conor, top of the morning indeed.

The window is almost upon us, the time for action doth approach. What positions will be stengthened? Who will come ? Who will leave? All questions that we could start to discuss/answer from today. Meaning that everything typed in this thread up until now is and alwayd was irrelevent. Happy New Year when it comes Buddies, im away on a wee pensioners trip for the bells, happy new year indeed.

Merry Christmas every Buddie Merry Christmas indeed

Oh and I forgot to add Merry Christmas every Buddie, Merry Christmas every Buddie indeed

What an outstanding achievement. Well done SIr, well done indeed. PS I read the thread, the human race is a strange old thing. So many good things going on and one massive bell end. I suppose the character scrooge has to be based on someone!!!

And while I am worth my room on this earth All Tories are cunts And Labour and Labour they are useless cunts Lots of cunts, lots of cunts indeed

The Island of Britian and the smaller Island off "the big wan" will be unchanged. I simply fail to see why tonights result may mean some sort of seismological event resulting in geographical change. Bizarre. Politically however we in Scotland are a kinder, more concious folk than those Tory voting f**ktards south of the border. Time we shook off the shackles of oppression and left this daft union, time to leave indeed. PS Only kidding about the seismology thing

When did cheesy stop getting the blame? The day Alan Stubbs handed a 2 year contract to Cole Kpekwa

The opening post is somewhat underwhelming. This is a momentous moment in the history of Scottish football, the last bastion of the amateur game "in the big leagues" has been extinguished, the last flame of a bygone era has finally burnt out, the opening chapter of the Scottish game has finally closed. A sad day for all Scottish football enthusiasts a sad day indeed. Queens park have brought so much to the game, not just in Scotland but the world over. Arguably the Spiders have contributed more to world football than Real Madrid, Juventus and Johnstone Burgh combined (for the ignorant amongst you see crossbars, offside and international football). Sad news

Did he no used to sing at the Brabloch? I thought he would have been deid by now........ach well its nice to know he is alright and likes the bikes. He always did though but that another story!!!!

Lets sack the manager, that has worked SO well in the past. The problem is not the manager, the problem isnt even LordLookAtMe The problem is a lack of investment. Mihai Popescu being an obvious example. For 30 years now we have scraped the bargain basement, for 30 years our fans season ticket money has returned little, for 30 years we have merely survived and very rarely thrived. 30 years of underachievement. 30 years of our club exploiting the good will of the Paisley public, 30 years of failure. We were outclassed yesterday and it is no wonder. We were up against a team whom invests in itself and as such got what was desreved. On that cheery note, Im away to the cenotaph

We are underperforming, underperforming indeed, We have been since 1988......time to face it, we are not well run

Was that your latest hire?....good fare that, good fare indeed