truesaint Posted February 1, 2021 Report Posted February 1, 2021 On 1/31/2021 at 12:10 PM, Cookie Monster said: Yip. So far tried...... 7up Sprite Diet Coke Pepsi Max (Raspberry) Dr Pepper Disaronno Peroni Crabbies Alcoholic Ginger Beer (Raspberry) Vimto Diluting Orange Fresh Orange Tomato Soup Even tried it with more of itself. Try Limeade, gives you the cocktail - dog days. Quote
stlucifer Posted February 1, 2021 Report Posted February 1, 2021 2 hours ago, faraway saint said: I think the posts below are REALLY funny. Given your obvious lack of intelligence, I think I can safely park this remark in the trash can. Quote
faraway saint Posted February 1, 2021 Report Posted February 1, 2021 15 minutes ago, stlucifer said: Given your obvious lack of intelligence, I think I can safely park this remark in the trash can. Oh, irony at it's best. Quote
shull Posted February 4, 2021 Author Report Posted February 4, 2021 (edited) Not funny Edited February 4, 2021 by shull Quote
stlucifer Posted February 4, 2021 Report Posted February 4, 2021 On 2/2/2021 at 4:06 PM, shull said: Jings Jack Ross taking a detour? Quote
antrin Posted February 4, 2021 Report Posted February 4, 2021 (edited) So Farwell then, Anna Conda? She's deid. Disnae like the cauld. ETA: Apparently from the following report. There was more than one snake found in town, that day. Giant snake discovered in Greenock street dies - BBC News (Hmm. Link no worky.) Oh. It did. Edited February 4, 2021 by antrin Quote
faraway saint Posted February 4, 2021 Report Posted February 4, 2021 ^^^^^^^^^^ Somebody explain the thread title please. Quote
faraway saint Posted February 4, 2021 Report Posted February 4, 2021 A lesson to be learned here.......................... Quote
oaksoft Posted February 4, 2021 Report Posted February 4, 2021 (edited) 32 minutes ago, faraway saint said: A lesson to be learned here.......................... College degree? Can you study Philosophy at College in the UK? I suspect not. You'd need a University for that. A Bachelors Degree is 2 years in England and 3 years in Scotland. The size of student debt is irrelevant in terms of monthly repayments but how did you get to £100k of student debt? Why Philosophy and not Medicine, Law, Science, Computer Science or Engineering? I have no idea what a qualified electrician earns but it's almost impossible to have your electricity cut-off in the UK. Why would Adam have his cut off anyway? £100k student debt attracts the same monthly payments as £2k of student debt. If you're going to be funny, your jokes need to at least make sense. Edited February 4, 2021 by oaksoft Quote
faraway saint Posted February 4, 2021 Report Posted February 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, oaksoft said: College degree? Can you study Philosophy at College in the UK? I suspect not. You'd need a University for that. A Bachelors Degree is 2 years in England and 3 years in Scotland. The size of student debt is irrelevant in terms of monthly repayments but how did you get to £100k of student debt? Why Philosophy and not Medicine, Law, Science, Computer Science or Engineering? I have no idea what a qualified electrician earns but it's almost impossible to have your electricity cut-off in the UK. Why would Adam have his cut off anyway? £100k student debt attracts the same monthly payments as £2k of student debt. If you're going to be funny, your jokes need to at least make sense. Your mummy should have taught you to lighten up and not take things so literally. Quote
oaksoft Posted February 4, 2021 Report Posted February 4, 2021 (edited) 20 minutes ago, faraway saint said: Your mummy should have taught you to lighten up and not take things so literally. I'm further confused. Why would you pay an electrician £80k and then waste his time cutting off someone's domestic electricity supply? That would surely be done remotely via a simple software option wouldn't it? Hmmmm. It's all a bit odd really. I appear to have spoiled your joke..... You're right about a lesson being learned. The lesson is that it's not your lack of a degree which makes you a numpty. 😄 Edited February 4, 2021 by oaksoft Quote
faraway saint Posted February 4, 2021 Report Posted February 4, 2021 1 minute ago, oaksoft said: I'm further confused. Why would you pay an electrician £80k and then waste his time cutting off someone's domestic electricity supply? That would surely be done remotely via a simple software option wouldn't it? Hmmmm. It's all a bit odd really. All in all your mummy has failed. Quote
oaksoft Posted February 4, 2021 Report Posted February 4, 2021 Just now, faraway saint said: All in all your mummy has failed. My work here is done. 🤣 I shall leave you to play with the combined fragments of your joke and your shattered ego. 🤣 Quote
shull Posted February 4, 2021 Author Report Posted February 4, 2021 (edited) Edited February 5, 2021 by shull Quote
Cookie Monster Posted February 5, 2021 Report Posted February 5, 2021 Man walks into a bar.Oaky isn't in, result. [emoji16] Quote
faraway saint Posted February 5, 2021 Report Posted February 5, 2021 41 minutes ago, Cookie Monster said: Man walks into a bar. Oaky isn't in, result. Man walks into a St Mirren match, same thing. 😂 Quote
Cookie Monster Posted February 5, 2021 Report Posted February 5, 2021 I walk into a St Mirren match.......Think I took it to far [emoji14] Quote
Cookie Monster Posted February 5, 2021 Report Posted February 5, 2021 Just gave my work station a clean with this stuff. [emoji44] Quote
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