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I went to a job interview yesterday and the bloke said:
"Starting pay is £10.20p per hour but after six months it goes up to £17.80p per hour .. when do you want to start?"
I said .. "In six months!"
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Shamelessly stolen from Pie and Bovril:

I went to the sperm bank to make a donation and the woman behind the counter said "Would you like to masturbate in the cup?". Making a donation is one thing but I am not ready to take part in competitive tournaments.

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