boomboomyards

According to Jackson and Parks in the Record, we are certainties to be automatically relegated. Most Accies and Dundee fans on P & B also think we are down, and they are only fighting to avoid the play off spot.
So, get this pinned to the dressing room wall, tell the new players the story of the 2016/17 great escape, of Forthbank in 1998, of Fir Park in 2007, and let's fecking do this!

It's the sign of the Times mate...

I'd like to take this opportunity to tell myself to shut the f**k up and stop being a whining prick. 
That is all. 

You bring the left back in
Put the right mid out 
You want a centre forward
As you shake it all about 
You do the Hokey Cokey
As you lose all count 
And that’s what its not  about 
 
Oh hokey cokey cokey
Oh cokey cokey smokey
Oh Hokey Cokey cokey
What the f—— are we on about

Nigerian Prince.

I know , when I saw ma toe in the title , I thought it was another thread about Stubbs !

Muzek and Dreyer. The latter is taking the number 10.
I really never have any inside info, so you'll forgive me for basking in this for a while 
 

Museks last club used to sacrifice a sheep before each game. And to think Paisley Panda used to get in trouble for frolicking with the inflatable version!

What “obstruction”?  The Alloa player had every right to stand anywhere he wanted, it’s the attackers job to get round the defender. A defender is never obliged to get out of the way of an oncoming attacker (although I can think of plenty Saints defenders who have done that in the past).
Lyons was running forward at speed, he then collided with the Alloa defender. No offence committed by either party but the sort of thing that normally results in a free kick against the attacking player. Definitely not a yellow card. 

Makes me look pish. 10/1 at half time in a pretty even contest?
 

Losing 2-0 at half time & down to 10 men. Kept the faith and put a wee wager on us to come back at 50/1!

Surprised BoomBoomYards hasn't been on to regale all of us with tales that Jai Quitongo is a free agent again.

He already knew that [emoji2]

and 1% "Heat".
 
 
 

and 1% "Heat".
 
 
 

You are absolutely correct and I would never encourage anyone to gamble.
Over the two years I have had an online account, I have probably spent around £100.
Not a huge sum, and for me, betting on the football is more of a fun hobby where I see it as spending money rather than trying to win.
My stakes are generally £2 or £5, very seldom higher.
Wins are a bonus!
I set a limit... how much am I prepared to spend this month on the football betting?  That could be around £20.
If the £20 is spent then the account stays at zero till the next month.
Some people spend more on fags or booze, so I have no worries there.
Re the odds, yup... I totally agree.
I have recently changed how I bet.
I generally put money on certain players to score if the odds are decent, or up to a treble of shorter odd match outcomes.
I don't do correct scores... too much of a "gamble"!
This month, I put £20 in my account.
As of yesterday, it was worth £97.60.
It was up at £101.... back down to £65... then back up to the current level.
 
Yesterday, I had two winning bets...
 
a double... Dundee Utd to beat Ross County away at 5/2 and ICT to win away at Partick at 6/4
Both a gamble... both shortish odds... but combined, I got £43.75 back for my £5 stake.
The other return was £2 on Simeon Jackson to score at 3/1 for an £8 return.
My other two bets lost, £5 on each...
Ayr v QoS and Morton v Alloa both draws (feckin Ton!!!) 5/2 and 13/5 would returned £37,50... but cost £5 instead.
St Mirren 9/4, Hearts 6/5 and St Johnstone 3/4 for a treble.... Not even close!!! Would have returned £62.56... cost me £5 instead.
Bottom line... bit of fun... interest in the football on a day when I had to work and couldn't attend... Net gain 34.75.
I find that small stakes on doubles and trebles last longer and see it as a bit of fun. I fully expect my balance to be back to zero  though! I don't bet looking to make my fortune... that is when it is, as my Mum used to say, "a mugs game".
 

What an utter fanny you are.

My head doesn't button up the back. 
Don't insult my intelligence or others on here. 
Merely makes matters worse. 
Get him reported. Get him banned. 
After all,  you are a God fearing, well behaved group are you not. 
Or are you a Gang? 

Not a bad prediction.

Please stop talking pish[emoji106]

St Mirren 1 - Kilmarnock 2 - another better performance from us and another goal scored giving some grounds for optimism despite the result and Top Cat to  point out again that OK's record in the league is worse than Stubbs' record in the league as well as saying Stubbsy's team played Killie off the park 0-0 earlier in the season.

Are people excited about this signing or not?

Just so I know what the correct contrarian viewpoint to have is.

I can understand the thought of Gus coming back is giving you a stiffy, but you better get to the toilet and get rid of it soon because 
it's stopping the blood from getting to you're brain..

The best Marky signing ever ...
 

The why do I start so many threads  thread.