Kendo Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 So to sum up so far, if the miracle cloak did in fact come on sale at £9.99 in Argos, our good members would use it to engage in weird sex games, alcohol and violence. I'm pretty certain all of those responders were men. Don't ask me how I know........ Pray tell Mr Goody Goody, what would you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 I think I'd use it to scare passengers on a train. They'd sit down not realising I was already on that seat. I'd possibly even simulate farting noises by sitting next to anyone using a personal stereo too loudly. Maybe at night when I was bringing the missus a cup of tea and a piece of cake I'd use it to hide the enormous doorstep slab of delicious cake leaving her to choose the wee bit. Mainly it would be for humourous purposes. I can't think of any use for it which could be described as good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 I think I'd use it to scare passengers on a train. I can't think of any use for it which could be described as good. You could rob the rich and give to the poor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 (edited) You could rob the rich and give to the poor. Why would that be good? They'd only spend it on fake tan, bingo and celebrity magazines. OK that is actually quite offensive. Edited September 5, 2013 by oaksoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 Why would that be good? F#ck knows, but some chap did it years ago in Nottingham and they wrote books and made movies about him. So it must be good I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 F#ck knows, but some chap did it years ago in Nottingham and they wrote books and made movies about him. So it must be good I guess. Oh I see what you're getting at.......and you can feck right off. No WAY am I wearing tights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Saint Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 I think I'd use it to scare passengers on a train. They'd sit down not realising I was already on that seat. I'd possibly even simulate farting noises by sitting next to anyone using a personal stereo too loudly. Maybe at night when I was bringing the missus a cup of tea and a piece of cake I'd use it to hide the enormous doorstep slab of delicious cake leaving her to choose the wee bit. Mainly it would be for humourous purposes. I can't think of any use for it which could be described as good. Always weird how things which sound hilariously funny in your head always look really bad when written down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 Always weird how things which sound hilariously funny in your head always look really bad when written down. Slightly more tasteful than your suggestion don't you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 So to sum up so far, if the miracle cloak did in fact come on sale at £9.99 in Argos, our good members would use it to engage in weird sex games, alcohol and violence. I'm pretty certain all of those responders were men. Don't ask me how I know........ I didn't say I'd use it for weird kinky sex games. I said I'd use it to get into Suzannah Reid's 'Strictly' dressing room. As I would be invisible, she wouldn't see me coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 I didn't say I'd use it for weird kinky sex games. I said I'd use it to get into Suzannah Reid's 'Strictly' dressing room. As I would be invisible, she wouldn't see me coming. DEARY ME!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 DEARY ME!!!!! What? Eh? Tut tut Oaksoft, twisting people's words. Ahem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 What? Eh? Tut tut Oaksoft, twisting people's words. Ahem. Phew. Thanks for clearing that up cos for a second your suggestion was coming across as weird. If you're only going to stand there watching then that's OK then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Saint Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 Slightly more tasteful than your suggestion don't you think?No, not really. It's called a joke. Heard of them? Or do you really take life THAT seriously!!?? I despair for you brother. Have some fun in life. It's good, honestly.Having said that, your bit about hiding the larger piece of cake!!!!! Comic genius! You should do stand up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 Phew. Thanks for clearing that up cos for a second your suggestion was coming across as weird. If you're only going to stand there watching then that's OK then. Just for a wee bit, then offski into Rachael Riley fae' Countdown's next door. Suzannah Reid and Rachael Riley in one programme... There is a God after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hambud Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 Oh I see what you're getting at.......and you can feck right off. No WAY am I wearing tights. you probably would if you knew nobody could see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 Your bit about hiding the larger piece of cake!!!!! Comic genius! Really? I didn't think it was that funny TBH but thanks anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted September 6, 2013 Report Share Posted September 6, 2013 you probably would if you knew nobody could see. A reasonable point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted September 6, 2013 Report Share Posted September 6, 2013 To be fair, most of the people who post on here would need to wear a cloak of invisibility to engage in any kind of sexual relations with another person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted September 6, 2013 Report Share Posted September 6, 2013 (edited) To be fair, most of the people who post on here would need to wear a cloak of invisibility to engage in any kind of sexual relations with another person. I consider myself one of the lucky few who can get it by agreeing to hang out the washing. Today, in fact, I've hung out two washing loads and will be making dinner. The forum will be one member short this evening........oh yes! Edited September 6, 2013 by oaksoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted September 6, 2013 Report Share Posted September 6, 2013 (edited) The forum will be one member short this evening........oh yes! You'll be busy bringing the washing in? ETA: I resisted the temptation to make reference to a short member.... Edited September 6, 2013 by Drew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted September 6, 2013 Report Share Posted September 6, 2013 You'll be busy bringing the washing in? Yup and the rain isn't the only thing currently ruining my day. Not 3 minutes ago, I've just found out my wife is on a night out tonight. Feck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted September 6, 2013 Report Share Posted September 6, 2013 Yup and the rain isn't the only thing currently ruining my day. Not 3 minutes ago, I've just found out my wife is on a night out tonight. Feck! At least she'll be getting it tonight then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted September 6, 2013 Report Share Posted September 6, 2013 This snottery cloak... Does it have a hood? My bald napper's a dead giveaway... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 Aye, it would narrow it down a bit. To many of us on here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 I'd kick a street mime artist to death. Do not agree with the violence but the scene in my head made me laugh out loud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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