saintnextlifetime Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 If you have Harry Snotters cloak of invisibility where's the first place you would go and what would you do. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottd Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Susanna Reid's dressing room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Susanna Reid's dressing room. This. She's on Strictly Come Dancing this season too. Starts Saturday. I'll be tuning in this time with more interest than usual! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintnextlifetime Posted September 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Susanna Reid's dressing room. You didn't say what you would do when you got there , Scott?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottd Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 You didn't say what you would do when you got there , Scott?? Not much. Mostly an observing role to begin with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 ....it's the "to begin with" statement that worries me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAWZ Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 If you have Harry Snotters cloak of invisibility where's the first place you would go and what would you do. . Cheryl Cole's bedroom to find out for sure whether or not she shaves her Seturday Sanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 Olive's bedroom and request an autograph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whydowebother Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 ....it's the "to begin with" statement that worries me!It's the fact that saintnextlifetime was keen to know what he'd do next that I found disturbing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapamythighs Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 ....it's the "to begin with" statement that worries me! its the end product of a mildly damp cloak,that worries me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam M Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 It's not what. It's who. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottd Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 ....it's the "to begin with" statement that worries me! I didn't want to sound like a total perv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 Having given it more thought, with a cloak of invisibility I could play right back for St Mirren FC against Partick Thistle FC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E=Mc2 Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 Having given it more thought, with a cloak of invisibility I could play right back for St Mirren FC against Partick Thistle FC. You would have probably been knocked down a lot. Got no fouls in your favour. But, could have kicked who you liked. Would never have been flagged offside. Picked up the ball and ran in for a goal. Received most of the passes that seem to go nowhere. Get 'im signed Danny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TediousTom Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 Obviously I would attend at every game and repeatedly rugby tackle the opposition goalkeep to allow our wonderful team to score more than enough goals per game to win the league, Scottish cup, League cup, Champions league, world club championship and Renfrewshire cup. More importantly though when we play Sellick I would follow Scott Brown around the park and repeatedly punch his weasel face and after every ten punches I would administer the move known as the "Miranda slap". I would also nip into the Sellick changing rooms and shit in Scott Browns shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted September 4, 2013 Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 Obviously I would attend at every game and repeatedly rugby tackle the opposition goalkeep to allow our wonderful team to score more than enough goals per game to win the league, Scottish cup, League cup, Champions league, world club championship and Renfrewshire cup. More importantly though when we play Sellick I would follow Scott Brown around the park and repeatedly punch his weasel face and after every ten punches I would administer the move known as the "Miranda slap". I would also nip into the Sellick changing rooms and shit in Scott Browns shoes. My moneys on Scott Brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintnextlifetime Posted September 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 It's the fact that saintnextlifetime was keen to know what he'd do next that I found disturbing What you would do is in the original title of the thread. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 (edited) Having given it more thought, with a cloak of invisibility I could play right back for St Mirren FC against Partick Thistle FC. It's an invisible "coat" ..... NOT CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meow. Edited September 5, 2013 by stlucifer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 It's an invisible "coat" ..... NOT CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meow. Sorry... but your post makes no sense. It's purrfectly pointless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 Sorry... but your post makes no sense. It's purrfectly pointless. Almost like the team then. Ooooohhh, bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Saint Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 I'd kick a street mime artist to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 Obviously I would attend at every game and repeatedly rugby tackle the opposition goalkeep to allow our wonderful team to score more than enough goals per game to win the league, Scottish cup, League cup, Champions league, world club championship and Renfrewshire cup. Eh? With your hip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 I'd kick a street mime artist to death. WTF ??? Always weird how things which sound hilariously funny in your head always look really bad when written down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 Asda etc would run out of Peroni overnight . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 So to sum up so far, if the miracle cloak did in fact come on sale at £9.99 in Argos, our good members would use it to engage in weird sex games, alcohol and violence. I'm pretty certain all of those responders were men. Don't ask me how I know........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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