shull Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 (edited) SERIOUS ASSAULT – PAISLEY Detectives at Paisley are continuing enquiries and appealing for information after a 40 year-old man was seriously assaulted in Paisley on Thursday 25 December 2014. Around 0245 hours on Thursday morning, the 40 year-old man was attacked by two men on New Street in Paisley. During the altercation the victim was forced through the window of a nearby vehicle. The injured man was taken by ambulance to the Royal Alexandria Hospital where he has been released following treatment for a number of lacerations. The suspects are described as white men, of medium height and build. The first suspect was wearing a tiger striped ‘onesie’ at the time of the attack. The second man was wearing a white ‘onesie’ with a large pink circle in the middle of the chest. Detective Constable Eric Hepburn of Paisley Police Office said today: "At this time enquiries are ongoing to establish more detail on this attack and to trace the men responsible. We are analysing available CCTV and conducting door to door enquiries.” “The outfits which were worn by the suspects are quite recognisable. It’s important we trace the men responsible so I would ask any witnesses to contact police with any information which may assist the ongoing investigation. It’s possible that these men may have been in the area earlier on the night of Christmas Eve. If you remember anyone matching the descriptions of the suspects we ask that you get in contact.” “I would ask anyone with to contact Police Scotland on the non-emergency number 101. Alternatively CRIMESTOPPERS can be contacted on 0800 555 111, where anonymity can be maintained." Edited December 26, 2014 by shull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Cunning disguises.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 FFS. Onesies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FS Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Can't wait to see the ID parade for that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Was the victim wearing a hooded pervert's apron, out cruising for Hobbits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieinEK Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Was the victim wearing a hooded pervert's apron, out cruising for Hobbits? Slow roasted Hobbit is a delicacy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kemp Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Sounds like our local superheros have been called in to action again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isle Of Bute Saint Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Hope they get the bastards that could be anyone of us attacked which proved fatal to the poor Bud after the Thistle game. The law does not come down hard enough on mindless neds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted December 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 This Thread aint getting taken seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappy coco Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Sounds like a job for Inspector Clouseau, or maybe Officer Dibble... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billymehmet1 Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Rowan street had 2 parts all taped up And guarded with police fecking christmass day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Rowan street had 2 parts all taped up And guarded with police fecking christmass day Seemingly someone got assaulted with a bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Seemingly someone got assaulted with a bottle. Didn't contain Xmas spirit then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Was the victim wearing a hooded pervert's apron, out cruising for Hobbits? Spit roasted Hobbit is a delicacy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 He started it... The courts might be needed to end it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaside Nipper Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Despite the seriousness of this incident, I keep thinking of a police report alleging a breach of the peace involving Tigger and Christopher Robin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Despite the seriousness of this incident, I keep thinking of a police report alleging a breach of the peace involving Tigger and Christopher Robin You've solved the crime. One of them was robbin the guy, and the other had his finger on the tigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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