Callum Gilhooley Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 Just now, Slartibartfast said: Ah Scania dae that. Dont be Daf. Course you can ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 Just now, Slartibartfast said: Ah Scania dae that. Of course you can,don't be Daf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 SNAP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 Great minds, Eh ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 46 minutes ago, oaksoft said: Every time I read one of your posts my IQ halves. Wont be long before I join you on single figures. Still a fecking weirdo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 5 hours ago, Slartibartfast said: As my auld granny used to say, "Fools seldom differ". Still prefer "tits come in pairs". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 18 hours ago, shull said: Piss off Tut, tut - Bellside Bud would never use language like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 Still prefer "tits come in pairs". Says the man who accuses others of being in the playground. And doesn't understand smiley's...Still too condescending? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted September 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 Anyhow, the monster hurricane is heading towards Florida. Should reduce the queues at Disney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 On Thursday, September 07, 2017 at 8:54 AM, HSS said: One of my mates was meant to be going on holiday to Cuba tomorrow.Thomas Cook cancelled their flights yesterday and he's now waiting to see what replacement holiday will be offered. He got 2 weeks in Lanzarote instead!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 Saw on the news earlier, an Englishman at a Florida airport saying he paid 8,500 pounds or dollars for a flight back to blighty. Complaining that he already had a return ticket (not for today obviously) and he wasn't sure he was getting on the plane.Whinging twat goes to hurricane zone during hurricane season and then complains cos he was charged stupid money cos he wanted an extra flight at a time of huge demand and was gullible enough to pay it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted September 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 2 hours ago, HSS said: He got 2 weeks in Lanzarote instead!!! Hope he got a refund into the deal as 2 weeks in Lanzarote is unlikely to be the same cost as Cuba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 31 minutes ago, faraway saint said: Hope he got a refund into the deal as 2 weeks in Lanzarote is unlikely to be the same cost as Cuba. Of course he did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted September 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 Just now, HSS said: Of course he did. Thanks for telling us................................eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted September 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 (edited) Seen that everyone in Florida is being told to evacuate...........................aye, easier said than done. Update, not everyone, 5.5 million people. Edited September 9, 2017 by faraway saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 23 hours ago, HSS said: Of course you can,don't be Daf. I'm going to take a SAAB in the dark and guess that this is some kind of joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 On 07/09/2017 at 10:27 AM, TPAFKATS said: Did you renew your subscription to the flat earth society? Bizarrely, when driving back from Greenock, (at great speed) one of the roadsigns on the motorway had FLAT EARTH sprayed on it. I have now noticed it in a few places. Think Oaky must be getting out more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 2 hours ago, insaintee said: I'm going to take a SAAB in the dark and guess that this is some kind of joke Any more shite puns like that and you'll be getting LeyDaf the forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 2 hours ago, insaintee said: Bizarrely, when driving back from Greenock, (at great speed) one of the roadsigns on the motorway had FLAT EARTH sprayed on it. I have now noticed it in a few places. Think Oaky must be getting out more Have you ever noticed the sign as you drive in that proclaims Gr**nock as the "Export Capital Of Scotland"? F'ck me,I've been wrong for years..........I always thought it was El D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 17 hours ago, HSS said: He got 2 weeks in Lanzarote instead!!! Cancelled Cuba and offered Lanzarote? Are they havana laugh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted September 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 You have to love the Americans....................... Florida police have warned people not to fire their weapons at Hurricane Irma after thousands responded to a Facebook event. "To clarify, DO NOT shoot weapons @ #Irma. You won’t make it turn around & it will have very dangerous side effects," the Pasco Sheriff's office tweeted late Saturday. The Facebook event is titled "Shoot at Hurricane Irma" and over 50,000 people have expressed interest in taking part. "Let’s show Irma that we shoot first," the event description says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Wonder if any of those offshore banks got blown away with tax dodgers money in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted September 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 (edited) 18 minutes ago, renfrew said: Wonder if any of those offshore banks got blown away with tax dodgers money in it Oooops. Edited September 11, 2017 by faraway saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted September 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 I see the ex pats and their families are now whining that the British government haven't done enough for them. I'm sorry, you feck of to some island in the Caribbean then expect us to bail you out? Aye, very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 51 minutes ago, faraway saint said: I see the ex pats and their families are now whining that the British government haven't done enough for them. I'm sorry, you feck of to some island in the Caribbean then expect us to bail you out? Aye, very good. Good to see the culture of dependency reaching across all classes. Imagine sitting on your arse blaming someone else for your problems. Cringe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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