Kenny P Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 If it was an old style bulb would it not have one of they strings to put it out He wasn't that bright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kemp Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 This thread reminds me of a great wee video that my Romanian mate at work directed me to. When The Lights Go Out Enjoy the Romanian humour I quite enjoyed that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gudmunder Posted January 1, 2008 Report Share Posted January 1, 2008 He put WATT up his arse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flareybob Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 This was a true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 Thing is , they couldnt find the rest of the table lamp it was screwed into !! Ouch ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exiledfan Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 Obvious question why is a 4 year old thread active again and why would anyone be searching fir a story about light bulbs up the arse. The Internet baffles me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracy Barlow Loyal Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 I really don't think it would be possible to get a light bulb up your arse without it shattering (the bulb). Course, it depends on the arse. Correct. Erm, I mean, so I've heard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iTony Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Correct. Erm, I mean, so I've heard... If ever there was a post that convinced me that "Tracy Barlow Loyal" was one of Faraway Saint's aliases, this is it. What a sad little man he must be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaside Nipper Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Ask Davidkennedyshand over on Pie & Bovril. He used to work for Curdy And it definitely happened. When I heard this it was intimated that it was an orange that was inserted well into his r sole canal and the inserter was a female work colleague. It allegedly occurred in a room at "the Hilton.".......... Alas me not being one for idle gossip , I'm not too sure, other than that when the fruit loop lived in a certain part of the country I was aware that he woke one morning to observe a fair number of oranges discarded on his front lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond our ken Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Remember something years ago like this. Think it was Bryce Curdy? he was a mazda presenter it must have got osrammed in there i wonder, was it a screw-fit or bayonet connection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 If ever there was a post that convinced me that "Tracy Barlow Loyal" was one of Faraway Saint's aliases, this is it. What a sad little man he must be. Obvious question why is a 4 year old thread active again and why would anyone be searching fir a story about light bulbs up the arse. The Internet baffles me Deja vu. Again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iTony Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Deja vu. Again... As you quoted me directly, I shall reply even although I'm a busy man for people of your ilk. If you had been following this section of the website recently, you will have noticed a thread about Pitchers Sports (which I found quite interesting actually as I never knew there had been a "shootout" there once upon a time). In this thread about Pitchers Sports, someone put a link to this thread and so I read this thread and noticed that a person who Faraway Saint used to mention a lot had posted and after I read this person's post I thought it looked like the type of post he would normally make. As for you quoting "exiledfan", isn't his post out of date now, given that time has moved on since he posted it, or maybe it hasn't in Renfrew, given what Renfrew is like... If you can't follow threads and sections of a website properly, it makes me wonder who accesses it and posts on your behalf. Cherry bye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 Do you even know what "deja vu" means? Thought not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 ...even although I'm a busy man for people of your ilk. Yet you posted this You see, this is what sets me apart from most posters on here. I don't look at the contributor before I read the post. I judge whether I "like" a post based on its content and not who the contributor was. You're full of contradictions, aren't you. Or the drugs are wearing off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 Do you even know what "deja vu" means? Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 Aye, a 4 way street right enough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 Do you even know what "deja vu" means? Thought not. I bet that if you posted an explanation of it, he'd soon say he recognised the explanation.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 (edited) Aren't you paying attention? It's a CSNY album, everyone knows that...just like everybody knows this is nowhere. Or 25% do, anyway. Edited July 29, 2015 by salmonbuddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 Aren't you paying attention? It's a CSNY album, everyone knows that...just like everybody knows this is nowhere. Or 25% do, anyway. I WAS paying attention.... I just looked at you and... sigh(ed), ...and know you love me. I paraphrase, but I've been on the road and it's a code that I can live by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 he was a mazda presenter it must have got osrammed in there i wonder, was it a screw-fit or bayonet connection? Do you think he had to stand on his stool when changing it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 Do you think he had to stand on his stool when changing it? I thought I was the only hombre capable of standing on my tool whilst changing a light bulb...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 I bet that if you posted an explanation of it, he'd soon say he recognised the explanation.... Aren't you paying attention? It's a CSNY album, everyone knows that...just like everybody knows this is nowhere. Or 25% do, anyway. I WAS paying attention.... I just looked at you and... sigh(ed), ...and know you love me. I paraphrase, but I've been on the road and it's a code that I can live by. Looks like you pair are helpless..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iTony Posted August 1, 2015 Report Share Posted August 1, 2015 (edited) Yet you posted this You're full of contradictions, aren't you. Or the drugs are wearing off... Not at all, Salmonbuddie. I clicked on the "like" button beside St. Lucifer's post without looking to see who had posted it. I then clicked on the "reply" button and replied to it and when I did that, the first thing I noticed was who had made the post and that it was St. Lucifer. This also applied when I hit the "reply" button beside your post and noticed your name, although to be fair I can always recognise posts by you, Cockles, FTOF and Slartibartfast because you all post the same bigoted, homophobic, Natsi, Nazi, racist, sexist nonsense on every thread and throw in a bunch of smilies for good measure... ETA. I also like the fact that you are now asking people questions without giving them the time and opportunity to answer you. That is very Faraway Saint-esque, I must say. Indeed, you could say that it is "déjà vu"... Edited August 1, 2015 by iTony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted August 1, 2015 Report Share Posted August 1, 2015 What? That doesn't even make sense. Oh, hang on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted August 1, 2015 Report Share Posted August 1, 2015 ...you all post the same bigoted, homophobic, Natsi, Nazi, racist, sexist nonsense on every thread... Aye, go on then, show me some of mine. No? Thought not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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