Balmullo Bud Posted November 23, 2018 Report Posted November 23, 2018 Haven’t heard it in a while, but it still makes me laugh. Classic. Quote
Cornwall_Saint Posted December 2, 2018 Report Posted December 2, 2018 From a few years back now but I still love this one. Quote
faraway saint Posted December 8, 2018 Report Posted December 8, 2018 (edited) Didnae work! Edited December 8, 2018 by faraway saint Quote
Cornwall_Saint Posted December 11, 2018 Report Posted December 11, 2018 26 minutes ago, Saint_Sad said: This is the way to bring up children................ Haha, reminds me of this one I seen yesterday... Quote
St.Ricky Posted December 19, 2018 Report Posted December 19, 2018 Christmas Cracker Jokes. Number 1. What does President Trump do when he pulls a cracker? Answer : Phones his lawyer. Quote
HSS Posted December 19, 2018 Report Posted December 19, 2018 2 hours ago, St.Ricky said: Christmas Cracker Jokes. Number 1. What does President Trump do when he pulls a cracker? Answer : Phones his lawyer. Have you pulled yours already? Quote
Cornwall_Saint Posted December 20, 2018 Report Posted December 20, 2018 Hibernian v...Christmas apparently Quote
Eric Arthur Blair Posted January 4, 2019 Report Posted January 4, 2019 American commentator in this horse race. Quote
Cornwall_Saint Posted January 6, 2019 Report Posted January 6, 2019 New signing for St Johnstone Quote
shull Posted January 6, 2019 Author Report Posted January 6, 2019 45 minutes ago, Cornwall_Saint said: New signing for St Johnstone His brother played in Goals for St Johnstone in 2001. Quote
The Original 59er Posted January 9, 2019 Report Posted January 9, 2019 I've always liked this sketch Quote
shull Posted July 17, 2019 Author Report Posted July 17, 2019 Fair play to the Travel News dude on Radio Scotland. He says... " Take care on the M77 at the Newton Mearns junction as there are ladders on the southbound carriageway. Police are taking steps to remove them. " Quote
shull Posted August 30, 2019 Author Report Posted August 30, 2019 My misses has left me because of my obsession with horse racing.. she's at the gate.. and she's off.. Quote
whydowebother Posted October 24, 2019 Report Posted October 24, 2019 Ordered St Mirren wrapping paper today 2 packs £6£5:95 postage Somebody is having a laugh [emoji38] Quote
oaksoft Posted November 24, 2019 Report Posted November 24, 2019 I bought one of those 3-D printers at the weekend. It prints bacon sandwiches. I tried to print one this morning but it had run out of oink. Quote
Russian Saint Posted December 1, 2019 Report Posted December 1, 2019 First Christmas [emoji319][emoji319][emoji319] Joke, time for the silly season to start! [emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter [emoji56][emoji56][emoji56] at the pearly gates.'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You musteach possess something that symbolizes Christmas to getinto heaven.' [emoji123][emoji123][emoji123]The Englishman [emoji848][emoji848][emoji848] fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.The Scotsman [emoji848][emoji848][emoji848] reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.The Irishman [emoji848][emoji848][emoji848] started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow andasked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'Paddy replied, 'These are Carols.' Quote
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