faraway saint Posted November 17, 2018 Report Share Posted November 17, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Balmullo Bud Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 Haven’t heard it in a while, but it still makes me laugh. Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Arthur Blair Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cornwall_Saint Posted December 2, 2018 Report Share Posted December 2, 2018 From a few years back now but I still love this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 (edited) Didnae work! Edited December 8, 2018 by faraway saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornwall_Saint Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 26 minutes ago, Saint_Sad said: This is the way to bring up children................ Haha, reminds me of this one I seen yesterday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornwall_Saint Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Ricky Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 Christmas Cracker Jokes. Number 1. What does President Trump do when he pulls a cracker? Answer : Phones his lawyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 2 hours ago, St.Ricky said: Christmas Cracker Jokes. Number 1. What does President Trump do when he pulls a cracker? Answer : Phones his lawyer. Have you pulled yours already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornwall_Saint Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 Hibernian v...Christmas apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Arthur Blair Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 [emoji3] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Arthur Blair Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 American commentator in this horse race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornwall_Saint Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 New signing for St Johnstone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted January 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 45 minutes ago, Cornwall_Saint said: New signing for St Johnstone His brother played in Goals for St Johnstone in 2001. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original 59er Posted January 9, 2019 Report Share Posted January 9, 2019 I've always liked this sketch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted May 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted July 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 Fair play to the Travel News dude on Radio Scotland. He says... " Take care on the M77 at the Newton Mearns junction as there are ladders on the southbound carriageway. Police are taking steps to remove them. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted August 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 My misses has left me because of my obsession with horse racing.. she's at the gate.. and she's off.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whydowebother Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 Ordered St Mirren wrapping paper today 2 packs £6£5:95 postage Somebody is having a laugh [emoji38] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 I bought one of those 3-D printers at the weekend. It prints bacon sandwiches. I tried to print one this morning but it had run out of oink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russian Saint Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 First Christmas [emoji319][emoji319][emoji319] Joke, time for the silly season to start! [emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter [emoji56][emoji56][emoji56] at the pearly gates.'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You musteach possess something that symbolizes Christmas to getinto heaven.' [emoji123][emoji123][emoji123]The Englishman [emoji848][emoji848][emoji848] fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.The Scotsman [emoji848][emoji848][emoji848] reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.The Irishman [emoji848][emoji848][emoji848] started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow andasked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'Paddy replied, 'These are Carols.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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