Eric Arthur Blair 5,623 Report post Posted January 4, 2019 American commentator in this horse race. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornwall_Saint 4,024 Report post Posted January 6, 2019 New signing for St Johnstone 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shull 29,766 Report post Posted January 6, 2019 45 minutes ago, Cornwall_Saint said: New signing for St Johnstone His brother played in Goals for St Johnstone in 2001. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Original 59er 821 Report post Posted January 9, 2019 I've always liked this sketch 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shull 29,766 Report post Posted May 25, 2019 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shull 29,766 Report post Posted July 17, 2019 Fair play to the Travel News dude on Radio Scotland. He says... " Take care on the M77 at the Newton Mearns junction as there are ladders on the southbound carriageway. Police are taking steps to remove them. " 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shull 29,766 Report post Posted August 30, 2019 My misses has left me because of my obsession with horse racing.. she's at the gate.. and she's off.. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HSS 11,162 Report post Posted October 23, 2019 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whydowebother 6,584 Report post Posted October 24, 2019 Ordered St Mirren wrapping paper today 2 packs £6£5:95 postage Somebody is having a laugh 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oaksoft 11,547 Report post Posted November 24, 2019 I bought one of those 3-D printers at the weekend. It prints bacon sandwiches. I tried to print one this morning but it had run out of oink. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Russian Saint 991 Report post Posted December 1, 2019 First Christmas Joke, time for the silly season to start! Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You musteach possess something that symbolizes Christmas to getinto heaven.' The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow andasked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'Paddy replied, 'These are Carols.' 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HSS 11,162 Report post Posted December 1, 2019 ^^^^^^^^; Christmas 1961? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shull 29,766 Report post Posted February 23 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faraway saint 27,132 Report post Posted February 24 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stlucifer 5,814 Report post Posted March 20 A Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, the Pope, Nicola Sturgeon and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and theres only 4 parachutes. Trump said I need one. I’ve to sort out the USA!’ Takes one and jumps The pope said ‘I need one, I've to sort out the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps. Boris said ‘I’m the smartest man in England.’ He takes one and jumps. Nicola said to the ten year old "you can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting". The 10 year old said "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in England took my school bag 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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