HSS Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 ^^^^^^^^; Christmas 1961? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stlucifer Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 A Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, the Pope, Nicola Sturgeon and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and theres only 4 parachutes. Trump said I need one. I’ve to sort out the USA!’ Takes one and jumps The pope said ‘I need one, I've to sort out the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps. Boris said ‘I’m the smartest man in England.’ He takes one and jumps. Nicola said to the ten year old "you can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting". The 10 year old said "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in England took my school bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shull Posted April 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 Some great ideas from George Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieinEK Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 I've created a new cocktail.I call it the Doolally Donald.Please don't try it at home though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 48 minutes ago, BuddieinEK said: I've created a new cocktail. I call it the Doolally Donald. Please don't try it at home though! Let's be honest. If you're daft enough to buy the Sun, you're gonna drink the Dettol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 Not sure you'll get funnier than this though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 (edited) She makes Diane Abbott seem like a bloody genius. What was the figure Priti (vacant)? Four thousand, seventy hundred and thirty three? Edited April 25, 2020 by stlucifer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieinEK Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 Let's be honest. If you're daft enough to buy the Sun, you're gonna drink the Dettol.I don't read it but Doolally Donald said the sun would help! [emoji12] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlucifer Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 It seems the BBC can't translate from Scottish.😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted May 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 You cannae stop us laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Russian Saint Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 Looks like Craig Samson on the lookout for a new club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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faraway saint Posted July 15, 2020 Report Share Posted July 15, 2020 Soup for me.......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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