The Funny As Feck Thread

[HSS]

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Christmas 1961?

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[faraway saint]

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[stlucifer]

A Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, the Pope, Nicola Sturgeon and a ten year old school boy.
The plane is about to crash and theres only 4 parachutes.
Trump said I need one. I’ve to sort out the USA!’ Takes one and jumps
The pope said ‘I need one, I've to sort out the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.
Boris said ‘I’m the smartest man in England.’ He takes one and jumps.
Nicola said to the ten year old "you can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting".
The 10 year old said "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in England took my school bag

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[eastlandssaint]

 

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Some great ideas from George  

 

[BuddieinEK]

I've created a new cocktail.

I call it the Doolally Donald.

Please don't try it at home though!

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48 minutes ago, BuddieinEK said:

I've created a new cocktail.

I call it the Doolally Donald.

Please don't try it at home though!

Let's be honest. If you're daft enough to buy the Sun, you're gonna drink the Dettol.

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Not sure you'll get funnier than this though.

 

 

[stlucifer]

She makes Diane Abbott seem like a bloody genius.

What was the figure Priti (vacant)? Four thousand, seventy hundred and thirty three?

 

Edited April 25, 2020 by stlucifer

[BuddieinEK]

Let's be honest. If you're daft enough to buy the Sun, you're gonna drink the Dettol.

I don't read it but Doolally Donald said the sun would help! [emoji12]

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It seems the BBC can't translate from Scottish.😅

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You cannae stop us laughing

 

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[Russian Saint]

Looks like Craig Samson on the lookout for a new club.

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[St.Ricky]

 

[faraway saint]

Soup for me..........................

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