antrin Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 To find out if I'm still.. able... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 42 minutes ago, antrin said: To find out if I'm still.. able... Seriously? At your age? Haven't you got more interesting things to do with your time? An 80 year old gagging for a shagging is just a bit sad really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 20 minutes ago, Yflab said: What’s wrong with shagging at that age? It’s a great form of exercise and I’m sure serial shaggers like Mick Shagger Jagger (77) and Rod Stewart (75) are still going strong in that department. Just because you are no good at it doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t enjoy ourselves. Here below are some benefits we enjoy you boring fecker. https://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/guide/sex-and-health#1 His wife put a stop to that years ago, even she cringed. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Yflab said: Just because you are no good at it doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t enjoy ourselves. Here below are some benefits we enjoy you boring fecker. https://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/guide/sex-and-health#1 A form of exercise... Hey if, like the article says, you find it wards off osteoporosis and takes your mind off your crippling, arthritic joint pains then wire in. Fortunately for you, the article confirms that you don't need anyone else with you to indulge. As for me, I'm away to take a wire brush and dettol to my brain to try and wash away the thought of your chickeny scrotum banging away like a man pathetically trying to recapture his youth. Brrrrrr. Edited October 20, 2020 by oaksoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 (edited) It's coming - the influential CPS think tank founded by Keith Richards during his drug fuelled 70s heyday and beloved of Margaret Thatcher is still a major influence on Conservative policy. Wonder how far down the list rich tax avoiders, many of whom give the Tories substantial bungs, are? Cut child benefit to spare tax increases - gotta luv those Victorian values... Quote A right-of-centre thinktank with close links to Downing Street has called for the pensions triple lock to be scrapped, the aid budget to be cut and child benefit further limited as part of £30bn worth of spending cuts designed to spare the UK from post Covid-19 tax increases. The Centre for Policy Studies (CPS) said its nine-point plan would ensure that the government was getting value for money and ensure that frontline services were protected as the Treasury took steps to repair the public finances. Edited October 21, 2020 by Bud the Baker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTOF Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/oct/21/government-covid-contracts-britain-nhs-corporate-executives-test-and-trace?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 (edited) Finished N/S on Monday morning & needed to see GP so phoned up for remote consultation when I got up at 11am but was put in queue, had to get my flu jab in the afternoon so was out when GP called back and missed said consultation. Tuesday got consultation & prescription sent to local pharmacy, however delivery of the prescription to pharmacy was late so I was told to come Wednesday afternoon. Wednesday morning had to go into self-isolation - phone pharmacists to see if alternative delivery arrangement could be made, was told I could come, I asked if they were sure and they said they'd check. 2mins later they called to say that no I was to self isolate but that they could deliver prescription tomorrow noonish. As Ringo Starr said "It Don't Come Easy" but thanx to everyone as no crockery was broken! Edited October 21, 2020 by Bud the Baker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 It's getting to the point when I'm no fun anymore so I've decided to revert to being a hippie.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 From the days when tank tops ruled the world... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 Scuse me while I kiss these guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 Grandson's test back in under 24 hours and it's negative which means I can go back to work tomorrow. 😙 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 This is me..................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 Should you sanitise your hands before you use a hand sanitiser?Asking for a friend. [emoji1] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slarti Posted October 27, 2020 Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 This is me.....................[emoji38] Agreed, it's the public. [emoji14] One good thing, I don't go shopping anymore, no need for two people to go to the supermarket. The last time I went was way back when the great British public were emptying the shelves, so I had to see for myself how stupid these people were. It was frightening. Hmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Slarti said: Hmmm. Aye, substitute store for garage when I do my weekly full up on petrol. There's been a couple of furniture shopping trips to Dundee. Glad you're that interested. 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slarti Posted October 27, 2020 Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 Aye, substitute store for garage when I do my weekly full up on petrol. There's been a couple of furniture shopping trips to Dundee. Glad you're that interested. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Hmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougJamie Posted October 27, 2020 Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 13 hours ago, faraway saint said: This is me..................... Well they should clean their hands before they touch their masks....ignorance.... death of humanity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted October 27, 2020 Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 HSBC had set aside between $8bn and $13bn for bad loans as it expects more people and businesses to default on their repayments because of the Covid-19 pandemic. https://www.bbc.com/news/business-54700837 Sadly we are only seeing the start of the financial impact of this pandemic on the human race. There will be increased job losses, house repossessions, rent arrears, homelessness, bankruptcies and suicides. [emoji25] I hope everyone on here gets out of this relatively unscathed. Think a lot of it is down to continuing macroeconomic and geopolitical uncertainty. [emoji848] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slarti Posted October 27, 2020 Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 3 hours ago, Cookie Monster said: Think a lot of it is down to continuing macroeconomic and geopolitical uncertainty. Now we know you're kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Monster Posted October 27, 2020 Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 Now we know you're kidding. [emoji38]Got an email today from my CO using those big words so they must be true. [emoji6] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slarti Posted October 27, 2020 Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 47 minutes ago, Cookie Monster said: Got an email today from my CO using those big words so they must be true. Can't beat a bit of plagiarism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALBIONSAINT Posted November 1, 2020 Report Share Posted November 1, 2020 27 minutes ago, theknickerwetter said: http://credence.org/Eblast/301020/WOTW.mp4 Excellent article on the BBC about this today, apparently we are to be empathetic to you! y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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faraway saint Posted November 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 New design feature........................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 On 10/27/2020 at 8:23 AM, Yflab said: HSBC had set aside between $8bn and $13bn for bad loans as it expects more people and businesses to default on their repayments because of the Covid-19 pandemic. https://www.bbc.com/news/business-54700837 Sadly we are only seeing the start of the financial impact of this pandemic on the human race. There will be increased job losses, house repossessions, rent arrears, homelessness, bankruptcies and suicides. 😪 I hope everyone on here gets out of this relatively unscathed. and to think most only saved for a rainy day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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