RickMcD Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 Do you ever see a headline that just grabs you? There's one in the Home section on the Beeb's news site that reads 'Tourism Map Looks Like a Penis'. And so it does. with the knackers attached too. It's Berkhamsted in Herts. Probably a joke in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 I wish i had ignored the Topic Title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted August 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-28783990 I badly need to get one of my kids to show me how to add things like yon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickMcD Posted August 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 Is there an earlier stage than the beginners one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykey Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 seems my wife was right enough - Waitrose are the bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 The headline that always grabs my attention is 'latest financial crisis at The Rangers'.... Gives me a good laugh to see Green and maybe Whyte still sniffing around the rotting carcass. Another new one is 'Edinburgh panda could be pregnant'. Last year they kept the pretence going for months. Keep merchandise sales up and turnstiles clicking. They've just announced the latest 'she's gonnae' have baby pandas' bullshit. Put it this way, I'm not expecting the pitter patter of panda paws down Corstorphine way anytime soon. A third headline that would shock me is 'Super Saints Score Six'. More chance of a baby panda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isle Of Bute Saint Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 'You Buddie Beauty' This will be in the press one week on Sunday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linwood buddie Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTVQLbvjlpYhMi9cbq14NXzebDHxDYx8f10TmPlgUA1pB2feCS1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 "World war two bomber found on moon vanishes" & it was accompanied by a photo of the Moon with NO WWII bomber on it which was more than enough proof !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 DFS sofa sale - must end Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 2 great sporting headlines....... Super Caley Go Ballistic...... And from the Manchester Evening News a few years ago....... City Lose 7 Goal Thriller....... Result-Liverpool 6 Man City 1. (ok,I made the 2nd one up) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whydowebother Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 The headline that always grabs my attention is 'latest financial crisis at The Rangers'.... Gives me a good laugh to see Green and maybe Whyte still sniffing around the rotting carcass. Another new one is 'Edinburgh panda could be pregnant'. Last year they kept the pretence going for months. Keep merchandise sales up and turnstiles clicking. They've just announced the latest 'she's gonnae' have baby pandas' bullshit. Put it this way, I'm not expecting the pitter patter of panda paws down Corstorphine way anytime soon. A third headline that would shock me is 'Super Saints Score Six'. More chance of a baby panda. More chance of the Paisley Panda giving birth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 The headline that always grabs my attention is 'latest financial crisis at The Rangers'.... Gives me a good laugh to see Green and maybe Whyte still sniffing around the rotting carcass. Another new one is 'Edinburgh panda could be pregnant'. Last year they kept the pretence going for months. Keep merchandise sales up and turnstiles clicking. They've just announced the latest 'she's gonnae' have baby pandas' bullshit. Put it this way, I'm not expecting the pitter patter of panda paws down Corstorphine way anytime soon. A third headline that would shock me is 'Super Saints Score Six'. More chance of a baby panda. On BBC news today...'Panda probably had miscarriage'... Aye, sure she did. Come back in August 2015 my forum friends... Embra' Zoo will be at it again with 'the panda's up the duff' shoite... Gotta' keep those turnstiles clicking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 On BBC news today...'Panda probably had miscarriage'... Aye, sure she did. Come back in August 2015 my forum friends... Embra' Zoo will be at it again with 'the panda's up the duff' shoite... Gotta' keep those turnstiles clicking! Indeed, how's Nessie doing ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linwood buddie Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 Indeed, how's Nessie doing ? Applied for the Ross County job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 On 15/08/2014 at 0:15 PM, pozbaird said: The headline that always grabs my attention is 'latest financial crisis at The Rangers'.... Gives me a good laugh to see Green and maybe Whyte still sniffing around the rotting carcass. Another new one is 'Edinburgh panda could be pregnant'. Last year they kept the pretence going for months. Keep merchandise sales up and turnstiles clicking. They've just announced the latest 'she's gonnae' have baby pandas' bullshit. Put it this way, I'm not expecting the pitter patter of panda paws down Corstorphine way anytime soon. A third headline that would shock me is 'Super Saints Score Six'. More chance of a baby panda. Telt' ye!... post above - three years ago. Link below - three minutes ago... end of summer, tourists thin on the ground, ticket sales to see the pandas going down... time to trot out the annual 'panda up the duff' headline! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-41039651 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 21 hours ago, pozbaird said: Telt' ye!... post above - three years ago. Link below - three minutes ago... end of summer, tourists thin on the ground, ticket sales to see the pandas going down... time to trot out the annual 'panda up the duff' headline! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-41039651 Uh-oh. Who'd have thunk it... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-41052062 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougJamie Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond our ken Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 Trumped you all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 On 25/08/2017 at 3:00 PM, pozbaird said: Uh-oh. Who'd have thunk it... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-41052062 STV news, two minutes ago - panda isnae' up the duff. No baby pandas. For the sixth year in a row, panda not with child.... tune in again in mid-August 2018 when the summer tourist season has slowed down again and everyone visiting Edinburgh is in a venue watching poncey shite at the festival. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 On 15/08/2014 at 11:09 AM, RickMcD said: Do you ever see a headline that just grabs you? There's one in the Home section on the Beeb's news site that reads 'Tourism Map Looks Like a Penis'. And so it does. with the knackers attached too. It's Berkhamsted in Herts. Probably a joke in there. If it's a picture of a cock you are after, you can't get much better than the map of Scandinavia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Just now, oaksoft said: If it's a picture of a cock you are after, you can't get much better than the map of Scandinavia. If yours looks like that , i`d seek medical help fast if i were you ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 7 minutes ago, Callum Gilhooley said: If yours looks like that , i`d seek medical help fast if i were you ! Whit? Apart from the "split end" it looks very cocklike to me but then I dont spend much time looking at them online in "incognito mode" when my wife is at the shops taking the kids with her and leaving me in peace for a couple of happy hours......ahem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FS Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Is it true in roman times that Sweden was known as Bellendium ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Not sure if this one has been posted yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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