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About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."

How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant.

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I went for a job interview at a Blacksmiths.

The guy asked me if I had any experience shoeing horses.

I said no but I once told a donkey to f**k off.

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