The Funny As Feck Thread

[Eric Arthur Blair]

A poof goes into a butchers and asks "Can I have a mince round?".

The butcher says "aye, feel free".

[TediousTom]

ADIS

Don't die of dyslexia

 

[saintnextlifetime]

I  hear there is a new deli. .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

. .in India. .

[shull]

 

[Sgt Schultz]

What about the dyslexic pimp that bought a warehouse.

[BaldyOzBud]

4 hours ago, Sgt Schultz said:

What about the dyslexic pimp that bought a warehouse.

Or the Dyslexic devil worshiper that sold his soul to Santa.

[Pepé Le Pew]

How do you define 144 Morton fans?

- Gross Stupidity

[Guest TPAFKATS]

How do you define 144 Morton fans?
- Gross Stupidity

Due to the "offensive" nature of your post, you are hereby banned from posting on this thread until the end of the season.

[DougJamie]

About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."

How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant.

 

[Pepé Le Pew]

A pirate goes to the doctor to get the moles checked on his back. The doctor says, "There's nothing to worry about, they're benign."

The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!"

[shull]

[shull]

5 minutes ago, faraway saint said:

Why is it only the subs are getting paid? 

[HSS]

I went for a job interview at a Blacksmiths.

The guy asked me if I had any experience shoeing horses.

I said no but I once told a donkey to f**k off.

[HSS]

I never got the job.

[Guest TPAFKATS]

I went for a job interview at a Blacksmiths.
The guy asked me if I had any experience shoeing horses.
I said no but I once told a donkey to f**k off.

That's been about for donkey's

[salmonbuddie]

That's been about for donkey's

Did he make an ass of it? (Just for shull, to prove he was right to change the title).

[Eric Arthur Blair]

On 21/11/2017 at 3:04 AM, BaldyOzBud said:

Or the Dyslexic devil worshiper that sold his soul to Santa.

Or the dyslexic rugby scout who came back from New Zealand with Joanna Lumley.

[Eric Arthur Blair]

On 21/11/2017 at 3:04 AM, BaldyOzBud said:

Or the Dyslexic devil worshiper that sold his soul to Santa.

Or the dyslexic football fan who went to South Africa and blew into a Zulu's vulva.

[shull]

8 minutes ago, cockles1987 said:

 

If the score was 1-0 then no one else scored 

Stupid question 

 

[shull]

Keep Calm And Oh Feck It, Enjoy Some Craic.

23 hrs · 

Irishman went to a pet shop and asked
how many budgies were in stock. "We
have 99" replied the shop owner "Give
us the lot" said the Irish man, paid for
them and left. He went to a tailors
shop and had 99 pockets sewn into a
jacket, put a budgie in each pocket,
went up to the Post Office Tower and
jumped off. He hit the ground with an
almighty smack and lay there groaning
until a passer-by came and asked him
what had happened. "I don't know sur"
he replied "but that's the last time I try
that budgie jumping"

[Johnny Rep]

My grans mouse Elvis died last week, got caught in a trap.

[Johnny Rep]

My nickname at school was lemonade, I stayed in the high flats 7 up.

[Deekthebuddie]

What E.T short for? Because he's only got wee legs

[stlucifer]

A Scotsman tells his mate he's getting married and has decided to wear a kilt.

His mate asks, "What's the tartan".

He replies,"She's wearing a white dress"

[shull]