Centre Spot Jobby Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 15 years ago. I done a shite, a big steaming shite and squeezed it out on Love St's centre spot. I do wonder what ever happened to the shite, or indeed if it was even noticed at all among the shite all around. Toodle pip Skunks See ye all the 'morrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 15 years ago. I done a shite, a big steaming shite and squeezed it out on Love St's centre spot. I do wonder what ever happened to the shite, or indeed if it was even noticed at all among the shite all around. Toodle pip Skunks See ye all the 'morrow. Did you name it Rajamaki? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Spot Jobby Posted August 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Did you name it Rajamaki? Naw....Fat Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Can't even spell jobbie accurately. f**king bottom feeder! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Decent thread to be fair. Good effort all round. Took the trouble to create a themed username to match the content of the post. I give this 8.5 / 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Spot Jobby Posted August 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Can't even spell jobbie accurately. f**king bottom feeder! Silly Skunk. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jobby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Spot Jobby Posted August 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Decent thread to be fair. Good effort all round. Took the trouble to create a themed username to match the content of the post. I give this 8.5 / 10. The truth is out. I gave my shite 10/10 for appearance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendo Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 15 years ago. I done a shite, a big steaming shite and squeezed it out on Love St's centre spot. I do wonder what ever happened to the shite, or indeed if it was even noticed at all among the shite all around. Toodle pip Skunks See ye all the 'morrow. Even my three year old is potty trained. Guess they are a bit slow down Greenock way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 The truth is out. I gave my shite 10/10 for appearance. I like you. You're funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JM1 Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 #someboi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Spot Jobby Posted August 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Even my three year old is potty trained. Guess they are a bit slow down Greenock way. You have a potty trained three year old? By three my lad was out earning his corn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Oh how I've missed the competitive Derby Matches . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JM1 Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Well I'm absolutely fuming over here. That's got me right wound up for tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 You have a potty trained three year old? By three my lad was out earning his corn. Glad to hear it. Needs to earn a few bob to support the three weans he fathered with three different Greenock birds' at the age of fifteen. Good lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dardo Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Awww, its nice that the wee souls are getting all excited. First time that their biggest game of the season is occurring during the season - rather than as a wee pre-season game, which its been for the last 15 years. Bless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 You have a potty trained three year old? By three my lad was out earning his corn. By earning his corn, I assume you mean picking it out of your shite. Anyway, quite an achievement if true, I've heard smackheads only really shit fizzy water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 (edited) 15 years ago. I done a shite, a big steaming shite and squeezed it out on Love St's centre spot. I do wonder what ever happened to the shite, or indeed if it was even noticed at all among the shite all around. Toodle pip Skunks See ye all the 'morrow. We definitely don't have enough children posting on this forum. You tweens are like a breath of fresh air. Posting on the internet must make a nice change from using crayons eh? Did your mummy buy you a nice big keyboard so your knuckles don't hit the other keys when you type? Edited August 20, 2015 by oaksoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 The truth is out. I gave my shite 10/10 for appearance. It was 10/10 as it was the spitting image of you, well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopCat Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 #Bantasaurus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soctty Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 (edited) 15 years ago. I done a shite, a big steaming shite and squeezed it out on Love St's centre spot. I do wonder what ever happened to the shite, or indeed if it was even noticed at all among the shite all around. Toodle pip Skunks See ye all the 'morrow. Yer maw took it hame fur yer pudding, to follow yer deid rat surprise ye hud fur yer dinner. Edited August 20, 2015 by Soctty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Spot Jobby Posted August 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Glad to hear it. Needs to earn a few bob to support the three weans he fathered with three different Greenock birds' at the age of fifteen. Good lad. Not wearing that, there is not a 15 year in Greenock without a foursome brood. By earning his corn, I assume you mean picking it out of your shite. Anyway, quite an achievement if true, I've heard smackheads only really shit fizzy water. Dinnae like corn, i mean, c'mon how are you meant to swallow a cob whole? Mibbe with your gub. We definitely don't have enough children posting on this forum. You tweens are like a breath of fresh air. Posting on the internet must make a nice change from using crayons eh? Did your mummy buy you a nice big keyboard so your knuckles don't hit the other keys when you type? Waaaaaa, i'm getting my da on to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Spot Jobby Posted August 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 It was 10/10 as it was the spitting image of you, well done. Says the man who has an avator as a burd. well done. Yer maw took it hame fur yer pudding, to follow yer deid rat surprise ye hud fur yer dinner. slurp...cannie wait for my tea noo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Waaaaaa, i'm getting my da on to you. I'd doubt that, ah mean, could be anybody couldn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Says the man who has an avator as a burd. well done. How do you know I'm a man, ya trumpet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doakes Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 You spelt jobbie wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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