kevo_smfc Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbie Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 In ten years or so of posting on this forum, this thread is right up there with the best. On many levels. Well done sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieinEK Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 Just wish the OP had sent us his story for 'my Love Street memories' in the Final Chapter book. We'd have run with it... Unless Drew threw a strop about jobbies v jobbys. Just wish the OP had sent us his story for 'my Love Street memories' in the Final Chapter book. We'd have run with it... Unless Drew threw a strop about jobbies v jobbys. tosser!!!! It is jobby vs jobbie... plurals is a different shitty argument altogether!!! (although the grumpy baldy one will be wrong as usual!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 (edited) Faraway is the avatar. It's the smell of fish that puts me off. You've changed..................... Edited August 21, 2015 by faraway saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zurich_allan Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 This has to be Jens Paeslack, just another way he shat on the club during his time here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 This has to be Jens Paeslack, just another way he shat on the club during his time here. You better watch what you're saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Spot Jobby Posted August 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 (edited) You'll need to distract him from shagging your sister first. If he's as fat as yer maw then I'd fancy my chances over 100 metres. Did you actually pay for that patter? I'd be asking for a refund. Has anyone pointed out that it should really be lovestreet's centre spotzo. And who is to say he didn't pay the filthy wee Greenock skank to do it. I was not paid a bean for my magnificent shite. Who can blame CSJ for his indiscretion 15 years ago? Probably not used to being in a professional football club's ground which comes complete with toilet facilities. I tried to squeeze it out in the north bank shed first..but couldn't quite get the cigar through the hoop...but just as i jogged across your beloved now gone turf the need grew to an overwhelming state and out she popped. It was like a big dug shite only ranker. 37084834.jpg Aye, ah did, so ah did. Edited August 21, 2015 by Centre Spot Jobby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I'm impressed. Someone from Greenock who is (albeit barely) sentient before 2pm. Nah, I'm not to be fooled, this is without question an alias. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovestreet Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 15 years ago. I done a shite, a big steaming shite and squeezed it out on Love St's centre spot. I do wonder what ever happened to the shite, or indeed if it was even noticed at all among the shite all around. Toodle pip Skunks See ye all the 'morrow. You manky bastard you said you wouldn't tell anyone about our dirty games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Spot Jobby Posted August 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I'm impressed. Someone from Greenock who is (albeit barely) sentient before 2pm. Nah, I'm not to be fooled, this is without question an alias. Like playing with trout. You manky bastard you said you wouldn't tell anyone about our dirty games 2 cups, one pitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapamythighs Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 You have a potty trained three year old? By three my lad was out earning his corn. homosexual peadophilia is scorned upon round these parts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Spot Jobby Posted August 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 homosexual peadophilia is scorned upon round these parts When did that happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Monkey Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Like playing with trout. 2 cups, one pitch? When in living memory have Morton ever had two cups, FFS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Spot Jobby Posted August 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 (edited) When in living memory have Morton ever had two cups, FFS! We have a winner. Come on down and collect your annual tin of lynx deodorant. Two Christmasses in one year. Edited August 21, 2015 by Centre Spot Jobby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovestreet Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 We have a winner. Come on down and collect your annual tin of lynx deodorant. Two Christmasses in one year. Only if you promise to land another steamer on ma chist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Spot Jobby Posted August 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Only if you promise to land another steamer on ma chist I'dd do better than that. ye can eat wan. wan cup, two jobbies (<plural) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doakes Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 The Scat man of Greenock ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 All this talk of a shite and cups reminds me of one thing - the coffee at New Douglas Park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Spot Jobby Posted August 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Cousin of Cat man. We keep it in the family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Cousin of Cat man. We keep it in the family. If you are a genuine Morton fan alias, or another hard-on Saints fan multi-alias wank - either way. You've received a decent welcome with your poo-based banter. See after tonight? Any chance of doing us a favour?... Get yersel' tae' fcuk. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 To the OP i say... ' you shat on the centre spot..? Big deal. There are literally thousands of posters on here who have pished all over the stands during games, and a fair few touching cloth when certain players took to the field'. Your solitary, seen only by yourself poop pales into insignificance.... Now go pick up your stool ,and shit in the corner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Spot Jobby Posted August 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 If you are a genuine Morton fan alias, or another hard-on Saints fan multi-alias wank - either way. You've received a decent welcome with your poo-based banter. See after tonight? Any chance of doing us a favour?... Get yersel' tae' fcuk. Thanks. Not until you dig my shite back up. To the OP i say... ' you shat on the centre spot..? Big deal. There are literally thousands of posters on here who have pished all over the stands during games, and a fair few touching cloth when certain players took to the field'. Your solitary, seen only by yourself poop pales into insignificance.... Now go pick up your stool ,and shit in the corner! Ahh, but it wasn't just witnessed by myself. Pishing in stands and nearly shiting your own pants are amateurish in the extreme. Landing one right on your centre spot was sublime. I always wondered if the fortunate finder of said shite thought a dug had a perfect aim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 (edited) Not until you dig my shite back up. Ahh, but it wasn't just witnessed by myself. Pishing in stands and nearly shiting your own pants are amateurish in the extreme. Landing one right on your centre spot was sublime. I always wondered if the fortunate finder of said shite thought a dug had a perfect aim. I suspect the finder thought it was an abandoned attempt by a Morton fan to bury the centre piece of their trophy cabinet!Just like the attention your players get from all your past and present coaches.... Polish as hard as they can, they still cant get a shine on that turd! Edited August 21, 2015 by Lord Pityme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Spot Jobby Posted August 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I suspect the finder thought it was an abandoned attempt by a Morton fan to bury the centre piece of their trophy cabinet! Or thought it Barry Lavety's hidden chocolate stash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vambo57 Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 I DO know someone who shagged his good lady in the commentary box. I hate Lippy Fannies, a bit like the OP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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