Lord Pityme Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 So as one of his many bizarre initiation ceremonies in the eighties Cameron stuck his knob in a lifeless pigs mouth.... There must be hundreds of Paisley blokes unwitting members of that elite club. Because that is the sort of thing that happened behind Toledo Junction every Friday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 Charlie Brooker's take. http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/david-cameron-black-mirror-charlie-6485095 Will the next pmq include a question from someone called Peppa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 As long as it was a female pig, the establishment will remain intact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 Since when does it have to be female for the establishment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond our ken Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 So as one of his many bizarre initiation ceremonies in the eighties Cameron stuck his knob in a lifeless pigs mouth.... There must be hundreds of Paisley blokes unwitting members of that elite club. Because that is the sort of thing that happened behind Toledo Junction every Friday night. in a pigs mouth he did! But what pig?-those keith joseph allegations just won't go away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond our ken Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 sounds like we have pulled pork on the menu there were probably no apples around so he tried to stuff some plums in there Will Corbyn continue with asking questions put by the public this wednesday? He will have a few to choose from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottd Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 Dave has been kicked out the Tory party, but not to worry he's joining Hamass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 Did he have a lardon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted September 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 I heard he was known for singing this to his GF back in the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond our ken Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 Meanwhile gideon is giving our money to super safe Chinese engineers who want to build nuclear prototypes in England Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond our ken Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 Do we have a name for the pig? My money is on Suki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whydowebother Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 I guess when he told his missus she won't have to work , he meant it when he said 'Don't worry darling , I'll bring home the bacon ' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
class of 76-77 Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 So as one of his many bizarre initiation ceremonies in the eighties Cameron stuck his knob in a lifeless pigs mouth.... There must be hundreds of Paisley blokes unwitting members of that elite club. Because that is the sort of thing that happened behind Toledo Junction every Friday night. Toledo Junction ? Ya cheap-skate, Valentinos on Silk Street was the place to go. ☺️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 tbf the banter on this is f**king brutal. someone call pozbaird. never thought id say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted September 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 Toledo Junction ? Ya cheap-skate, Valentinos on Silk Street was the place to go. ☺️ I did go there too, but got stuck to the floor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintnextlifetime Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 In another part of the country , this is what our old pal Cassette Boy has to say. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintnextlifetime Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 Bad teeth at school also. .apparently. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintnextlifetime Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Was he In The City at the time? Naw , he was Eatin Tin Trifles. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Pityme Posted September 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Was he In The City at the time? I think he was up the pig's Gary Glitter at the time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 what with jeremy corbyn and his "F*ck the queen" t shirt and now this, you definitely can't say politics is boar-ing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) Right so the story comes from a disaffected ex-politician who gave £8M to the party and reckoned the trough he was offered after the 2010 GE was too small for his snout - same old Tories. Edited September 22, 2015 by Bud the Baker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Right so the story comes from a disaffected ex-politician who gave £8M to the party and reckoned the trough he was offered after the 2010 GE was too small for his snout - same old Tories. the dead pig gate session also happened around the time he denounced nelson mandela as a terrorist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaldyOzBud Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 The suckling pig and the chuckling prig... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Right so the story comes from a disaffected ex-politician who gave £8M to the party and reckoned the trough he was offered after the 2010 GE was too small for his snout - same old Tories. Pretty much. On balance, it looks like Cameron made the right decision not to allow Ashcroft anywhere near government. Did Nicola ever reveal why she met with Murdoch over in the States? Or, like Humza's meeting with the Muslim brotherhood, is it to remain a secret? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Pretty much. On balance, it looks like Cameron made the right decision not to allow Ashcroft anywhere near government. Did Nicola ever reveal why she met with Murdoch over in the States? Or, like Humza's meeting with the Muslim brotherhood, is it to remain a secret? Were either of them shagging dead pigs? Cos if not.....who cares . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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