oaksoft Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 3 hours ago, faraway saint said: That's a number? Aye, yer right, ONE. I don't recall saying they were alone. It's the only one I know about personally, So bite me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 6 hours ago, oaksoft said: I don't recall saying they were alone. It's the only one I know about personally, So bite me. Can you provide a link, I can't find anything to back up that they pay 80% when you lose your job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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antrin Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 8 hours ago, TPAFKATS said: Don't forget... 8 hours ago, antrin said: Ta. i had forgotten. Again. Also when I woke this morning I thought it was Sunday... and that the time WAS later... I was pleased with myself. Till The Boss said it was only Saturday. oh How we she laughed! (with luck, I’ll be cool, tomorrow. I’ll let you know...) So... I stirred earlyish, but there was daylight... She was snoring, as ever... After a bit, I had a look at the clock. 7.34. i did “The Math”... ...that must mean it’s actually 8.30am! Being a really nice guy, I didn’t want to disturb her restful repose. I lay on - silent, still, respectful. After a bit, she grumbled and stirred... as she lifted her head towards the clock I said, “must be coming up for 9.00!” She gently said, “I changed the clock last night before we went to bed. It’s coming up to 8.00. You’re still an arse.... but you can get the breakfast as you’re so wide awake.” life can be hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 minute ago, antrin said: So... I stirred earlyish, but there was daylight... She was snoring, as ever... After a bit, I had a look at the clock. 7.34. i did “The Math”... ...that must mean it’s actually 8.30am! Being a really nice guy, I didn’t want to disturb her restful repose. I lay on - silent, still, respectful. After a bit, she grumbled and stirred... as she lifted her head towards the clock I said, “must be coming up for 9.00!” She gently said, “I changed the clock last night before we went to bed. It’s coming up to 8.00. You’re still an arse.... but you can get the breakfast as you’re so wide awake.” life can be hard. How quaint, our clocks change all by themselves. Obviously voodoo or some other magic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antrin Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 6 minutes ago, faraway saint said: How quaint, our clocks change all by themselves. Obviously voodoo or some other magic. Primitive! I used to think like that. It turns oot that it’s all done by someone else in the hoose, behind your back when you have been distracted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMan Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 Took the Porsche for a spin early this morning. The roads were practically deserted, it was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 13 minutes ago, GMan said: Took the Porsche for a spin early this morning. The roads were practically deserted, it was great. A bicycle isn't a Porsche. Hope you had your helmet on, ya helmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMan Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 7 minutes ago, faraway saint said: A bicycle isn't a Porsche. Hope you had your helmet on, ya helmet. Are you ever right about anything, Faraway Fanny? But it was the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 minute ago, GMan said: Are you ever right about anything, Faraway Fanny? But it was the car. ^^^^^^ Trying WAY too hard, as always. Back to bench pressing them tins of beans you've been stock piling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W6er Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 16 minutes ago, faraway saint said: ^^^^^^ Trying WAY too hard, as always. Back to bench pressing them tins of beans you've been stock piling. Hey, don't knock stockpiling beans! I've done the same. They're cheap, nutritious and have a long shelf life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, W6er said: Hey, don't knock stockpiling beans! I've done the same. They're cheap, nutritious and have a long shelf life. You disgust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W6er Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 18 minutes ago, Slartibartfast said: Aye, but he did that without stockpiling beans. I'll disgust my neighbours once I start eating them. Is nobody else going to admit to a wee bit of stockpiling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Arthur Blair Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 I'll disgust my neighbours once I start eating them. Is nobody else going to admit to a wee bit of stockpiling?Aye, me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 21 hours ago, Dickson said: One of the worst effects of this Coronavirus is that a bunch of political idiots are still desperately trying to make political capital out of an impossible situation. 🙄 But harsh on Michael Gove mate, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TPAFKATS Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 https://amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/29/out-with-pub-bores-back-in-with-the-experts?__twitter_impression=true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 40 minutes ago, Dickson said: They pay 62% So, not what he said..........................dear oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dickson said: Not according to the Norwegian government but Oaksoft probably thinks he knows better than them. TPTWAT said there was quite a few European countries, still waiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMan Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 I own a toilet roll factory, so you could say all this shit has left me rolling in it*. * money, not shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 41 minutes ago, GMan said: I own a toilet roll factory, so you could say all this shit has left me rolling in it*. * money, not shit. Getting mixed up, talking shit isn't the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 Well, that's a week since I was sent home from work. Been a LONG week, the weather being, on the whole, shite doesn't give many choices to do much outdoors. Trying to look forward to treating us to a nice holiday later in the year, the middle east looking like favourite at the minute. Still wish I'd got ahead of this and bought paint, never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted March 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, Slartibartfast said: The weather's still nice over here in sunny Paisley. Aye a massive 10 deg, taps aff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 The boredom of self isolation...did you know that if you rest one of your testicles on the top of an empty beer bottle, and hold a naked flame at the base eventually it gets sucked inside?If you did know this, and you know how to get it out, please message me...urgently! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest TPAFKATS Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 The same sort of twat who would be looking for a refund on a season ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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