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Ta.

i had forgotten.  Again.

 

Also when I woke this morning I thought it was Sunday...  and that the time WAS later...   I was pleased with myself.  :)

 

Till The Boss said it was only Saturday.  :(

 

oh How we she laughed!

 

(with luck, I’ll be cool, tomorrow.  I’ll let you know...)

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8 hours ago, TPAFKATS said:

Don't forget... IMG_20200328_230812.jpeg

 

8 hours ago, antrin said:

Ta.

i had forgotten.  Again.

 

Also when I woke this morning I thought it was Sunday...  and that the time WAS later...   I was pleased with myself.  :)

 

Till The Boss said it was only Saturday.  :(

 

oh How we she laughed!

 

(with luck, I’ll be cool, tomorrow.  I’ll let you know...)

So... I stirred earlyish,  but there was daylight... 

She was snoring, as ever...

After a bit, I had a look at the clock.

7.34.

i did “The Math”...

...that must mean it’s actually 8.30am!

Being a really nice guy, I didn’t want to disturb her restful repose.  I lay on - silent, still, respectful.

 

After a bit, she grumbled and stirred...  as she lifted her head towards the clock I said, “must be coming up for 9.00!”

 

She gently said, “I changed the clock last night before we went to bed.  It’s coming up to 8.00.  You’re still an arse....  but you can get the breakfast as you’re so wide awake.”

 

life can be hard.  :(

 

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1 minute ago, antrin said:

 

So... I stirred earlyish,  but there was daylight... 

She was snoring, as ever...

After a bit, I had a look at the clock.

7.34.

i did “The Math”...

...that must mean it’s actually 8.30am!

Being a really nice guy, I didn’t want to disturb her restful repose.  I lay on - silent, still, respectful.

 

After a bit, she grumbled and stirred...  as she lifted her head towards the clock I said, “must be coming up for 9.00!”

 

She gently said, “I changed the clock last night before we went to bed.  It’s coming up to 8.00.  You’re still an arse....  but you can get the breakfast as you’re so wide awake.”

 

life can be hard.  :(

 

How quaint, our clocks change all by themselves.

Obviously voodoo or some other magic.

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6 minutes ago, faraway saint said:

How quaint, our clocks change all by themselves.

Obviously voodoo or some other magic.

Primitive!

 

I used to think like that.

It turns oot that it’s all done by someone else in the hoose, behind your back when you have been distracted.

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16 minutes ago, faraway saint said:

^^^^^^ Trying WAY too hard, as always.

Back to bench pressing them tins of beans you've been stock piling. :lol:

Hey, don't knock stockpiling beans! I've done the same. They're cheap, nutritious and have a long shelf life. 

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18 minutes ago, Slartibartfast said:

Aye, but he did that without stockpiling beans. emoji38.png

I'll disgust my neighbours once I start eating them. 

Is nobody else going to admit to a wee bit of stockpiling?

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21 hours ago, Dickson said:

One of the worst effects of this Coronavirus is that a bunch of political idiots are still desperately trying to make political capital out of an impossible situation. 🙄

 

But harsh on Michael Gove mate, 

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Well, that's a week since I was sent home from work.

Been a LONG week, the weather being, on the whole, shite doesn't give many choices to do much outdoors. 

Trying to look forward to treating us to a nice holiday later in the year, the middle east looking like favourite at the minute.

Still wish I'd got ahead of this and bought paint, never mind. 

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The boredom of self isolation...did you know that if you rest one of your testicles on the top of an empty beer bottle, and hold a naked flame at the base eventually it gets sucked inside?

If you did know this, and you know how to get it out, please message me...urgently!

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