faraway saint Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Your first pet.................................Judy, loving mongeral, daft floppy ears and wagging tail. Your first time drunk........................cairry out from The Cottage Arms, a bottle of Martini, gulped down, staggered around the Racecourse, slapped into next week by my mother, the hangover from hell the next day, not a great experience. Your first football idol.......................Pele, the 1970 World Cup, watching games and a style of play that was mesmerising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappy coco Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 1st pet....... also called judy a black and white mongrel great wee dug... 1st time drunk....... outside the big apple (amusements) 15years old, spewed all the way down king street on my way home....... slap/bed... 1st football idol....... frank mcgarvey, i even cried when he left for liverpool........(sad cnut) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie-dee Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 pet.. A big brown boxer dug called Rex when I was 3 Drunk.. 1971 Newcie broon and spiced rum woke up on top of a hedge after big tam threw me there as I was asking him for a fight he was 6 foot 3 and I was 4 foot 8. Idol..the one and only Jim Blair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Great thread. Only kidding.... Pet: wee Westie called Clunie. We got her when I was 6. First time drunk: Can't remember (boom, boom!!!). Nah, I was 12 and was a baw hair away from having to get my stomach pumped after me and my pal raided the drinks cabinet and made up what must have been the most hideous, yet ferocious cocktail imaginable in a ginger bottle. Football idol: Wee Archie Gemmell, for THAT goal in '78. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Great thread......... nae kidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chalky1 Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 1st Pet - Black mongrel called Blackie 1st Time drunk - 3rd year in high school, drinking cans of Spectrum that we acquired from the interbond in Glenburn 1st footy idol - the one and only Kenny Dalglish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendo Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 1st pet....................... a wee Terrier dug. 1st time drunk...............yet to experience that sensation. 1st footy idol.................. Pele, and the entire Brazil team of 1970. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 1st pet....................... a wee Terrier dug. 1st time drunk...............yet to experience that sensation. 1st footy idol.................. Pele, and the entire Brazil team of 1970. All alkys say that............................................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 First Pet. Rags, a wee stray mongrel my brother brought home First time drunk. Camping on Elderslie golf course (actually ON the fairway... yeah , great idea ) we were all pissed & freezing cold. went home about midnight & got hell from ma wee maw !! First Footy Idol. Difficult one, possibly George best & Iain Munro for saints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Your first pet.................................Judy, loving mongeral, daft floppy ears and wagging tail. Your first time drunk........................cairry out from The Cottage Arms, a bottle of Martini, gulped down, staggered around the Racecourse, slapped into next week by my mother, the hangover from hell the next day, not a great experience. Your first football idol.......................Pele, the 1970 World Cup, watching games and a style of play that was mesmerising. First pet.............Tony the tortoise. We drilled a hole in his shell and threaded string to it to keep him attached to the washing line pole preventing him wandering off into the street. He died that winter when we put him in the loft to hibernate. Apparently they wake up regularly and need feeding. We didn't realise. The smell.......... First time drunk............never been drunk. Only unhappy people feel the need to ease their pain with alcohol and I'm not unhappy. First football idol...........I've never idolised anyone in my life and certainly not anyone who kicks a ball for a living. It's an embarrassing thing to do.\ Shite thread. Any chance of some interesting questions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Gilhooley Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 First pet.............Tony the tortoise. We drilled a hole in his shell and threaded string to it to keep him attached to the washing line pole preventing him wandering off into the street. He died that winter when we put him in the loft to hibernate. Apparently they wake up regularly and need feeding. We didn't realise. The smell.......... First time drunk............never been drunk. Only unhappy people feel the need to ease their pain with alcohol and I'm not unhappy. First football idol...........I've never idolised anyone in my life and certainly not anyone who kicks a ball for a living. It's an embarrassing thing to do.\ Shite thread. Any chance of some interesting questions? & yet all i heard was "blah ,blah, blah" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insaintee Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Your first pet.................................Percy the gold fish Your first time drunk........................Who's going to buy me a drink Your first football idol.......................Joe Jordan. Still have a wee thing for false teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lapsley Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Great Thread ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 1. Scooby the Old English Sheepdog 2. Never been drunk 3. Bobby McKean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supras Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Great post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluto Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Your first pet.................................Percy the gold fish Your first time drunk........................Who's going to buy me a drink Your first football idol.......................Joe Jordan. Still have a wee thing for false teeth The answer to Q2 is Percy. He was always drinking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oaksoft Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 & yet all i heard was "blah ,blah, blah" Drink can do that to you I'm told. So can senility. You should get it checked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 (edited) FFS! Can't wait for Saint_Sad to "log-in"... Tracy/Obi/Tony/the other 2 and you could save time as the "First" would all be the same, unless you're so deranged you really believe they are different people. Edited October 9, 2013 by faraway saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapamythighs Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 Your first pet.................................Judy, loving mongeral, daft floppy ears and wagging tail. Your first time drunk........................cairry out from The Cottage Arms, a bottle of Martini, gulped down, staggered around the Racecourse, slapped into next week by my mother, the hangover from hell the next day, not a great experience. Your first football idol.......................Pele, the 1970 World Cup, watching games and a style of play that was mesmerising. pet.......old shep,,,,had him since he was a pup,,, drunk.....1973,,bottle o eldorado, idols.......anyone who has played for st mirren fc,,1967 scotland squad,,1974 scotland squad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanleySaint Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 First Pet.....Kim - mongerel greyhound cross First Time Drunk - didn't drink until I went to uni ( do you know how difficult it is to order soft drinks in a Union bar) so Dundee October 1983 Football idol - difficult one but Archie Gemmill would be up there for best goal ever in a world cup (taking into account the relative abilities) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 First time drunk............never been drunk. Only unhappy people feel the need to ease their pain with alcohol and I'm not unhappy. *Fúcking suicidal with unhappiness* ^^^^^^^^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraway saint Posted October 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 *Fúcking suicidal with unhappiness* ^^^^^^^^^^^^ Only on days ending in "y". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaside Nipper Posted October 9, 2013 Report Share Posted October 9, 2013 First time drunk............never been drunk. Only unhappy people feel the need to ease their pain with alcohol and I'm not unhappy. Imagine waking up feeling rough , and knowing , that you are not going to feel any better at all that day ...............wow, scary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Dickson Posted October 10, 2013 Report Share Posted October 10, 2013 Pet - a baby wild rabbit that was given to my Mum by someone who shot it's Mother. We named it Snuggles but it was a vicious little shite. Drunk - only ever been properly drunk once. My stag night. Landed up getting one of the best kisses of my life that night but I've no idea who did the kissing. It could have been my one of the guys on the night out for all I knew. Threw up minutes later and was escorted home by my Father in Law and one of his mates, not that they were much use. We must have all fallen over six or seven times on the short road home. My Mum still claims that she sat up all night to make sure I didn't choke on my vomit. I was on whisky and coke that night. Eventually I figured it out - it was the syrupy shite in the Cola that made me sick. Idols - Kevin Keegan, then Kenny Dalglish and then it became Jackie Copland and Iain Munro. I was fortunate enough to play against Kevin Keegan before he retired, and played beside Iain Munro in an XI team after he'd quit. Keegan taught me a major footballing lesson. He was a great player and is a really decent guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted October 13, 2013 Report Share Posted October 13, 2013 Pet - a baby wild rabbit that was given to my Mum by someone who shot it's Mother. We named it Snuggles but it was a vicious little shite. Drunk - only ever been properly drunk once. My stag night. Landed up getting one of the best kisses of my life that night but I've no idea who did the kissing. It could have been my one of the guys on the night out for all I knew. Threw up minutes later and was escorted home by my Father in Law and one of his mates, not that they were much use. We must have all fallen over six or seven times on the short road home. My Mum still claims that she sat up all night to make sure I didn't choke on my vomit. I was on whisky and coke that night. Eventually I figured it out - it was the syrupy shite in the Cola that made me sick. Idols - Kevin Keegan, then Kenny Dalglish and then it became Jackie Copland and Iain Munro. I was fortunate enough to play against Kevin Keegan before he retired, and played beside Iain Munro in an XI team after he'd quit. Keegan taught me a major footballing lesson. He was a great player and is a really decent guy. And did you retire ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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