Lord Pityme Posted March 6, 2014 Report Posted March 6, 2014 All I can say is his girlfriend must be feckin hideous...? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-26456029 Wonder if they had to be seperated with a bucket of cold water afterwards? Quote
Lord Pityme Posted March 6, 2014 Author Report Posted March 6, 2014 Another classic somner thread. You jealous of that dug? why you old tart.... Quote
Lord Pityme Posted March 6, 2014 Author Report Posted March 6, 2014 Bryson was handed a four-month sentence suspended for two years at Skegness Magistrates' Court. He was also placed on the sex offenders register for seven years, and banned from the couch. The magistrate pointing to a photo of the 'Staffie' whilst addressing the accused said "WHO DID THAT..? WHO DID THAT... EH? BAAAAD BOY, YOUR A BAAAD BOY" Quote
SergioTacchiniGuy Posted March 6, 2014 Report Posted March 6, 2014 That story gives me the boak just reading it. That clown should be shot in the face and rolled into a ditch. Quote
murray street Posted March 6, 2014 Report Posted March 6, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-26456029 Dog sex video man Wayne Bryson spared jail termA man whose ex-girlfriend found a video showing him having sex with her dog has escaped a custodial sentence. Wayne Bryson, 19, of Harvey's Lane, Louth, admitted performing an act of sexual penetration with a Staffordshire bull terrier in January, contrary to the Sexual Offences Act. He asked for a poodle and an anaemic lurcher to be taken in to consideration. Bryson was handed a four-month sentence suspended for two years at Skegness Magistrates' Court. He was also placed on the sex offenders register for seven years. Quote
Vambo57 Posted March 6, 2014 Report Posted March 6, 2014 That story gives me the boak just reading it. That clown should be shot in the face and rolled into a ditch. Thats a bit extreme... the bitch had it coming! Quote
bluto Posted March 6, 2014 Report Posted March 6, 2014 Aye... some of those Stafford Bull Terriers are just asking for it. A bone, that is... I should stop digging. Quote
buddiecat Posted March 6, 2014 Report Posted March 6, 2014 Aye... some of those Stafford Bull Terriers are just asking for it. A bone, that is... I should stop digging. aye with their short legs and big mouths and wet slimy lips ... too far ? Quote
bluto Posted March 6, 2014 Report Posted March 6, 2014 You've been borrowing my spade. Keep digging! Quote
HSS Posted March 6, 2014 Report Posted March 6, 2014 Nothing to do with shagging dugs..... Did anybuddie see the sex change bird on Pointless tonight?Put me off my dinner. Quote
Guest TPAFKATS Posted March 7, 2014 Report Posted March 7, 2014 Nothing to do with shagging dugs..... Did anybuddie see the sex change bird on Cockless tonight?Put me off my dinner. Hardly a surprise Quote
Desperately Seeking Susans Posted March 7, 2014 Report Posted March 7, 2014 Don't knock it if you haven't tried it. Quote
Lord Pityme Posted March 7, 2014 Author Report Posted March 7, 2014 So do we categorise this as 'Extreme Break-Up Sex'..? "Is this a break-up doll..? well is it..? oh it is is it..? well i've got news for you lady here's a video of me shagging yir dug..! what's that..? yeah cannae find yir hamster..? well i wonder what dark crevasse he's slipped into..?" Quote
Happy Buddie Posted March 7, 2014 Report Posted March 7, 2014 Oh, this is already on another thread. I thought from the title it was some sort of on-line card school, my bad. Quote
buddiecat Posted March 9, 2014 Report Posted March 9, 2014 Nothing to do with shagging dugs..... Did anybuddie see the sex change bird on Pointless tonight?Put me off my dinner. gruesome looking, how did they manage to keep a straight face when calling him/her stephanie Quote
Geordie Saint Posted March 16, 2014 Report Posted March 16, 2014 (edited) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-26456029 I've heard of having a stiffy, but a staffy? Edited March 16, 2014 by john scott Quote
beyond our ken Posted March 16, 2014 Report Posted March 16, 2014 Magistrate-do you think you could get any lower? accused-there's a slutty wee chihahua lives down the road from me. Quote
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